Grunt Free Press Podcast

From well researched E3 predictions to pro Overwatch tips from an MLG-caliber player, Grunt Free Press continues to be the only podcast you need in your day to day life. Also, birds won't shut the fuck up. Topics - Gaming news, remember VR?, rubes, Sony wins E3, Sony is the new Apple and that's not a compliment, E3 predictions, Overwatch, birds, douchebag teammates, dulled sheen, Overwatch tips and tricks, healing payloads, anti-social online gaming, KBM spazzes, matchmaking, Genji, McRee, controller bugs?, Pharah's gotta jet, bumper jumper, Reaper. Music - Hatebreed - Another Day, Another Vendetta, Pink Floyd - One of these Days, Leonard Cohen - The Future

Heading back into the real world, an entire day has gone missing, muddled in Lovecraftian horror, gay anime boys, and cartoon gorillas. Topics - Missing time, Berserk, rotoscoping, onion knights, Bloodborne sucks?, The Old Hunters, parry, full Lovecraft, Innsmouth, The Orphan, grinding sucks, dumb regain systems, water is bad for you, Overwatch, insane reviews, shitty teammates, common internet courtesy, "need healz", text chat, "GG", loot box rip offs, Blizzard fanboys, Overwatch: It's Basically Shadowrun. Music - Mastodon - Iron Tusk, Burn the Priest - Suffering Bastard, Romper Stomper Orchestra - Pulling on the Boots

AbsoluteDeicide takes a deep breath, stretches out, and relaxes as his week long vacation starts. Unfortunately that means it's a week of playing two shitty games. We also get out first call in. Topics - Crack, time travel, wires, Doom hates Steam, Name the Souls contest, Demon's Souls, gargoyles, plague rats, level drain, Demon's Souls servers offline?, Bloodborne sucks, grinding for vials, gray and boring environments, Homefront: The Revolution, run to an icon and press "X", no multiplayer, Doom multiplayer rules, Preacher, vacation Music - System of a Down - B.Y.O.B., Sex Pistols - Holidays in the Sun, Scene from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2

Before he boards the plane to China, AbsoluteDeicide plays a couple games that don't end in the word "Souls". It's also really Episode 44. Topics - Send help, PS3 streaming, broken controllers, streamin' Demons, kitin' knights, phantom Twitch followers, Comcast still sucks, Uncharted 4: The Goonies 3: More Uncharted, shot in the back, critic bait, nice assets asshole, Tencent Games Platform, Doom 4, Ultra Violent, Doom Nukem. Music - Combat - The Mutant Inside, The B-52's - Rock Lobster, White Zombie - Super-Charger Heaven

As AbsoluteDeicide's journey through the Souls nears an end, he does some Ebay detective work and reflects on the series as a whole. Then he rants about something. Welcome. Topics - Ornstein and Smough, Gruntus LePress, halberds through the fog door, go for Smough, shoot her!, dead fire keepers, parry and riposte, Bed of Chaos, acid worms, super titanite demons, 5 estus, Battlefield 1, Bloodborne: Easy Souls, ebay PS3, Demon's Souls, B.D.S., fat rolls, shirtless Souls, Overwatch vs. Battleborn, "too game-y". Music - First Aid Kit - Stay Gold, The Misfits - Skulls, The Black Dahlia Murder - Paint it Black

AbsoluteDeicide gives some hot takes on the latest anime andJRPG news and gives tips on how you can help fight thepatriarchy.  Nah, it's more Dark Souls. Topics - Dying SJWs, Dark Souls 3, NG++, OP butcher knives,Boreal Valley, legit dungeons, branding irons and HP drains,suspicious spots, Nameless King, PvP in RPGs sucks, tree seeds, TheInvitation, Nintendo news, The Revenant, Call of Duty: InfiniteWarfare, Ni-Oh Alpha, Dark Souls, Aliens Vs. Pinball. Music - GWAR - Penguin Attack, Darkthrone - Soulside Journey,First Aid Kit - Emmylou

AbsoluteDeicide cracks a red eye orb and continues to blabber about Dark Souls 3, then rushes through some other bullsht while holding his dick. Topics - Dark Souls 3, PvP, giant butcher knives, sit whips, stat caps, Dark Souls VHS trailer, focus attacks, cryptic musings, cool gimmick fights, The Dancer, Firekeepers' eyes, journey 2, Gears of War 4 beta, Dirt Rally, Mirror's Edge: Catalyst beta, Friday the 13th: The Game: The In-Engine Trailer, PlayStation Flash Sale, Game of Thrones, Ni-oh demo, piss. Music - Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs, Power Glove - Tetris, Motoi Sakuraba - Nameless King

Digging through the word backlog and fighting the urge to just play Dark Souls 3, AbsoluteDeicide phones in some garbage once again. Topics - Soul crush, Gears of War 4, Trenches, wall bouncin', Dead or Alive Xtreme 3: Fortune, smashmouth volleyball, tan lines, The Park, The Secret World, Dirt Rally, Dark Souls 3, Bloodborne: Shell of Souls, smackin' walls, rafter fights, sword and board, cryptic NPCs, naked guys in wells, small doll Music - Japanische KampfAPrspiele - Verrat Am Metal, Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath, Pornstar Wisdom, Team America - Everyone Has AIDS

The one where AbsoluteDeicide really wants to play Dark Souls 3. It's also really Episode 39. Topics - Tom Green, The Walking Dead: Michonne: Episode 2: Give No Shelter, escape from Boat Town, Doom Beta, Halo 5 is missing, Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures 2: Assimilation, deep cuts, black and red, Quantum Break, missing codes, fake graphics, FEAR, spammy fights, Hitbox warning, Remember Me, invadin' brains, Alan Wake code giveaways. Music - The Guess Who - No Time, Eminem - Remember Me, Excrementory Grindfckers - Nein, Kein Grindcore

Just Because... Second Try... Sober uploading this time.

AbsoluteDeicide goes to the movies. Topics - More Dune, lazy rants, Sci Fi's Dune, Colonel Story, Jungle Hunt, Pirate Pete, The Hate Fellate, Who's Who?, fan edits, Zoe Bell sucks, Heavy Rain, motion controls suck, Press X for Jason, failing dental hygiene, Predator 2 Protips, drug squad, Killer Instinct Season 3, The Windows Store sucks, high specs, Sonic CD, The Daredevil Conspiracy. Music - The Beatles - The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill, Dead Kennedys - I Kill Children, 1000 Homo DJs - Supernaut

Between eating discounted Irish soda bread and contemplating the downfall of the entire video game industry and possibly mankind, it's been a pretty good week. Topics - Taxes, Preacher, The Division, the grind, 2Dark, Gears of War 4 beta, The Deadly Tower of Monsters co-op, Dune on the brain, lubin' gears, physical media sucks, the shittiness is faster, fantasyanime.com, Kega, spice is life, Chrono Trigger sucks, OG Xbox itch, PS4.5, helmets and dildos, bee bombs, Daredevil Season 2, Foggy sucks. Music - KMFDM - Anarchy, Dune - Ornithoper Ride, Slayer - You Against You

Doom. Arrakis. Virus Planet. Topics - Tom Clancy's The Division, T-shirt review, pickin' missions, civilian protips, UI, Steam hooks, it's not an MMO you tards, dolla dolla flu y'all, environmental storytelling, you know, Doom Beta, Jadorowski's Dune, El Topo, Frank Herbert's Dune, Sega CD's Dune, DOS sucks, Singularity, technology's a cunt, cross platform play, Preacher. Music - FEAR - New York's Alright if You Like Saxophones, Nine Inch Nails - Head Like a Hole, Pink Floyd - Fearless

Winner of the 2016 Grunt Free Press Awards, Excellence in Audio Engineering and Joke Telling. Topics - Shtty Souls - it works better in writing, shady bit coin transactions, Killer Instinct Season 3 details, Leatherface Vs. Scorpion, NP-376-37-6, Far Cry Primal, Piss Man, vision quests, good base building, headbuttin' tigers, what the uck is going on with consoles?, Nintendo NX rumors, Sniper Elite 4, Fable Legends cancelled, The Town of (Stone and) Light, Masturbation Awards, Strider sucks. Music - Xzibit - Front 2 Back, The Behemoth - Battleblock Theater, Boss Music 01a, Dying Fetus - Shepard's Commandment

My tribe can kick the sht out of your tribe. We have Rowdy Roddy Piper and Andre the Giant. Topics - I love/hate the '80s, Dead or Alive 5, slutty nuns, The Walking Dead: Michonne: Episode 1: In Too Deep, silence is always an option, Valkria Chronicles, bad anime sht, bad pop ups, MURI, Doom II: Hell on Earth, Zombie Army Trilogy, zombie Hitler, the Leatherface dance, WWI rumors, Grifball, I suck at Halo 5, Forza 6 on PC, Far Cry: Primal, I'm not racist you are. Music - Goonies II - Stage Theme, The Goonies R Good Enough, Charlie Murder - I Vote 4 Chaos, First Aid Kit - Wolf

Do you like unfinished, broken, barely playable games that charge full price? Well, boy, do I have a deal for you... Topics - Free games, Golden Axe, beats-thems-ups, Street Fighter 5 blows, PC settings mini-games, bad art, PoopyPoopFarts, Golden Axe 2, Golden Axe: The Revenge of Death Adder, Far Cry: Primal, The Witcher, Ultra Weapon X, Super C, MAME Master Race, Dead or Alive 5: Last Round, Killer Instinct, Goodbye Tim Turi, Game Informer Dark Souls Super Replay, The Walking Dead: Machonne. Music - The Dead Milkmen - Serrated Edge, GG Allin - Drink, Fight, and Fck, Cyndi Lauper - The Goonies 'R' Good Enough

It's a bunch of sit and I don't want to go over my character limit. Lots of XCOM 2 love. Lots of XCOM 2 hate. And spooky sounds in the night. Topics - Martian Gothic Super Replay, Mike Futter sucks, Metal Slug 5, XCOM 2 is kind of difficult, night terrors, Grifball, The Division open beta, Quantum Break on PC, consoles suck, The Walking Dead, dead kids, Sunset Riders, Aliens, Earth Defense Force, Salamander/Life Force, Street Fighter V sucks. Music - Twisted Sister - Burn in Hell, Metal Slug 5 - 05 - Windy Day, Bad Brains - Pay to Cum

Bah buh bah buh, bah buh bah buh, bah buh wuhnt wah wuhnt whuhnt... Topics - Old man arthritis, Metal Gear: Slug, Metal Slug 2, XB1 Elite Controller, Metal Slug 3, bangin' witches, The Witcher is anti-Bond, hooker party, Doom in May, Metal Slug X, Metal Slug 4, Tormentum: Dark Sorrow, Steam Lunar Sale, XCOM 2, I suck at games, Killer Instinct Season 3. Music - Heart - Barracuda, Metal Slug 4 - 414, Desert, Stage 4

Warning: This episode is mostly about video games. Topics - The Division Beta: It's Kind of Like Mass Effect tm, PC cheating, Doom 3: It's Kind of Like Prometheus tm, Battlefront DLC details, Metal Slug, The Deadly Tower of Monsters, Meta, robot demographics, Sakura Swim Club, I didn't play Darkest Dungeon, The Void, The Witcher, Tormentum: Dark Sorrow, I got a box. Music - The Clash - Know Your Rights, Freezepop - Brainpower (Rock Band Mix), GWAR - Slap U Around

AbsoluteDeicide explores the triple D's in his life, is baffled by pinky usage, then inevitably slips into torture porn. Topics - Podcast Addict update, Rebel Galaxy, Kholat, walking simulators, Darkest Dungeon, status ailments, controller support, sanity meters, disease lists, clutter, Rouge Legacy, Doom 3, clickin', pinky gaming, flashlight mods suck, I didn't buy The Witness, Martyrs, torture porn, Salo. Music - Slayer - I'm Gonna Be Your God, Tweaker - Doom 3 Theme, The Dead Kennedys - Rawhide.