Fists Of Fail: Kung Fu Movie Podcast

It's the best Jackie movie in decades. Even for the low bar, it's still pretty damn good.---

...also known as the Zhang Ziyi episode.---

We just realized we haven't released our review of the first movie yet. Well don't worry, because our opinions are essentially the same.---

Who you gonna call? Ghost Killer.---

Get it? Cuz Chow Mania?You get it.---

Wing Chun Robot. Enough said.---

From the World of JOHN WICK: something something something---

Come drink with us as we talk about these movies.No we're not doing a play on words with the other movie. This is a family friendly podcast.---

If you see Marko Zaror's bald head, run.---

The only time where a movie should've been longer.---

Everyone in their sixties: I want to fly around on a plane.Tom Cruise: Same same. But different.---

Bruce Lee would be rolling in his grave. Except he can't because we're literally resurrecting him for these two stinkers.---

Perfect in-flight movie to watch.---

The action is so intense, I guess you can say it feels like...---

Even Matt Murdoch can see it's just not the same.---

Michelle Yeoh is still kicking ass these days. Let's go back to when she was literally kicking ass.---

Reminder that at this time to go file your taxes if you haven't already. It's gonna be way more enjoyable than this.---

It's Van Damme's best known movie. And another unknown one called Blood-something.---

This movie made me feel nothing.---

Let's celebrate the man, Liu Chia Liang, with his young auntie, the dirty ho.---