I Will Save You From The Future

This week on IWSY Ed and Bing discuss YouTube for dreams, pasta brain music, and an interactive game that changes when you figure out the mystery. At a dinner party with their good friend Elon Musk the boys plan some significant modifications to the new Tesla and commit some light industrial espionage.

Welcome back! In this new episode of IWSY Ed and Bing discuss super-absorbent sponge houses, body augmentation, and how to become a real life Pokemon. They invent a robot that slaps the phone right out of your hand, a backwards-bungee jump, and also revolutionise household pets forever. Support us on Patreon! Click here: www.patreon.com/iwsy 

In the last episode of 2018 Bing and Ed design some video games! Listen to them wax nostalgic over the PS2, invent an asymmetrical dungeon crawler starring Jack Black, and change the world with the most beautiful MMO ever developed... Support our new Patreon page! Support the show here: www.patreon.com/iwsy

This episode Ed & Bing talk about seahorse motorbikes, erotic stress toys, pets that talk in swear words, and trousers that capture your farts. Then they calm down long enough to completely revolutionise the world of home dining with the Yamaha Sphix. We just launched our new Patreon page! Support the show here: http://www.patreon.com/iwsy

This week Bing and Ed get spooooky with a Halloween special! Listen to them discuss the terrifying future of drone adoption, child-snatching Heelys, and Adobe Cursed Mirror CC. This very scary episode is not for the faint of heart... We just launched our new Patreon page! Be one of the first to sign up and support the show: https://www.patreon.com/iwsy

This week Ed and Bing discuss morph suit-deploying hats, pizza knife salesmen, and ultimately end up making the whole film and television industry redundant. Bing recovers from being at Edinburgh Fringe by imagining unusual and intrusive live audience experiences, and a new Internet 4.0 of realtime-rendered vaporwave fanart is born.

This week Ed and Bing talk about sleeping in coffins and murdering sea monkeys. Bing schools Ed on evolution and the science of all matter. Learn how to stand correctly on trains, and prepare for your life to be changed by our latest invention whisperSHOUT…

This week Bing and Ed talk about spider-cars and machines that 3D print with trash. Listen to Bing’s 10-step process for building the perfect dog, and marvel at the greatest team sport ever conceived, the Dulux Derby. Later, sink into a post-Avatar style depression as you realise that it’s just a podcast and not a real thing that you can play or watch.

This week Ed and Bing discuss smart-speaker showerheads, Richard Kelly’s very bad films, the existence of the human soul, and seeing the world through your pets’ eyes. Bing has a chance to talk about the amazing world of teledildonics, and the world is changed forever when A-list celebrities start licensing their faces for common people to wear.

Welcome to Season 2! New theme tune, new format. This week Bing and Ed discuss bio-tracker beds, air conditioned socks, and turning your sexual organs into modular synthesisers. The world is saved by President Gundam Lincoln and we solve all violent crime forever with our new mobile app.

Host Christopher Bingham and guest Jennifer Bingham tackle the terrifying future of virtual reality headsets (aka HMDs or Head Mounted Displays) on this episode of I Will Save You From the Future. Covered in this episode: Jenny and the Plague Ball, running wild with tiny giraffes, and capturing all your family’s smells.

Bing teams up with special guest Stuart Ashen (aka Ashens) to talk about facial recognition software on this week’s I Will Save You From the Future. Covered in this episode: the rise of twin crime, the cast of Friends but with QR codes for faces, and how to rebuild society when everybody is faceless…

Rounding out 2017 (a bit late), I Will Save You From the Future hosts Jamie Spicer-Lewis and Christopher Bingham take audience questions and invite guest Calum Fuller back to talk a bit more about magic internet gold bitcoin. Covered in this episode: the hottest bitcoin memes around, Vegeta gets rich, and Calum’s buff luddite torso.

Welcome to Xmas Movie Club! For this special episode host Christopher Bingham and special guest Whitney (from Dear Ears, Vine, YouTube) dissect and discuss the technology represented in the Disney original TV movie ‘Smart House’. Covered in this episode: the home that loves you back, violent Disney deaths, and why does Ben hate his dad’s penis so much??

Jamie SL joins the team! This week on I Will Save You From the Future, our hosts (plural) talk about your Christmas console options! What’s hot, and what’s not? Covered in this episode: Miya-oh no! and the Reverse Kermit, the true king of the jungle, and Jamie and Bing invent a console so good it destroys everything…

This week on I Will Save You From the Future, guest Tom Bown and host Christopher Bingham talk about drones, both the fun and the deadly kinds! Covered in this episode: who needs the rules when you’re the CIA? Amazon’s mind games, and the sequel to birds…

This week on I Will Save You From the Future, guest Calum Fuller chats with Bing about real fake money, fake real money, and the systems that keep it all in check. Covered in this episode: Coinye West, a thought ledger that turns us all in to Sims, and how the blockchain will kill your grandma…

This week on I Will Save You From the Future, Bing is joined by Victorious Sponge (Ollie Firrell and Andrew Bond) and they try to solve the limitations of modern power storage. Covered in this episode: rolling anything and everything down a hill, NOT child labour, joy-riding the world, and a thriving modern economy of ventriloquists. Christopher Bingham & HIT WITH WRENCH LTD. do not encourage or endorse espionage, political violence, ‘Russian hacking’, or the theft or destruction of intellectual property.

This week on I Will Save You From the Future, Bing talks with Life Noggin‘s Pat Graziosi about technological convergence and sticking cameras in EVERYTHING. Covered in this episode: the camera boob, ‘what tech can we put in people’s mouths?’, and gun phone vs. vape phone.

This week on I Will Save You From the Future, Bing talks about machine learning and artificial intelligence with Tommy (pirate comedian and one half of comedy duo Jollyboat). Covered in this episode: Robo Doc learns by killing, feeling a bit quam about everything, kettles vs cities, and the cutest weapons money can buy.