Thomas And The Bible

Psalms is like having to listen to a homeless person rant about god but you're like stuck in quicksand and can't just leave. It's agony.

More boring ass Psalms. This book is rapidly climbing up the Billboard's top 100 boringest books of the bible. It's like #4 already after 3 episodes.

Psalms. The ramblings of an insane person. This isn't going to be pretty. We'll just have to get through it together. With maybe the help of a certain alter-ego?.....

We finish Job! It's pretty stellar how much of an idiot god looks like in Job. Then we get to move onto Psalms. Specific Psalms and psalteries.

More Job, but we're almost done! More boring conversation and then god comes in and starts clearing things up. This book is pathetic.

More Job. More Job. This guy is a one man Chronicles. It's still not even close to as bad as that though. Also it's almost wrapping up so hopefully something will happen soon...

More boring Job. I'm not sure why these guys keep talking to each other. They just say the same things back and forth at each other and don't convince one another. Oh well.

Well Job went and did it. He became just as boring as the rest of the bible. This reading is pretty repetitive but I salted it with some genius observations about life. Yep.

More Job, only more boring. It gets a little repetitive here unfortunately. Also a dog really bothers me while recording and my audio seems to be popping for some reason. Sode sucks.

We have a disappointing ending to Esther, and then a very thought provoking start to Job. I mean, it's still insanity, but slightly more interesting and thoughtful insanity.

Wow this was literally the most entertaining read I've ever had in the bible. It had like a plot and a message kind of and stuff. UNHEARD OF! I liked it, really.

Thomas had some sort of brain condition during this episode and sucked. Esther is looking like an interesting book.

Nehemiah has mysteriously disappeared and been replaced with a boring priest toeing the party line. Sucky reading.

Nehemiah is kind of a cool dude. I can't honestly find much wrong with him. But don't worry. He'll let us down. He's a man, all men are pigs.

We got a hold of Nehemiah's private journal! Not sure why we're reading it but it tells the barely interesting story of building some walls!

Ezra is just a lonely gay man who wants to be loved.

We continue with Ezra and make no Better Than Ezra jokes at all. Many letters are written back and forth and for some reason we have to read about them. Still beats Chronicles any day of the week.

Mr Kitty update, it's good news! Far more than anything in the bible. EXCEPT we finish Chronicles today! Yay!!!!!!!!!! Still sucks.

Lots of Mr. Kitty updates. Our favorite podcat. Also stuff about my guest appearance on The Imaginary Friends Show. Oh yeah plus the lame bible.

The Word. Jesus Christ is the only Eagle Scout I want guiding me down the path to righteousness through the dark woods of humanity.