Thomas And The Bible

Well Ecclesiastes started so promising and showed a few glimmers of hope this episode, but it also took a turn for the Proverbs, if you know what I mean. Markedly less good. Let’s hope the thrilling conclusion is good next week!

Yay, the podcast lives! I’m back and better than ever, on a mission to defeat the infinite boredom! In all seriousness though, this was one of my favorite episodes ever. And I have the WEIRDEST announcement ever…. Ecclesiastes is actually GOOD! Completely serious. It’s a great start to the new reign of T and the … Continue reading Proverbs 30-Ecclesiastes 3 →

Well some more ridiculous proverbs. Solomon or whoever it is has no idea how to construct a proper analogy. His analogies are like a dead battery in a fire alarm. Or something. Anyway, will this be the final episode of Thomas and the Bible? It is unless the goal is met here: http://patreon.com/tandtheb If this … Continue reading Proverbs 24-29 →

And more terrible Proverbs. Highlight of the show is that Harley is back for an intro! Other than that....

Wow Proverbs is a real piece. It's like someone just trying to rattle off pseudo-wisdom in the hopes something sticks... Or maybe god was actually omniscient and predicted memes!

We move on from the mind numbing Psalms to some mind numbing Proverbs. This so called "wisdom" is something a 10 year old could write, as is the norm with the bible.

Harley is back with a killer previously on covering all of Psalms! And then we finish psaid psalms and move on to Proverbs. A little less boring but still terrible.

Blahhhhh only 2 more Psalms after this episode! Finallllllllly.

Psalms still. Not much to report today. We're getting pretty close to being done though!

Today we read the longest Psalm in Psalm history. And guess what... it could have been written in about 3 lines and said just as much!

Knocking out some more quick Psalms. This is the longest most boring challenge we’ve yet had to face.

Knocking out some more quick Psalms. This is the longest most boring challenge we've yet had to face.

Halfway DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with the BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And some more Psalms. I feel like I could pass for a proper psalter in a regular psaltery with all these psalms I've been preading.

Well, more Psalms as per usual. It hasn't been too bad though, just bland. Stick with me. Some day we'll get to the New Testament, you'll see. Where there are no cats and the roads are paved with cheese.

Continuing psalms, as we will for quite some time. Not much else to say... again... I'll make it funny though, I promise. Well kind of...

Psalms Psalms everywhere a Psalms. Yep not much else to say, more Psalms. Getting closer to being done with them though!

Psalms. Yep still. This one wasn't too bad though, I think there were some good jokes and points in it.

Psalms is like having to listen to a homeless person rant about god but you’re like stuck in quicksand and can’t just leave. It’s agony.

Psalms is like having to listen to a homeless person rant about god but you’re like stuck in quicksand and can’t just leave. It’s agony.