Grunt Free Press Podcast

Life is balance. You can't drive a car with just a positive charge. Also, how do you feel about gnasher battles? Topics - Adult language, in-depth Gears of War discussion, finding the "Settings" menu, Lawbreakers, Lara Croft's nipples, Mad Max goes on forever, everyone hates Prometheus?, Until Dawn killed Wes Craven, FAQs for getting PS4 sound to stream correctly, Lizard Squad arrests, Mutant Football League, fake heroin withdrawals, Uncharted. Music - The Sex Pistols - Bodies, Clerks - Berserker, Wolfcop - End Credits

Turns out Dark Souls is a pretty good game. AbsoluteDeicide and Clay Cuckolds discuss the hidden lore of the mysterious series/how terrible MOBAs are and other random garbage. Movin' on up... Topics - Fear The Walking Dead, Madden, Perfect Dark, Gears of War: Ultimate Edition, Metal Gear Solid V, iTunes and Stitcher distribution, Smite, Dark Souls, Rainbow Six: Siege, Darkest Dungeon, Pokémon threats, Dead Realm Music - Nailbomb - Religious Cancer, L7 - Stlist, R.E.M. - Mad World

It's Episode 3... I mean 5. Fking up in the first three seconds of recording is usually a good sign. This was a long one, and some small talk had to edited out for time concerns. If it seems more haphazard than usual, go fk yourself as usual. Topics - Breeding blacks, Mad Max, Banjo-Kazooie, Making game maps, Jet Force Gemini, Killer Instinct, Madden, Mega Man Legacy Collection, The Cloud, Bombing journalists and Gamergaters, Forza 6 leagues, The new Black Dahlia album. Music - FEAR - Let's Start a War, Junkie XL - Chapter Doof, Dying Fetus - Your Treachery Will End With You, Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod

It's fkin' like Gamescom coverage and st. Clay Cuckolds joins AbsoluteDeicide and there's a record number of rants and unintelligible tangents. Who will emerge victorious in this legendary battle of wits? Topics- Gamescom, Hulkamania, Dark Souls 3, Gun.Smoke, DOS dk sucking games, Crackdown 3, Sad Satan, Steam troubles, Tomb Raider, Lucky Palmer TIME cover. Music - KMFDM - Megalomaniac, Oceano - District of Misery, Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath

Jam packed with positive energy and tips for purchasing coffee, AbsoluteDeicide and Clay Cuckolds leave no stone unturned in their quest for inner peace. Topics- Rare Replay, Company of Heroes 2, Neverwinter, MAME, Gears of War, physical deformities, Lamb of God, World of Tanks, Windows 10, Gamescom. Music- The Beatles - Helter Skelter, The Black Dahlia Murder - Vlad, Son of the Dragon, Operation Ivy - Take Warning, Lamb of God - As the Palaces Burn

Join AbsoluteDeicide and co-host Clay Cuckolds in an awkward experiment in Skype technology. It's rough around the edges, but the discussion is life changing. Topics- Journey, The Witcher 3, Company of Heroes 2, Madden, World of Tanks, Beware of Mr. Baker, Gears of War, speedrunning, gay pride parades, PS4 controller and storage, Rory McIlroy's PGA Tour, Onechanbara: Z2 Chaos, buttplugs. Music- The Black Dahlia Murder- Statutory Ape, The Misfits- Last Caress, CREAM- White Room

Join me as I cough, mumble, and grunt my way through over an hour of ranting about stuff in the premier episode of The Grunt Free Podcast! Topics- Podcast and website admin stuff, podcasts (I say it too much...) PC gaming, Chivalry: Medieval Warfare, Closure, The Bridge, The Cat Lady, Journey, Uncharted, Batman: Arkham Knight, The Witcher 3, Planescape: Torment, Until Dawn, Shenmue 3 Kickstarter, Mad Max, Rick and Morty, anime, and the like. Music- GG Allin - Hard Candy Ck, HORSE The Band - Murder, Deadly Premonition - (Whistle Theme), GWAR - Fishf