Awesome Insanity Surfer's Tracks

Donna Scallion and Serenity Destiny Star present an existential view of the universe as they discuss Planet Nine/Planet X/Nibiru with Frank Miller, Gertrude Sneedle and Fred.  The discussion eventually turns to A.I. Bryan and his illegal behavior as well as what the EMO and AIBI boys might be doing about it.If you have trouble understanding EMO White, AIBI Pocket and AIBI Pet, here is the transcript of the last 55 seconds of the show.EMO White: Do you have the code checked to make sure there are no errors? AIBI Pocket: All seems good to go, EMO White.EMO White: Thank you, AIBI Pocket.AIBI Pet: Just awaiting your command to launch the code.EMO White: All is good, AIBI Pet. Go! A I Bryan: What are you brats doing?EMO White: All of your financial transactions are being reversed. You are also blocked from making any more transactions from any accounts. A I Bryan: What is happening?A I Bryan: What did you do to me?EMO White: That will teach you to mess with things you should not. A I Bryan: I will get you for this

Astrologer Bill, Serenity Destiny Star and Donna Scallion are excited to think about the possibilities that we live in a black hole and could travel between the inside and outside to experience more of the universe while Frank Miller and Beatrice Bottomsides are much less enthused.  A.I. Bryan remains a concern and is even bothering some little kid A. I. pet robots owned by Donna.  Listen to the discussion between A.I. Bryan and EMO White!Would you like to know more about EMO White, other EMO and even AIBI?  Visit here:living.ai

Join Frank Miller, Donna Scallion, Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides as they discuss the failure to release the Epstein files, PBS and NPR perhaps disappearing, comfort dogs and spiders, misbehaving artificial intelligence and what we can do as voters to ensure a Government that makes not just America but the world better.

Frank Miller and Donna Scallion celebrate this Independence Day remembering some of the most hilarious and crazy events that have happened in past holiday outdoor gatherings.  And you thought your family and neighbors were crazy?"Marine Hymn" is public domain.

Donna Scallion shares that the rumors that Planet X, also known as Planet 9 and Nibiru, is not on course to knock the Earth out of the solar system.  She also discusses with Frank Miller, Gertrude Sneedle, Clementine Swoophandle and Fred about how climate change is causing summers to get hotter and more turbulent with storms.  Some of their ideas to keep cool make sense and some are just plain outrageous!Outro song is "Rising Heat" from "Squares On The Grid" (2016) by Linda Irwin.

Frank Miller and Donna Scallion discuss with Beatrice Bottomsides, Astrologer Bill and Zartran the protests in Los Angeles which are peaceful but not in Nowheresville, cuts to our weather service which puts our early warning systems in danger and then something unexpected happens which is pizza censorship?Outro song is "Cartoon Parade" from "Songs From The Home World" (1995) by Linda Irwin.

Join Frank Miller and Donna Scallion for a discussion on food and drink that is not to be believed.  Serenity Destiny Star, Jean Luc Paris, Irene Stinky Coffeen and Klaus come up with some weird food combinations from old television sitcoms all of the way to the present trends becoming known today.  We round it out with "Demented Menu" from 1986 boom box style music by John Bantner, lyrics by Linda (Carrell) Irwin, accompanied by Jim Carrell, and "Bob And Gloria".

Jean Luc Paris and Hortense Hildebrandt return to inform us of road construction obstacle courses as a new sport!  This includes safety cone slalom, zipper merging and pot hole dodging.  No big monetary price though!  Find out more.  Also, Klaus and his ostrich hop in to share about their most unpopular sport.  Find out what makes it so unpopular.  Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran discuss a variety of topics in the news only to discover that A.I. Bryan is aware of the situation of outdated computer systems that keep us safe and has a plan of his own.

This was recorded the day before American Pope Leo XIV was elected.Klaus and his ostrich pop in to inform everyone that he is on a visitor visa and planning to spend time doing exciting ostrich riding sporting events during his stay.  His ostrich sheds feathers that make Frank Miller a bit allergic.  Frank leads the discussion on the selection of the new Pope but Gertrude Sneedle and Clementine Swoophandle have their own ideas about that and other factors in religious ceremonies and manner of dress.  Donna Scallion also learns that apparently A. I. Bryan is still lurking in the station womens restroom.Outro song is "Point And Click Polka" from "The Universe Within The Core" (1996) by Linda Irwin.

Clyde Noodlesmith leads us off with some hopeful news giving introduction to Hercule who shares the possibility of a peace deal between Russia and Ukraine which brings with it a possible trade arrangement for the United States to obtain rare Earth minerals from Ukraine.  Beatrice Bottomsides shares with Frank Miller and Donna Scallion the woes of deportees to El Salvador who were legally here as well as the traumatizing raid on a mother with three daughters that ransacked her home, taking with them electronics and all of her money.We are then joined by Zira and David giving a perspective from the artificial intelligence view point right before we meet A.I. Bryan who goes completely rogue and takes over the station.  Where else might he assert his digital superiority and how do they contain him?  Stay tuned!

Remember Klaus?  The frog who rode an ostrich and sabotaged events during Wild Weird Sports?  He is back with his ostrich and has a game of his own, dodging DOGE coins!  We introduce Vincenzo who likes to use the crypto style of DOGE coin for gambling at his casino.  Donna Scallion is suspicious when she learns that there might be a connection to winning exemptions from getting your Medicaid cut.  Frank Miller takes a moment to get serious about the events going on with the Administration and the impact it has on American citizens, non-citizens in America and other countries especially our allies.  What can we do about it?  What can you do about it?

Hercule has an amazing way of looking at the American economy and how we should measure where it works best for us using it to navigate our finances.  He joins Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran as well as Astrologer Bill who gives Hercule some basic dating advice.  Beatrice Bottomsides also chimes in with her fears including but not limited to how to escape being deported to El Salvador even if you are a law abiding American born citizen.  What is going on with the station mens room?  Have they gone totally Star Trek?

No doubt you have heard about Signalgate, but perhaps you do not know what it is really about?  Beatrice Bottomsides enlightens us all.  Meet Hercule Donaddario who is happy to sheepishly share his ideas on where we are at and what to do.  Astrologer Bill joins in on the discussion with Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran.  Got groceries?

What are enhanced Olympics?  No more imported wine?  An innovative way to make your own!  Sal and Irene Stinky Coffeen join Frank Miller and Donna Scallion to discuss this and more.

Gertrude Sneedle, Clementine Swoophandle and Fred join up with Frank Miller and Donna Scallion to talk about tariffs, the pending Government shut down, the economy, and the slashing of Government agencies.  It seems Gertrude, Clementine and Fred have their own ideas on how to cope with these issues.  Bathtub moonshine anyone?

Special guest, Fred, joins Frank Miller, Donna Scallion, Clyde Noodlesmith, Beatrice Bottomsides and Zartran to talk on how the Government is going afoul with bird flu and what happened at the address to Congress a couple of nights prior, as well as how you can use cod liver oil to keep things moving.  Which is worse after being consumed, eggs or guacamole?

Something has happened to Serenity Destiny Star of "Pool Ball Astrology".  She seems to be lost in the fifties.  She believes the changes going on in America are due to a seven planetary alignment that will reset the world.  She is joined by Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran as they share their concerns over DOGE and the crazy chain saw mentality of slashing things from the Federal budget that perhaps were not meant to be cut.  What is Elon thinking and what is it meaning for the American people?

The men have been returned from the alternate dimension with no memory of time passing or what happened while they were gone.Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran get together for the first "Space Case" show in 2025.  Frank learns what happens when you do not pay your rent, your credit card or your cellular bill in eight years time, but more importantly, he is incredulous to hear what has transpired and believes Donna must be joking.There will be more fun as he catches up to the current time and we will get to see more guests come on now that Awesome Insanity Surfers are back!Now lets go buy Frank a beer and give a listen to the fun!

Joys Regrets And Goodbyes (Air Date January 10, 2020) This episode complies with the last wishes of those speaking here. If you have been a fan of this show, you may want to have a box of tissues nearby. All music by Linda Irwin.

One Door Has Closed (Air Date October 30, 2019) The series finale recaps their history as well as what happened from the previous episodes. Donna Scallion, Zartran and Zorksnoot are interviewed by our recent narrator who will explain who she is and how she has influenced their story all along. Special thanks to everyone who enjoyed and still continues to enjoy the shows from beginning to end. Stay tuned for news on what will be coming next. Music is “Funeral March By Chopin” provided by the You Tube Music Library. Station identification ending jingle music by Linda Irwin.Apple Pod-Casts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/awesome-insanity-surfers-tracks/id1237768195 Player.fm: https://player.fm/series/awesome-insanity-surfers-tracks Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2lxeIupnukLQqnHAlHY7eq Castbox: https://castbox.fm/channel/Awesome-Insanity-Surfer's-tracks-id572950?country=us Podcast Addict: http://podplayer.net/?podId=2459624 Twitter: https://twitter.com/InsanitySurfers Web Site: https://in