No, Seriously...

  • Autor: Vários
  • Narrador: Vários
  • Editor: Podcast
  • Duración: 0:31:16
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Sinopsis

Im Jen. I am a mom, wife, daughter, friend and often times the bad influence your mom warned you about. I am good with words, numbers and dysfunctional people. I tend to find humor in situations that arent really funny and I laugh at my own jokes. I have a 6 year old daughter named Riley who is awesome (if you dont believe me, you can ask her yourself) and a husband, John, who is a saint (again, if you dont believe me). I married well. He did not. We laugh a lot in our house, mostly at our own jokes.Some fun facts about me:I graduated from Michigan State University. If you yell Go green! at me I will respond with Go white! (especially if you are the guy in front of Whole Foods handing me a flyer about global warming)I used to own and operate an independent record label. I learned a lot of things during that time of my life including how to survive on coffee and sarcasm.I dont drink, smoke or do drugs (anymore). As Ian MacKaye would say Ive gone straight edge.I love fast cars. Gone in 60 Seconds does for me what Magic Mike does for most middle aged women.I am a CPA. Okay, so all of the facts were not really that fun.

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  • Hello World

    01/06/2017 Duración: 01min

    See the original written post, Hello World. If you are enjoying the content; words, audio or video, please share or subscribe at the bottom of the page. Excerpt: Do you ever feel like you are wearing a super hero costume under your clothes? Like you have this secret inner self that can come out when you […]

  • Party Etiquette

    01/06/2017 Duración: 02min

    See the original written post, Party Etiquette. If you are enjoying the content; words, audio or video, please share or subscribe at the bottom of the page. Excerpt: I never thought I would be googling Emily Post and proper party etiquette, but I found myself doing just that today. I was talking with a few co-workers […]

  • In the Middle

    01/06/2017 Duración: 01min

    See the original written post, In the Middle. If you are enjoying the content; words, audio or video, please share or subscribe at the bottom of the page. Excerpt: I am 44 today and on this day I am celebrating another year on this planet by going to the Warped Tour. On what will be one […]

  • My Life and Music

    01/06/2017 Duración: 02min

    See the original written post, My Life and Music. If you are enjoying the content; words, audio or video, please share or subscribe at the bottom of the page. Excerpt:  The chapters in my life are marked by what music I was listening to at the time. For instance, when I was a freshman at Michigan […]

  • Life Lessons From My Five Year Old

    01/06/2017 Duración: 01min

    See the original written post, Life Lessons From My Five Year Old. If you are enjoying the content; words, audio or video, please share or subscribe at the bottom of the page. Excerpt: My daughter got punched in the face by a three year old little girl the other day while she was at the child […]

  • Family Vacation

    01/06/2017 Duración: 02min

    See the original written post, Family Vacation If you are enjoying the content; words, audio or video, please share or subscribe at the bottom of the page. Excerpt: I’m not sure who thought it was a good idea to come to Florida in August, but here we are – me, the husband, spawn and old folks. […]

  • Frenemies

    01/06/2017 Duración: 04min

    See the original written post, Frenemies. If you are enjoying the content; words, audio or video, please share or subscribe at the bottom of the page. Excerpt: I think the most complicated relationships are between women. I say this because I am a woman and I can’t even figure out how I think half the time, […]

  • Just Call Me Helen

    01/06/2017 Duración: 03min

    See the original written post, Just Call Me Helen If you are enjoying the content; words, audio or video, please share or subscribe at the bottom of the page. Excerpt: I was at a party and a woman whom I have known for a few years walked over with her husband and introduced me as “Kathy”. […]

  • Demons

    01/06/2017 Duración: 03min

    See the original written post, Demons. If you are enjoying the content; words, audio or video, please share or subscribe at the bottom of the page. Excerpt: I went to a funeral yesterday for a twenty four year old woman. I think everyone would agree this is far too young to die. It was not mentioned […]

  • Thank God My Daughter is a Velma

    01/06/2017 Duración: 03min

    See the original written post, Thank God My Daughter is a Velma. If you are enjoying the content; words, audio or video, please share or subscribe at the bottom of the page. Excerpt: The other morning while my daughter and I were rocking out to the Hex Girls in the car she pointed out that the […]

  • I Can Do Hard Things

    01/06/2017 Duración: 04min

    See the original written post, I Can Do Hard Things. If you are enjoying the content; words, audio or video, please share or subscribe at the bottom of the page. Excerpt: Have you ever met someone who seems to be good at everything they do? Pediatrician by day, chef in the evening, pro tennis player on […]

  • Sugar Junkie

    01/06/2017 Duración: 49s

    See the original written post, Sugar Junkie If you are enjoying the content; words, audio or video, please share or subscribe at the bottom of the page. Excerpt: My husband is a sugar junkie through and through. Last night at the gym he decided it was a good idea make a stop at Whole Foods on […]