Cool Parents

Justy Boy has a new pome that is absolutely epic. Could he be the next Homer? Maybeeeeee...We also talk Rob Zombie, cow, LiveJournal, that guy who was jacking off at a KoЯn concert, and probably other things I don't remember.www.coolparents.co

Chris Milkman is back and he brought farts! In addition to that fart-based content, we also have another installment of Brain War: Ear War. Please enjoy!www.coolparents.co

What we have here are some high school Yearbook Bios from N. Quincy, MA in 2004. Also, a very special installment of Backmasking!www.coolparents.co

Here's one that goes waaaaay back to 2018. The 11th episode! And don't you worry, slimes, we'll be back with a brand new banger next week!www.coolparents.co

Today we're talking about football! Well, just the funny names of the players. But we also have some Masshole townie smut to discuss, a Wormdate, and some bootleg DVD summaries, among other things. Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

Listen, this episode is a little messy. We're sorry, it was a weird day. It's still worth listening to, of course, but next week we'll do better. Promise.This episode includes Brain War: Ear War, The Fuck He Said??, and a Spelling Bee.Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

Check out what our good friends at the Cryptic Cocktail Party podcast are up to! More info HERE.Original episode description:"Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week, we dive into some relatively recent Scottish folklore and talk about the absolutely nightmarish entity known as the Gurning Man of Glasgow. Is he just a man? A ghost? Or something interdimensional? We have no idea. But we try to figure out!"

We need to talk about Nick Adams some more. Unfortunately. We have some other assorted goofs runnin' wild, culminating in a truly exquisite Pervert Proverbs!www.coolparents.co

Here's a rerun from all the way back in 2018 in which Curtis interviews a couple of townies who have witnessed the infamous cryptid called The Whisker Man! We're reposting it because it's great, but also because we want to (eventually) do a follow up. Enjoy!www.coolparents.co

We take a look at some YouTube comments from ASMR Reiki videos, what a treat! Also, stick around for some brand new Tindergarten Cops!www.coolparents.co

Somebody call Roger Eggbert, we got another bona fide hit on our hands!www.coolparents.co

Here comes a fresh Slime Capsule covering Pyramids, followed by Googie Reviewbies! Also, The Liver King is back in the headlines and Tim Allen is grunting again...www.coolparents.co

Don't miss this one, folks! We got a Truckdate, Bigfoot Update, an analysis of new Gen-Z lingo, and The Book of 2 Chainz. Type shit.www.coolparents.co

Ever wanted to be a "demon fluffer?" You're not alone. Listen all about it in a brand new installment of Groff The Chain! We also have some excellent Pervert Proverbs to get you goin' buckwiiiiild.www.coolparents.co

Googie Reviewbies and Can I Aks You A Quession, B? are ready to bust! Then we have a nice conversation with a ChatGPT robot that culminates in some Mad Libs.www.coolparents.co

"Jesus walked so the Ford F-150 could roll coal."-AnomonishThis episode contains multitudes. You'll hear about trucks and ghosts and Kid Rock... so on and so forth.www.coolparents.co

Guess what? We are back and so is Butter Man!www.coolparents.co

Slime Capsule: Cavemans is the main event for today. But first, check out some New Age Nonsense and a little gorilla violence!www.coolparents.co

Making a Muscle Boy is back and thiccer than ever! Also keep an ear out for Truckdate and Missed Connections. Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

What will Justy Boy do once he dawns the Pope hat? What was up with all those unused dwarfs? Are you manipulating time to make passive income in your 26 day work week? All the answers you seek, and many superb Pervert Proverbs, lie within...www.coolparents.co