Thomas And The Bible

New book! Daniel is starting off at least interestingly. We’ve got some amazing miracles and fortune telling in this one. Don’t miss it! Also, if you happen to be in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area, check out Minnesota Skeptics! Find them on Facebook or on Meetup.com. Say hi to Travis for me if you do!

WE’RE ENDING EZEKIEL!!!!! I mean I’m sure it won’t really mean a huge bump in quality, but we can always hope… I think this episode was pretty solid actually. You guys know me by now. I’m incredibly honest. This was like a 7.5/10. Certified Fresh.

Well we’ve got more measurements… But fortunately I’ve got your back! I came up with some interesting stuff to talk about and we made it safely to the other side of this canyon of crap.

Obey the Lord Gog or face his wrath. Today we read some crap and then there’s the best thing in all of the bible… MEASUREMENTS!

Alright, this episode was kick ass! Thanks to my Patrons, and thanks for sticking with me through that crap episode last week. This one ruled! I hope you enjoy it!

This was one of the worst episodes I’ve ever done. Sorry it sucks so much but God is at least half to blame for the shittiness of his writing.

Another bible episode, why not! I introduce a new and well thought out character in this episode. Not sure why but it just happened. So that was fun. Other than that, same drivel, different day.

In this week’s episode we get some more brilliant analogies from Steve the Lord.

Today’s reading is from something called “the bible.” Let’s see how this goes…

It’s a puke-tastic episode today! More than just the normal amount of puking the bible always makes you want to do. You’ll find out.

More Ezekiel. Also, support Harley on Patreon.com/PreviouslyOn.  He’s a great guy and I’m definitely supporting his intros!

More Ezekiel! It turns out the Samuel L. Jackson quote is supposed to be from Ezekiel, but is actually misquoted. This is according to my sources who messaged me. Thanks for the clarification! Also, nothing happened.

Well, it is with great lament that I tell you we’re finishing Lamentations today. But we move onto Ezekiel, which starts out quite strong! Almost not completely boring, just because it was so bizarre.

We start a new book today! Spoiler alert: it still sucks. But at least it’s different!

Happy new year! That’s about all there is to say about this. We say good bye to a year and to a terrible book, since we finish Jeremiah!!!! Yay!!! Hopefully the next one is a little more entertaining, though with a name like Lamentations of Jeremiah, I don’t hold out much hope…

It’s the Christmas Steve edition of T and the B! More death and destruction for everyone! Such a happy Christmas message.

Early episode for Patrons! My schedule is impossible this week so I’m having to do this one a bit early. Then I thought, why not release it on Patreon early just in case anyone wants to check it out sooner than normal? No reason, that’s why not. So I did.

This reading was boring, son of boredom, son of redundancy, son of barf, son of agonizing, son of Shem.

And again with the nothing. Since this episode is the same as everything else, I’ll just paste in this description of a Gumble to Gumble episode:

More Jeremiah. That Matlock summary was a real hit last time. Actually no one even commented on it so maybe no one reads these. So why bother? What is life for? Who cares.