Consumption Junction

We finally recorded a growed-up podcast episode! Author Nina Perez joins the show to talk about the inspiration behind her book, "The Twin Propechies: Rebirth," the self-publishing process and the beauty of printing on demand. Follow Nina on Twitter: @AuthorNinaPerezPeep her blog: Blog It Out, BitchAnd buy her book: The Twin Propechies: Rebirth  

Continuing a theme from the pilot episode of the podcast, bokeen bitches about his recent all-expense-paid trip to Las Vegas. Topics include “rustic” flight attendants, old people smell, white trash in Phoenix, Mexicans and skeezy Vegas hookers.

We discuss the absurd freakshow surrounding the Holy Grail of the USA, Barack Obama’s birth certificate. We also reveal why many Americans will continue to believe that he is a Nazi child molester who is BFFs with bin Laden.

Why do black people love chicken? Why do white people smell like wet dogs? Why are Asians terrible drivers? Kristy Tillman joins the cypher to discuss stereotypes in the most racist episode of the podcast to date. We also take turns answering the age-old question, “Which Cosby character are you?” Follow Kristy on Twitter: @digitalmiss

Our official suburban correspondent and tattoo enthusiast Nick joins us to talk about his addiction to Ed Hardy gear, how douchebags hijacked his look, and how he was cured of his Ed Hardy dependence through the power of Jesus Christ.

Your pleasant hosts bitch about the things that grind our gears. Topics include ineptitude at the self checkout line, the needy and the greedy, inefficiencies in procuring booze, guilty trips, celebrity worship and the Chicago Police.

Why do many successful black male entertainers end up in dresses? Philly native Tyree Hudson joins the podcast to examine modern-day coonery and buffoonery in American entertainment, while also highlighting examples of black excellence in the media. Since the inception of visual American media, blacks have been primarily typecast as Toms, Coons, Mulattoes, Mammies, Bucks, Jezebels, Sapphires, etc. "Before its death, the coon developed into the most blatantly degrading of all black stereotypes. The pure coons emerged as no-account niggers, those unreliable, crazy, lazy, subhuman creatures good for nothing more than eating watermelons, stealing chickens, shooting crap, or butchering the English language." - cinema historian David Bogle, from his book "Toms, Coons, Mulattoes, Mammies and Bucks: An Interpretive History of Blacks in American Films." Follow Tyree on Twitter: @tyreehudson

In the riveting conclusion of our very special St. Patrick’s Day podcast, we continue to share ratchet drunken stories with frequent guest Tyler Conium. Highlights include stories involving contraband, and mizChartreuse’s emotional abuse of bokeen. Listen to part IFollow Tyler on Twitter: @tylerconium

In a very special episode of the podcast, we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by discussing some of our finest and most entertaining drunken stories. Frequent guests Tyler Conium and The Glenlivet offer their contributions. Follow Tyler on Twitter: @tylerconium

While discussing when it is appropriate for adults to wear sports jerseys (SPOILER ALERT: never), we arrive at a surprising conclusion: hockey is the exact opposite of chicken.

The cantankerous Canadian Tyler Conium joins the podcast to spew anti-American rhetoric as we discuss Donald Trump’s presidential aspirations, the media’s power to shape voters’ minds, fear of a Palin-led world and the impending apocalypse. Follow Tyler on Twitter: @tylerconium

After an obligatory tribute to Charlie Sheen (and a signature bokeen rant about insipid Americans), we discuss the absurdity of Brandon Davies’ banishment from BYU’s basketball team as punishment for boning his girlfriend. CORRECTION: In this episode, bokeen noted that the population of Provo, Utah is four percent black. This number is grossly innacurate; less than one percent of Provo residents are black.

Whether it is utility provider, banks, or one’s own employer, American businesses have a habit of charging absurd and often inexplicable fees as a means to fatten their already obese wallets. We respond with an emphatic, "Fuck outta heah!"

A chat about the food-like substances served at chain restaurants and the marketing used to motivate you dumb bastards to buy them. Topics include Taco Bell’s infamous ground meat slop and Subway’s egregious misuse of the term “fresh.”

Tyler Conium joins the show to discuss people’s irrational rejection of technological change. Topics include the Amazon Kindle, Netflix, interwebs access, Canadian supremacy, and that talking computer thing that was on “Jeopardy!” Follow Tyler on Twitter: @tylerconium

Also: Rihanna is a clown! Drake’s loss is America’s win! Justin Bieber is the truth! Jennifer Hudson wears dollar store weave! Lady Antebellum hearts slavery!

In the pilot episode of the Consumption Junction podcast, bokeen bitches and moans about a recent experience flying on Southwest Airlines, and explains why he prefers "grown-up" airlines.