Fake Headlines Podcast

Fake Headlines Podcast 114 : Alligators Don’t Look Good in Hats This show has it all: Lizard dentistry, missing fingers, paying it forward, Kevin cuts a wrestling promo and Tiffany sings! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Do You Have What it Takes to be a Lizard Dentist? Five Zebras Roam Freely in Maryland Town as Residents do a Double Take Tenant Asks Landlord to Visit Old Apartment to Search For Missing Finger Starbucks Barista Says 'Pay it Forward' Chain is Actually 'Etremely Annoying' Rowdy Alligator Shuts Down Little League Game Skateboarding Pig Delights Senior Center ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Get your FREE Mrs. Meyer's set! http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————

Fake Headlines Podcast 113 New episode! We recap our visit to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and then dive into a gaggle of absurd news including rescue cats, fussy geese, NAVY weapons, pizza cones and more! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Fussy Goose Steals Breakfast Soup The Navy Invented a Device to Prevent People From Talking Magician Turned Burglar Taunts Police A Cat Led A Rescue Team To An 83-Year-Old Woman Who Had Fallen Down A Ravine Cloud Watching Photo Allegedly Captures a Mysterious Face Pizza Cones Push Out Fried Dough for the #1 Spot of Fair Food Favs ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Get your FREE Mrs. Meyer's set! http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— THIRD LOVE  Life is too short for bad bras! Get yourself a Third Love.  It'll change your life.  http://thirdlove.3anx.net/fakeheadpod SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH

Fake Headlines Podcast 112: Pony Wave New episode! We got Back holes, sniffs, double troubles, and psychological tricks in this weeks news of the absurd!  ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Solo Sniff’s Are Encouraged When You Visit This Punch Inducing Flower Light Detected Behind a Black Hole for the First Time Scheming Twins Cause Havoc in Little Rural Town Man shares psychological trick that will help stop you from overthinking Financial Independence Retire Early Movement Inspires Millennial Retirement Home in Austin Dancer Hired To Jump Out of Cake Delivered to Wrong House  ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Get your FREE Mrs. Meyer's set! http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accou

Tiffany and Kevin Dillon try to fool each other with three far fetched, totally non-political news headlines! This week we got ancient grains, nude criminals, digital tombstones, Olympic wifi disasters, and what's the deal with Pop-Tarts?  They don't pop and they're not tart!  Who are these for? Someone who wish pie had less filling and wasn't as tall? Anyway, lots of goofiness in real time as we reveal and discuss this week's headlines: ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Last Meal of 2,400-Year-Old Mummified Corpse Revealed in New Study London Man Caught Hanging Out Window Wearing Only a Knit Cap Neighbors Take Action Against “Birdman” After the Great Guano Drop Cemetery Bans Digital Tombstones After Complaints Tokyo Video Store Sees Record Visitors as Olympic Wifi Fails For Two Days Jerry Seinfeld to Direct and Star in a Movie About Pop-Tarts  ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and persona

Fake Headlines Podcast 110: Telekinetic Perversion Tiffany and Kevin Dillon try to fool each other with three far fetched, totally non-political news headlines. In addition to some weird news we discovered online this week, we also have an exclusive sports report on our trips to see The Toronto Blue Jays and New York Yankees! Also, a deep conversation about animals.  ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Some Fireflies Can Flash in Unison, and Scientists are Trying to Figure Out How Facial Prosthetic Dating Back to 14th Century Discovered in Turkey Till Moo Do Us Cluck: This South Dakota Sanctuary Specializes in Furry Matrimony Exclusive Hollywood Eatery is a Mobile Tiny House That Seats Two Stonehenge: Did ancient 'machine' move stones from Wales? Nudism Springing Up In Post-COVID World ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for F

Fake Headlines Podcast Ep 109 : I am at a Deficit of Dignity We're back again, like the McRib only with a slightly more erratic schedule and with 100% more USDA Grade A comedy.  This week we chat about what’s up with that little hiatus of ours along with frightening flamingos, a real clanger of a home, birds looking for a bigger thrill and more! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Welcome To Froggyland, The Croatian Taxidermy Museum That May Soon Come To The U.S. Buzz Around Tokyo’s Latest Interactive Tech Wonder: Beeland Flamingos in Southern French Town Keep Locals Hostage in Pink Nightmare House-hunter Stumbles Across Ordinary Looking Home with a Prison in the Basement Scarecrows Get Scarier As Bird Brains Appear To Need Bigger Fright Kindergarten Graduation Ceremony Draws  Attention For Valedictorian Speech ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’

Fake Headlines Podcast Ep 108 : Street Laxatives  We’re back from Spring Break! We had a heck of a time at MTV’s Beach House and are back with fresh topics including Canadian parachutes, vaccine escape rooms, calling in sick for more than a decade, Retirement home goof ups and more!  ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Italian Man Accused of Skipping Work for 15 Years Straight Canadian Parachuter Reunited With Shoe After Losing it 28 Years Ago Sorry, No Refunds: $8000 Car Sold on Facebook Marketplace Turned Out to be a Matchbox Pandemic Themed Escape Room in Austria Rewards Customers With Covid Vaccine  New East Village Eatery Cooks Everything in Dishwashers and Clothes Dryers  A Teenager Says She Accidentally Moved Into An Apartment Complex For Senior Citizens And Is Documenting Her New Life On Tiktok ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: R

Fake Headlines Podcast #107: Sorry we’re late, my face is broken ——————————————— First of all, we’re fine! We took a mini-break due to various issues we’ve been dealing with, but we’re back celebrating 3 years on the air! Wow! This show has it all- stories about bread in trees, Big Bird robbing banks, psychic mammals, a fightin’ mollusk and more! Special thank you to all our OG listeners and the new ones along the way! We appreciate you and love knowing you’re laughing right along with us. Cheers! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Can This Dolphin Really Pick Winning Lotto Numbers? Roomba’s Pool Cleaning Robot is Also a Lifeguard Mystery Animal In Tree Turns Out To Be Croissant Police Need Your Help to Find Big Bird Bank Robber Angriest Octopus' Lashes Out at Man on Australia Beach in Viral Clash Field of Windmills: Spinning Out Tall Stories ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- ch

Fake Headlines Podcast 106 After a chill week off from work, The Dillons are back with some funny weird news from around the internet! This week there is Wolf, wide pants, a Cadbury Frog, a quick camp, a psychic chicken & new ways to be a creep on LinkedIn! Gather round Fake Friends, lets laugh awhile, huh? ——————————————— WHAT IS FAKE HEADLINES? ——————————————— Three weird news stories but only one of them is real! Guess along as we try to fake each other out! A weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband and wife comedy duo riffing through the headlines. ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Florida Tree Frog Wins 2021 Cadbury Bunny Tryouts Dick Wolf Teams Up with Hasbro for Law and Order: SV Clue Limited Edition Board Game Hundreds Flock to this Tiny Washington Town to Meet Chicken Psychic  LinkedIn Launching Dating Website New Campsite Wants You to Come Play For The Day, But Not Stay Wide-Legged Jeans are Back to Hide a Year of Pandemic Pounds ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The

Tiffany and Kevin are celebrating one year of pandemictry along with all of you! This week they talk space hotels, ear portraits, mix tapes, smart pigs, invasive geese and some cheese with a price tag as shocking as its aroma.  So, grab your favorite box of juice, fermented or not, plug in and celebrate with our usual nonsense!  ——————————————— WHAT IS FAKE HEADLINES? ——————————————— Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy  news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Pigs Can Play Computer Games, Study Shows World’s Stinkiest Cheese Also the Priciest at $482 per pound. Sketch Artist Specializes in Ear Portraits to Solve Crimes Canadian Geese Take Over Abandoned Florida Chuck E Cheese Worlds First Mix Tape Sells At Auction for $175,000 World's First

Fake Headlines Podcast #104 Back with a stack of silly stories riffed for your pleasure! Strange coffee creamer, sound proof cubicles, self cleaning undies, erected statues and more! ——————————————— WHAT IS FAKE HEADLINES? ——————————————— Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy  news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Are Sound Booths the Cubical of the Future? Man Petitions for Statue to be Erected of Himself Scientists stumble across life that ‘shouldn’t be there,’ 3,000 feet under Antarctica Skip The Coffee Creamer, Yak Butter is the Latest Coffee Condiment Smart Bed Will Rock you To Sleep, Rock You Awake You Can Use This Self-Cleaning Underwear For Months Without Washing ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all

Fake Headlines Podcast #103: Forceful Listening. Stockholm Listening. The Dillons return after hiatus with a slew of new wacky stories, from Hollywood vandals, to a live action Uno movie! (There is also the prerequisite ghost and pizza talk.) Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy  news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Real Estate Brokers Invest in Docked Cruise Ships as Rental Properties Six arrested after changing Hollywood sign to ‘Hollyboob’ Personalized Pillows Keep Your Pet Calm When You’re Not Around Goodwill Pizza Stone Turns Out to be fossilized Jellyfish Would Be Robbers Walk In on Ghost Hunt Live-Action ‘UNO’ Movie in the Works at Mattel Films GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products f

Nursing a Holiday Hangover, the Dillons return with an all new week's worth of weird news riffs from around the globe. This week we discuss the world's oldest fruitcake, heavy metal Christmas caroling, toothless family photos, Ghostly Tik Tok orchestras and more! Happy Nothing, 2020! Happy New Year from your favorite weird news team!  This Week's Headlines: Archeological Finding Suggest Red Nosed Rudolphs May be Based in Reality German Town Complains Over Heavy Metal Christmas Caroling World’s ‘Oldest’ Fruitcake Still Tastes Good Melissa McCarthy Recalls the Time She Lost Her Two Front Teeth Right Before Holiday Family Photo, so her Grandma Refused to Wear Her Dentures Hospice Helps Make Patient's Wish to See Snow Again Come True Tree Trunk Ghosts of Christmas Past Revived in Tik Tok Orchestra LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher

Fake Headlines 101.5- Letters to Santa Old News Special! This week, we combed the archives of the Library of Congress to find Christmas ads and Letters to Santa from yesteryear! What did kids want back in 1906? Well, instead of PS5’s, they wanted oranges, and firecrackers. It’s was a different time.  Links to the materials we reviewed this week: The Union Times - South Carolina 12/19/19 https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/data/batches/scu_flopeye_ver01/data/sn93067853/00295861393/1913121901/0715.pdf  Bismarck Daily Tribunal Saturday 12/22/1906- North Dakota https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/data/batches/ndhi_cathay_ver01/data/sn85042242/00212478386/1906122201/1382.pdf  The Prescott Daily News., December 16, 1916 - Arkansas: https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/data/batches/arhi_hypno_ver02/data/sn90050307/00414212955/1916121601/1391.pdf The Dresden Enterprise- 12/22/16 Tennessee: https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/data/batches/tu_fred_ver01/data/sn89058336/00415621826/1916122201/1001.pdf  Th

Happy Thanksgiving, USA! Its been a real bummer of a year, but still plenty to be thankful for.  This week we talk about some very serious news stories, such as DANCE PANTS, Donkey basketball drama, classic video games, and an app that translates your cats meows (Spoiler: They're mocking you!).  Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news we find online with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. Then we guess which stories are real. Improvised comedy news! THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: Behold, The World's First Mobile Bowling Alley World Donkey Basketball Finals Stopped Due to Fake Donkey Death of Dining-  Cemetery Leases Land For Restaurants to Extend Outdoor Dining This App Translates Cats’ Meows Into Words We Can Understand Listen Up Poindexters, Now Even You Can Bust a Move with Dance Pants!  Man

Love Toast Happy 100th Episode!! This week we take it back, way back, to the year 1920! That’s right, Fake Headlines with a twist! We dig way back into the archives and talk hearses, pole sitters, ghost kids, a new cigarette trend, arsonist flappers, & tree antennas! So tune in to your favorite station and journey back with us, it’ll be the bees knees! Here’s to the next 100! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. Improvised comedy news! THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: Use Growing Trees for Radio Antenna These Flagpole Sitters Couldn’t Stand Each Other But Find Love High in Places New Health Cigarette Made With Hemp No Joke in “Death” When Put in Hearse Speakeasy Arsonist Still at Large, Women Suspected Menacing Kids Haunt Movie Theater ——————————————— LISTEN ON STITCHER

Fake Headlines Podcast 99: Deep Sea Dish This week the Dillons chat about pizza, squirrels, cats, granny’s, butts and more pizza! They also discuss weird news headlines they may or may not have made up. And also more pizza. And---Oh yeah, Happy Halloween Fake Friends! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Retired Home-marker Finds New Career As Zoom Grandma This Is Not A Drill: Coffee Pizza Is Here To Improve Your Morning 1000 Percent World’s First Microrobot to Operate Inside Living Butthole Divers Discover Possible Underwater Vortex This is Nuts! A Stowaway Squirrel Flies First Class Coast to Coast Giant 2,000-year-old cat found etched into desert hillside in Peru LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ——————————————————— Get one free

Fake Headlines Podcast 98:  Six Feet Under and Six Feet Apart Happy October Fake Friends! This week Kevin and Tiffany come down off their vacation high to tell you all about their strange Chicago adventures and of course lay down some fresh abnormal headlines. Tune in for chats about edibles in makeup, life saving potatoes, a kid who loves sausage, found loot, hot tires and a ghostly encounter! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Man Renovating Home Returns $10K Found Hidden in Living Room Woman Inadvertently Saves the Life of a Stranger with a Potato Elderly Couple Recalls Their Otherworldly Museum Tour with a Ghost Heated Tires Make Winter Driving a Breeze Weed Company To Sell Edible Makeup Boy who has eaten

Fake Headlines Podcast 97 : Differently Dark This week, a 90s pop star gets grungy, Designer hand sanitizer, bomb sniffing rats, Halloween, secret gardens and more! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy  news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: This $250 Bottle of Hand Sanitizer Contains Real Gold Flakes 2020s  Hottest Halloween Costumes Revealed Mariah Carey Reveals She Once Recorded an Alternative Album Hero Rat Wins A Top Animal Award For Sniffing Out Land Mines New Homeowners Discover Secret Garden in Underground Tunnel Aqua Boots Challenge You to Feel Like You’re Strutting Around in the Ocean LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to www.stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite show

Fake Headlines Podcast 96: Packs of Joy This week we have headlines about the Loch Ness Monster, Amish recruits, wild dogs, domesticated llamas, lost Amazon packages, writing letters to future you and more! Also Happy Birthday Tiffany! Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy  news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us. THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— - You, Me and Llama Makes Three! How this family enjoys life with their domesticated llama - Rare Wild Singing Dogs Are Not Extinct After All - This Warehouse is a Safe Haven for You to Leave Letters to Your Future Self - Tourist makes the seventh Loch Ness Monster sighting so far in 2020 - Amish Set Up Kiosk As More & More Outsiders Interested in Joining - Lost Amazon Package Delivered 17 Years Late LISTEN ON STITCHER PREMIUM! ———————————————————