What The Forks?

It’s the final episode of Season 2! Hurrah! As we look over the Afterward of Life and Death, and say a fond farewell to you lovely listeners, we come to the realisation that Beau has never has, and perhaps never will, be pegged. Sad.   You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

We deal with a few small sound issues, and several large plot issues, as we unpick the final section of Life and Death; the Epilogue: An Occasion.    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

Honestly, not our most positive episode, as we discuss the longest chapter ever written: 24. Change.  But we do get some questions answered... s'pose that's good.   You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.        

Do you have a celebrity doppelgänger? In our not-quite shortest episode ever, Chloe reveals what she and Kristen Stewart used to have in common. We also discuss the not-so different, not-so quirky Chapter 23: The Choice.    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

This week, Isaac teaches Chloe about cancel culture, and makes a big apology, in an attempt to avoid being cancelled himself. Somewhere in there we also discuss Chapter 22: Hide-and-Seek.   You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

You know that from time to time we like to poke fun at young Beaufort... and this episode is no different! In Chapter 21: Phone Call, we realise that all Beau needed was an emotional laxative! If only we had known sooner, we could’ve saved a whole lot of time and effort.   You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.  

Thus far, 2020 has been... you know. And it's leaving us (and Beau) feeling a little... well, you know.    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

As we recap Life and Death Chapter 19: Goodbyes, we ponder a very important question regarding our good friend Beaufort.  Why won't Edythe just kill or change him already?! You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

Unlike Beau and Edythe, we here at ForksCast believe that sharing is caring. So we formally invite you to join our bubble and discuss Chapter 18: The Hunt. Pull up a chair, pour a glass of wine, and laugh at the government's new COVID-19 regulations.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

"Alexa! Play Supermassive Black Hole by Muse." It's time for Chapter 17: The Game.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

In these difficult and unsettling times, Chapter 16: Carine gives us all we need for a quick pick-me-up: a little slap and a little tickle. You’re welcome. You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram @ForksCast. 

Boom! It's Chapter 15: The Cullens. Beau fights to keep his kit on while Archie lets it all hang out.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

You’ve been on one, maybe two, proper dates with your vampire lover, now it's time for the chat. You know the one. The one where you discuss how likely it is that your skull will be crushed during vamp/human intercourse. Join us to find out if Beau can handle the truth in Chapter 14: Mind Over Matter! You Can Find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

You may know him from Face/Off, National Treasure, or the critically acclaimed Ghost Rider, but I bet you never thought he'd have anything to do with the Twilight Saga! And you'd be 100% correct.  Life and Death Chapter 13: Confessions. You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

Ever wondered what Charlie and Beau's 70s TV sitcom would sound like? Look no further, as we dissect Chapter 12: Balancing.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

And then things got weird in Chapter 11: Complications. I mean, we've all been there; sitting in a dimly lit classroom with your vampire lover and a telepathic sexual tension so strong you can't look your teacher in the eye... right? It's not just us... Right?!  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

It's time for Chapter 10: Interrogations and We. Just. Miss. Jess. Do you miss Jessica Stanley? Do you feel the gaping Jess-shaped hole in your life? Share our pain in Episode 11. Justice for Jess.   You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

We're on Chapter 9: Theory! Listen in to learn Chloe's theory about hands... you can decide for yourselves. You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.   

It's what you've all been waiting for! Chapter 8: Port Angeles, in which we meet a 'Glossy Woman'. No idea what that is? You're not alone!  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

In this episode we discuss Jules Verne's classic sci-fi adventure Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea. And Life and Death Chapter 7: Nightmare.  You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.