Consumption Junction

Tyler Conium joins the show as we talk about the good, bad and ugly elements of social networking.  We begin by discussing Klout scores and why they are an irrelevant measure of popularity that makes Twitter like high school.  We also chat about relentless self-promoters, the inherent desperation in tweeting at celebrities, and the unwelcome appearance of Mittens Romney in bokeen’s "Who to Follow" list. We failed to reach a consensus that any of these elements were "good," so we plan to have Tyler back on soon to continue the conversation. Follow Tyler on Twitter: @tylerconium  

We wrap up our conversation with Rod and Karen from “The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast” about hip-hop ignorance by talking about Lil Wayne’s rapid, stunning descent into complete wackness. We also discuss a variety of other topics, including the proper etiquette for wearing chicken wing necklaces, positive rappers, black cowboys, black empowerment and crystal meth, suggestion rape, Jack Bauer’s Rick Ross conundrum and the Podcaster’s Underground Railroad. The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast is hosted by Rodimus Prime and Karen.  Their podcast is excellent because they are the illest podcasters alive. Check out The Black Guy Who Tips PodcastFollow Rod on Twitter: @rodimusprimeFollow Karen on Twitter: @SayDatAgain

Rod and Karen from “The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast” join us to talk about ignorant hip-hop artists and, as expected, the conversation meandered a bit.  In addition discussing Rick Ross, Young Jeezy and their ilk, we also chatted about ghetto rappers with college educations, Devin Hester’s abnormally low IQ, Dr. Dre’s former career as a homosexual DJ, the murder of Eazy-E, the importance of dicks in pornos and the most feared member of the Bloods street gang, Drake. The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast is hosted by Rodimus Prime and Karen.  Their podcast is excellent, thanks to their unwavering faith in the exalted quarterback of divinity, Tim Tebow. Check out The Black Guy Who Tips PodcastFollow Rod on Twitter: @rodimusprimeFollow Karen on Twitter: @SayDatAgain

The cast of “The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast” joins us to talk about the 74 Republican presidential debates that have been held in the last six weeks.  We discuss Rod’s fascination with the “adorable” Herman Cain, the GOP’s large cast of clowns, and white voters’ attitudes towards black and taupe-colored politicians. Also, Rod uses the n-word with reckless abandon. Oddly enough, we didn’t even intend to talk about Herm.  We were planning to talk about hip-hop.  Our next episode will touch on that topic and other assorted ratchetness.  The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast is hosted by Rodimus Prime and Karen.  Their podcast is excellent, despite Herm’s blatant refusal to grant an interview. Check out The Black Guy Who Tips PodcastFollow Rod on Twitter: @rodimusprimeFollow Karen on Twitter: @SayDatAgain

We discuss our how language is manipulated to evoke specific emotional reactions. “Islamists” are “terrorists”, and words like “patriotism,” “freedom” and “democracy” are utterly meaningless. Welcome to 1984, where “War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery and Ignorance is Strength.”

Photojournalist Jackie Snow joins us to talk about the occupation of Wall Street.  She offers her objective opinions as a journalist, commenting on the movement’s efforts to develop a singular demand, the demographic breakdown of the protestors, and the overall vibe of the occupation. Check out Jackie’s photos at jsnowphoto.com, and follow her on Twitter: @jackiesnowFind out more about Occupy Wall Street at occupywallst.org

For 11 days, protesters have occupied Wall Street and have largely been ignored by the media.  Activist Brett Chamberlin joins us from New York to discuss the purpose of the Occupy Wall Street movement, NYPD brutality, the spread of the movement and how you can get involved.  mizChartreuse also recounts her experience with the Occupy Chicago movement.  Occupy Wall Street describes itself as a “leaderless resistance movement with people of many colors, genders and political persuasions. The one thing we all have in common is that We Are The 99% that will no longer tolerate the greed and corruption of the 1%.”  Find out more at occupywallst.org. Follow Brett on Twitter: @brettchamberlin

In part two of this episode, our walk down memory lane takes a swift turn to the ratchet.  Tyler Conium joins us to talk about Taco Bell induced illness, Lamar Odom’s poor taste in food and women, Abba Zabba, sticks of cow butthole meat, Saved by the Bell and overalls.  bokeen and Tyler also gush over the upcoming premiere of Terra fucking Nova.  Follow Tyler on Twitter: @tylerconium

Tyler Conium joins the show as we discuss things that we liked when we were younger that make us look back as ask, “What the fuck were we thinking?” Naturally, we begin with alcohol-related stories before discussing music, TV shows, food and fads.  In the first half of this episode, we touch on underage drinking, Tyler’s dream of being a wigger, mizChartreuse’s dream of being a pop star, bokeen’s dream of not being a fucking nerd, the profound influence that “Achy Breaky Heart” had on Africa, and Master P’s innovation in the field of hip-hop ignorance.  The podcast takes a more serious turn as we discuss the execution of Troy Davis and social media users’ short attention span for serious topics. Follow Tyler on Twitter: @tylerconium

The N-word: a weighty term with several different connotations, depending on who uses it and with what intention. We discuss why white folk want to use it (i.e. Alec Baldwin, a newly minted member of the Black Delegation; see our “Race trades” episode), the issues with other non-whites’ misappropriation of it (are Mexicans and blacks truly in solidarity?), and how African-Americans’ opinions differ on the matter (Jay-Z versus Oprah Winfrey).

The cast of “The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast” joins us for an episode inspired by the classic “Racial Draft” skit from Chapelle’s Show. The Black Delegation and The White Delegation propose a series of trades designed to make each race better, and to unload some dead weight that is dragging down their respective races. Not all trades were approved, however, as The Black Delegation was unwilling to part with Denzel Washington and simply refused to take on George W. Bush. However, several trades were completed that radically change America as we know it. Anderson Cooper, Heidi Klum and Alec Baldwin are now officially black, while White America welcomes Lenny Kravitz, Shaquille O’Neal and Eddie Murphy by providing admission to the country club.   Follow Rod on Twitter: @rodimusprime Follow Karen on Twitter: @SayDatAgain Listen to their podcast: The Black Guy Who Tips

If you knew back then what you know now, what would you tell your younger self?  The cantankerous Canadian Tyler Conium joins us to discuss life’s lessons and things one can only learn through experience. Have you matured since high school? Would you have busted your ass so hard in AP Calculus junior year? Would you have spent $100,000 on a “business degree” when people’s interests are liable to change in their mid to late twenties? These are questions worth asking, and we delve into the depths. What TRULY matters? From schooling to religion; relationships to independence, we examine life as a youth and how one can live their best life while on this interesting roller coaster ride. Follow Tyler on Twitter: @tylerconium

When does the desire to belong cross the dangerous line into groupthink? Do Abercrombie-donning junior high students honestly believe they are superior? Canadian guest Tyler Conium (who is receiving a star on the Consumption Junction Walk of Fame) joins the show once again for an entertaining conversation on the concept of brand loyalty. From Apple innovations to designer tampons; ketchup styles to cosmetic brands, many people have products by which they swear. But are you #teamiPhone fo’ lyfe? We compare fandom to religion, deconstruct the hipster phenomenon, and touch on selling out – what’s YOUR price? Follow Tyler on Twitter: @tylerconium

To celebrate our 25th episode, we tell the story of how we met. This is a tale fraught with drama, marijuana, property damage, social media networks, interracial matchmaking, credit scores, pancakes, defamation of character, AOL Instant Messenger breakups, and a case of Miller Lite.

We explore our childhood career aspirations, and how they impact our adult lives and reflect who we have become. We also reach the conclusion that being an astronaut would suck.

In our second live broadcast, we apply the labels "overrated" and "underrated" to various aspects of modern life. mizChartreuse explores the dualities of self-identification and groupthink, while bokeen muses about pizza and Swiffer Sweepers.

mizChartreuse and bokeen discuss how dining out transforms people into needy babies. This live show includes real-time audience feedback and excerpts from Debra Ginsberg’s "Waiting." Men: never ask your server if she wants your sugar daddy services.

Our favorite guest Ty-Con joins us to discuss why society is just plain awful. We chat about our collective obsession with mindless entertainment/ratchetness/delusions of grandeur, including "Basketball Wives" and Twitter’s bastard brother, Klout. Follow Tyler on Twitter: @tylerconium

In the second entry into our Hatecast series, we cover topics such as junk mail, white Jesus, Mormonism, Geico commercials and black broads who dye their hair blonde. Also, mizChartreuse tells the story of her birthday skydiving adventure and mourns Oprah’s exit from daytime television.

Author Nina Perez joins the podcast for a more-buzzed second round of racially offensive humor, and Nina explains her White Boy Crazy gene theory: the tendency of "normal" white males to snap and lose their fucking minds with violent consequences. Follow Nina on Twitter: @AuthorNinaPerezPeep her blog: Blog It Out, BitchAnd buy her book: The Twin Propechies: Rebirth