Grunt Free Press Podcast

It's an indie blowout spectacular! AbsoluteDeicide explores two very different games (and starts a third), and still has time for nostalgic ramblings about buying Doom a bunch and delivers a buying guide for games you won't end up playing. Topics - Cat update, Oxenfree, Gone Home still sucks, walking simulators, broken dialogue, censored on Steam?, sales and acquisitions, FMV, Rebel Galaxy, spacescapes, too many choices..., a personal history of Doom, Kholat, EA Access on PC. Music - Amon Amarth - Death in Fire, Rage Against the Machine - Bullet in the Head, The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog

Things get dark sometimes.  Well, usually, to be honest.  To stay in your hole or lash out... now that's the real question.  Bad moods don't make for good times doing important things like playing video games and recording podcasts.   Topics - Grunt Free Expansion, killing space, Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel, wattage, streamlinin', No Cnts Allowed, tactics in numbers, PC upgrading is easy?, Research is fun?, validation part 1, Part 2 Take 2, Japanese goofy humor, Earth Defense Force is overpriced, the PS Store sucks, Velocity 2x, Erin Esurance art style, Grim Fandango sucks, Tim Shafer sucks, 2016: The first and last year of VR, Gone Home sucks, validation part 2 and 3, Hitbox Q & A, Rebel Galaxy, Halo 5 looks good, Game Informer Illbleed Super Replay, my cat got bit.   Music - Robert Johnson - Hellhound on my Trail, Roger Bartlett - Fool for a Blonde, System of a Down - Vicinity of Obscenity

In space, no one can hear the terror in your voice as you await PC parts to arrive in the mail and contemplate cracking open your $1000+ computer and screw around with wiring. I was electrocuted as a young lad, so messing with power supplies is a true nightmare come true. If this is the last podcast, assume I did not survive. Topics - The Man in the High Castle, Star Wars: Episode VII: The Space Nazis Awakens, Star Wars hipsters, spoilers, robot balls, shtty villains, Snokes looks like arseface, TIE fighter pilot helmets and pockets, everyone's related, the third trench run is the charm, IMAX awakens, Battlefront Strikes Back, Hero Hunt sucks, some game called Fallout, kids and nukes, New Vegas was a mess, Fallout: Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel, streaming game manuals, Rainbow Six, etc. Music - Motorhead - Better off Dead, D12 - Fight Music, Johnny Cash - Ghost Riders in the Sky

Lord, I was born a ramblin' man... tryin' to stay on topic and doin' the best I can. I'm all over the place this week, jumping back and forth with no regard to my well honed script. It went so long I had to take three piss breaks while editing. Enjoy. Topics - The Man in the High Castle, Rainbow Six: Siege top clearance, gun attachments, silenced spraying, tight spreads, DOOM vs. DOOM, DOOM 64, 32X rentals, Star Wars: Battlefront chaos, Siege objectives, shotguns are great tools, lopsided games, Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days, Cait sucks, a heartfelt Piper reunion, playing all sides, the definition of "censorship", synthetic gorilla meat. Music - White Zombie - Welcome to Planet MF, DOOM - E1M1, At Doom's Gate, Leftover Crack - Born to Die

The first half is blown out. The second half is too cold. Somewhere in between lies the Grunt Free Truth. Topics - Sit be breakin', Polk Audio headset update, nostalgia reality check, back to Boston, destroying bars, losing Piper, Fallout callbacks, ghoul STDs, Sony and Kojima make a perfect game in five years... callin' it now, Resogun sucks, hey... Forge, imbedded Rainbow Six: Siege photography, Dead or Alive: Xtreme 2 is garbage, batteries suck, wired 360 controller?, The Great Comcast Battle Round 3, mom and pop stores suck. Music - Anti-Nowhere League - I Hate People, Rancid - Lady Liberty, FEAR - Fck Christmas

My heart sinks.  She's gone.  All those months spent together, picking through trash, bashing people's skulls, bangin' on cots... and she's alone.  Maybe dead... Maybe she's behind the Brahmin jam...   Topics - Fallout 4, Metal Gear continues to suck from the grave, Fallout 4, building bars, combing the beach, little details, The Silver Shroud, Fallout 4, Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 still thinks you're a whiny pussy, play-asia.com seems legit, mixing business with politics, the PS4 store sucks, The Man in High Castle, Gears of War codes, Ikaruga, Halo 5 packs for wins.   Music - Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face, Andrew Jackson Jihad - Hate, Rain on Me, Sublime - Badfish

Yep, it's a little late. The reason? AbsoluteDeicide and Clay Cuckolds put in some extra rehearsal time to bring you this gem. It's one unedited take and it's brilliant. You can send the award to podcast@gruntfreepress.com. Topics - The Great Comcast Battle, Fallout 4 never ends, cum swappin' tales, trade routes, killin' kids, shootin' babies, The Ripper, gaming journalism is a joke, award shows are gay, breaking employment news, Rainbow Six: Siege is amazing, Battlefront again, Slave Leia boners, Jessica Jones sucks and Kristen Ritter is awful, Francis Ford Coppola's Splatoon Music - Anti-Nowhere League - Streets of London, John Williams - Tie Fighter Attack

Start up Skype, hit record, hope for the best.  AbsoluteDeicide an (low bandwidth) Clay Cuckolds conti (159 dropped frames) ission about their trips to the wastel (attempting reconnect... 5, 4, 3, 2...) maybe Japan?   Topics - Comcast eats, Fallout 4, rolling butts, PCs suck, aliens, perks, Tales of a Jerkytown Vendor, dead wives, Pickman's Model, Rainbow Six: Siege, headsets, modems.   Music - Dion - The Wanderer, GWAR - Americanized, Robby Roadsteamer - I Put a Baby in You

Alone in the wasteland, AbsoluteDeicide scavenges for supplies to keep himself from stumbling over his own words and somehow remains a smoothskin. There's one audio hiccup near the beginning. Oh, well. Topics - Goin' solo, Star Wars: Battlefront, space, audio hiccups, glitches/cheats?, $50 season passes, Rise of the Tomb Raider, Big Team Battle, waiting on Forge, social playlists suck, air purifiers, Fallout 4, save scums, puzzles, Swan Lake, bangin' Piper, Bethesda bugs, Jimmy's Grunt Free Press, MST3K returns, Rifftrax riffs The Wizard. Music - Flogging Molly - Speed of Darkness, Municipal Waste - The Thrashin' of the Christ, Karen O - I Shall Rise

Hope you like Fallout, because this episode is as heavy with it as a Corvega factory after a deathclaw attack. Topics - Lots of Fallout 4, flashlight protips, stabbin' people, bugs?, touring the polymer lab, selling drugs, VATS, fast travel?, let's whine about graphics, level caps, Forza microtransactions, Dark Souls DLC, Star Wars: Battlefront, radiation storms, Fallout Online?, speech options, Friday the 13th: The Funded, Rainbow Six: Siege, Rise of the Tomb Raider, Halo 5 Review Music - The Dead Milkmen - Tiny Town, Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mamma, The Doors - Five to One (Live)

There's a new co-host this week. SlickBunny801001 brings a fresh and less offensive perspective to the Grunt Free Press Podcast as Clay wasn't really working out. There's some explosions at the end, too. Topics - The Wasteland Report, Fallout 4, Halo addiction, PC troubles, console troubles, name changes, XB1 backward compatible games, cheating at RPGs because you're a dumbass, Friday the 13th: The Game: The Kickstarter: The Money Pit, Halo 5 still rules, Ash Vs. Evil Dead, Comcast is on to me. Music - Six Feet Under - Lycanthrope, Dropkick Murphys - Fightstarter Karaoke, The Ink Spots - Maybe

Deep in the throes of Halo 5 addiction, AbsoluteDeicide and Clay Cuckolds hit record and bring you a completely live, unscripted broadcast as they slay enemy Spartans and commentate Breakout matches. It's probably the worst idea ever, but who listens to this trash anyway? Topics - Halo 5: Missing features, play by play breakdowns, Havoc physics, sixty seconds to railgun, digital suicides, Xbox Elite controller shortages, the beautiful sounds of destruction, opening playlists, Warzone, weekly Friday the 13th: The Game update, the 24 hour stream was a success, anti-ADD. Music - Halo - Main Theme, Slayer - Warzone, Social Distortion - The Story of My Life

It's Halloween, so here's the early edition of the Grunt Free Press Podcast. Will Clay Cuckolds and AbsoluteDeicide give you a trick... or a treat? I don't know, but you're a pssy. Topics - Back scratchin' forks, City Skylines, NHL '16, fots and pssies, Friday the 13th: The Game update, Twitch pies, Out for Social Justice, The Halo countdown, fk story, Halo 5 on PC? Nope, $150 Elite Controller, Rebel Galaxy, custom soundtracks, slow dashboard, Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs, Obscure, Fatal Frame 5: Maiden of Black Water, suicide woods, Mass Effect 2 sucks, hard drive blues. Music - Type O Negative - Black No. 1, Talking Heads - Psycho Killer, The Cranberries - Zombie

The end is near. As I look at my backlog and ponder my life choices, time seems fleeting as I prepare to enter the Halo Hole my life will become in less than a week. Clay tortured some prisoners, too. And special thanks to Ralph for closing out the show. Topics - Gayme news, Anime still sucks, Prison Architect, City Skylines, Tropico, Fatal Frame 5, Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs, Uncharted 2, Uncharted 3, The Dualshock 4 is cheap and it sucks, Friday the 13th: The Game: The Kickstarter, "Chi ha" versus "ki ma" debate, NHL 16, zombie disasters, waiting for DOOM codes. Music - The Streets - The Way of the Dodo, Castlevania - Stage 1, Wombstomp - Always Trust the Man in the Van

We hired the night guy from McDonald's to write and edit this podcast, so any complaints can be directed at Steve when you pick up your pick up your egg and cheese sandwiches. Topics - YouTube stars, The Great Tomb Raider versus Fallout debate, video game bugs, Far Cry: Primal, The new Xbox One dashboard, elastic fixes, Cyberpunk 2077, Halo 5 Forge delayed, Fck Metal Gear, Phil Spencer admits Xbox One probably won't "beat" PS4, Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Cut Grinder, Star Wars: Battlefront beta, Halo 5: The Sprint, Forza's still good, The (real) Walking Dead returns, Fake cancer, NBA 2K16's Spike Lee Joint Music - GWAR - Dirty, Filthy, System of a Down - Chik 'N' Stu, Tool - Hush

Wrap yourself in wires to become a true digital citizen, but beware... someone might hurt your feelings. Then you can go play basketball. Topics - New Xbox One dashboard, physical discs, random achievements, snapping sucks, Forza 6 review, Hitman details, Rainbow Six: Siege beta, Microsoft buys Havoc, Twisted Pixel leaves Microsoft, NBA 2K16, The Metal Gear Solid V Report, Anita Sarkeesian whines to the UN, Rapid Fire. Music - Akira Yamaoka - Silent Hill Theme, Primus - Jerry Was a Race Car Driver, Dead Kennedys - Your Emotions

Video games happen. Sometimes they sneak up on you when they least expect it. Sometimes they just linger on long after you give half a sht. And Clay Cuckolds gives a harrowing live report from the field. Topics - IGN sucks, still playing Metal Gear V: The Phantom Pain for some reason, systematic video game cheating, going back to vinyl, left handed Power Gloves, Fear the Walking Dead is almost done, whooping cough, U2 comes to Rock Band, System Shock, Rainbow Six: Siege beta LIVE report, bellybutton coffee rolls, Hitman delayed, Halo 6, SOMA, Metroid sucks, Hunt the Truth returns. Music - Deep Purple - Space Truckin', Superjoint Ritual - Waiting for the Turning Point, Type O Negative - Kill All the White People

AbsoluteDeicide and Clay Cuckolds are joined by a special guest from wrestling's past. Is he dead? Does he like video games? Will he ever leave? And what's the Pringle's theme song again? Topics - The end of the world, cults, free horror movies, background fans, SOMA, Fear the Walking Dead sucks, Tokyo Game Show, Japanese silence, Rainbow Six: Siege map count, Tomb Raider, finishing video games, pirate scurvy, Metal Gear Solid V, Forza Motorsport 6, is Konami done with video games?, Hunt the Truth, WWE 2K15, Star Fox delayed, South Park Music - The Clash - This is Radio Clash, The Ramones - Surfin' Bird, South Park - PC Chant

All the leaves are brown, and the sky is blue. California dreaming. Oh, and fk you, too. Topics - Welcoming the Fall season, torture, The Highwayman, Asians, Fear the Walking Dead is a comedy?, Mad Max... again, Metal Gear, background pon, XCOM, Postal reviews, more deleted comments, femsploitation, Halo 5 map voting, Bloodborne is too simple, Dark Souls... again, Choose Your Adventure books are sexist, 2 Live Crew, Baby Easter Island, Forza 6 Music - Nirvana - The Man Who Sold the World, Johnny Cash - The Highwayman, Anal Cut - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man

AbsoluteDeicide and Clay Cuckolds come to the realization they've been indie hipsters all along. They immediately book an open mic night at their local coffee shop and talk about they're Kickstarted projects. Topics - The cultural wasteland, Black Mass, Sweeny Todd, More Mad Max, hipsters, indie garbage, progressive thinking, Cuphead, Tom Clancy's Humble Bundle, Madden, Metal Gear?, Star Wars: Battlefront matchmaking, Evolve, Uncharted Trilogy, Castle Crashers Remastered, Halo 5's opening cutscene, Piss Poor Steam Sales Music - Slipknot - (sic), Suicidal Tendencies - I Saw Your Mommy, Rancid - Rejected