Backwards Star Galactica

What are the exact elements of Jesse's perfect day, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of McGrath's perfect day!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Full of milk• OnlyFans• A tactical chunder• Kingdom Hearts & Farts & Crafts See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How do you design the interior of your home in the perfect way, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of interior design!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The Jabuniverse• Color is a playground in the bathroom• Afraid of mannequins• You should spend money on framing (if you're an asshole) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What are the things that make up the perfect Outfit, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of fashion!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The Guvnah's Bawl innit • The Patron Saint of Fashion, Lizzie McGuire• The best color• Jam Boned See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What different pieces and parts would you use to Frankenstein-style assemble the perfect animal, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons are here to answer that for you, along with our very first SPECIAL EXPERT GUEST Blair Bazdarich (This Week In Science)! Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of the perfect animal!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The 2007 family film Water Horse: Legend of the Deep• Spooky ass crows• Conveyor belt teeth• Pandas are useless See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What are the things that make up the perfect Work From Home day, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of working from home!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The 1998 fantasy/drama Practical Magic• One-handed snacks• Lucifer Gorgonzola Butts• Fashion chat See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What are the things that make up the perfect Doomsday Prep, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of doomsday planning!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Ate the kid• Ate the dog• Ate the kid's bike• How long can you live on only milk See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What are the things that make up the perfect Dad, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of daddies!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The moon is canceled 2020• Happy birthday to Tony Hawk• The foolproof love tattoo• A very particular set of skills. Skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that are a nightmare for people like you. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What are the perfect Sources of Power, you ask? What are the best things to give you that good good fuel when your body begins to die? Great question: your two favorite morons, Wine Moms, Dangerous Boys, Masters of Romance, and Pope Daddies Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit sources of power!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Too many popes• Godzilla, king of the frogs• Hegg hog• Wabu's Totally Sick Hype Mix See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What are the things that make up the perfect Game Night, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, and Masters of Romance Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of game night!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The great Monopoly debate• Host with the most• Sneaky ping pong• The rise and fall of Rules Guy See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What are the things that make up the perfect Romantic Evening, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Wine Moms, and Masters of Romance Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of a romantic evening.POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Baby Mama• Consumables• Is Flamenco spooky?• Snerggling up See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What are the things that make up the perfect Small Town, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, and Wine Moms Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of a small town!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The official Wine Moms cookbook• A parade every single day• Werterfalls• Chupacabra See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What are the things that make up the perfect Sports Bar, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, and Wine Moms Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of sports bars!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The Superb Owl• Wine moms• Pacu-Pacu Man• Heteronormative meat cube See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What are the things that make up the perfect Road Trip, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons and Dangerous Boys Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of road trips!POINT OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Heist crew• Mommy snacks• Sandstorm• Sluggin' Henny out the Big Gulp cup See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What are the things that make up the perfect James Bond/Spy Movie Villain, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons and Dangerous Boys Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of Bond villains!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Mosquito army• Metal hands• JUUUNNIEEEEEEEE• Crippy Glooby See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What are the elements of the perfect Italian red sauce joint, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons Jesse McGrath and Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of Italian red sauce restaurants!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Murder• Pope room• Haunted?• The good table See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What are the elements of the perfect Office Holiday Party, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons Jesse McGrath and Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of office holiday parties!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Our one true queen Mariah Carey• The issue with passed apps• Fabio• Is Bezos gettin lit? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

HEAR YE, HEAR YE, COME ONE, COME ALL,You were probably laying awake at night, mind racing, palms sweaty, vomit on ya sweatah already, wondering to yourself when the Backwards Boys would drop the info on their next podquest.That day is today.[Fresh new ink from Adam Fay and fresh new tunes and Bad Todd] See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -¡ ¡ SERIES FINALE ALERT ! !Heads up! This is the final episode of our podcast (and also the first episode of Battlestar Galactica), so if you're starting this horseshit for the first time, keep scrolling all the way down to our first episode, "Tub Lord".- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care

Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• A Jack in the Box menu deep dive• Tuc snacks• Quasimoto• CitySnax!Battlestar Galactica&nbs

Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• Big pervert virgins• Great endings (not ours)• Cousine couture• Business with Beanzo!Battl