Lost Or Profound

Brian is rescued by Seal Team Chubby after a long hiatus. The guys are joined by Keri and Apurva, who has no idea what he's in for. We try to laugh at Trump, but crippling reality proves too depressing. Apurva gives a global perspective of the US, and (spoilers), it's not good. Brian discusses his captivity of fatherhood, and Derek and Keri share an emotional bond for tattoos. We bet jihad a good time with this episode!

The gang talks automation, the ramifications, and Universal Basic Income as a possible safety net. Derek believes the future means floating fatties, while Brian just wants to get beamed to the starship Enterprise. Also, something about sex bots, and if it's cool to shoot them in the face. They prefffffff We͝ ̢are҉ ҉a̕w͢a̢re͡.͘ ̶ ͝W͏e ͏kno̴w e̕v̛ery̶th҉i̸ng͡ ͞ab̸o̴ut͘ ̸y̡ou̢.͜ ̨ ̧W̢e ̀a͝rè coming̶.͢ ......SYSTEM ERROR

WE'RE BACK BABY! Derek, Brian and Keri reunite (and it feels so good) to hear tales of shitty diapers from (new father) Brian. The gang tells other shitty tales of a Trump presidency, and bitches about liberals treating everything like Chicken Little. It's a movement you'll want to sit down and strain for.

Derek and Keri think Brian hates protest because he just likes being contrary. Brian argues that we're all "aware" of cancer already, and should just move on. The gang discusses what they would consider protesting, and Derek is forever the optimist. Listening to this episode is as useless as taking a stand for any cause, so grab a sign and start listening!

The boys express their displeasure with the results of the election while acknowledging that sore-loser whining is just that. They question what a fact is, and why they no longer matter in a "post-truth" America, while lamenting the Macedonian A/B Testing of fake news reports. We're going to make the podcast great again!

The guys vivisect the lame Vice Presidential candidates. Keri joins in late for a discussion about parenting, and how much Brian still has to learn, while Derek quotes power ballads. Forget Douche and Turd, this is Milk vs. White Bread vs. The Hell's Angels, in a battle that will leaving you wanting any amount of flavor.

The discussion continues of Black Lives Matter and systemic racism. The drama of soap-opera life continues, in the thrilling conclusion to this two-part episode.

The crew is joined by guest hosts Matrell and Amna for a totally serious discussion about Black Lives Matter and Colin Kaepernick. In no way does it devolve into a campy soap opera. Nope, not even a little. Everyone cheers Brian's wife as being way out of his league. Matrell pretends he's black. Amna explains trap houses of the Crackedemic. Brian doesn't understand drug volumes, but explains that he's from Miami. It's a record-setting episode that will leave your evil twin with permanent amnesia, bro!!

A frog (not the French kind) invades the studio space and amazes the gang with it's ability to exist and stick to windows. Keri mourns her former exciting life, and Brian hates Jared Leto for potentially ruining Suicide Squad. Derek thinks words have too much power, and vows to be a better kind of monster. Everybody agrees that Amy Schumer has nothing of interesting to say. Croak...

The guys reach back through time and revisit the fear mongering that preceded the 2008 and 2012 elections. In Letterman style, they reduce the highlights to a Top 10 list of what did and did not occur, and examine if the liberal fears of a Trump presidency hold any water. Derek gets Biblical all OVER Brian's ass. The sky is falling on this week's episode!

After taking a summer break, the guys realize their absence is slowly ruining the world. Derek mourns the loss of a friend, while Brian lambasts the DNC for the email shambles. They both try to comprehend how belief is greater than fact. Once you begin watching spiders, you haven't time for much else. -E.B. White http://www.historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=a080601coveredyourass bullet The FBI is conducting approximately 70 full-field investigations throughout the US that it considers bin Laden-related (see August 6, 2001). CIA and the FBI are investigating a call to our embassy in the UAE in May saying that a group or bin Laden supporters was in the US planning attacks with explosives (see May 16-17, 2001). [9/11 COMMISSION, 7/24/2004, PP. 223] In retrospect, the briefing is remarkable for the many warnings that apparently are not included (see for instance, from the summer of 2001 prior to August alone: May 2001, June 2001, June 12, 2001, June 19, 2001, Late Summer 2001, July 2001, July 16, 2001, Late Ju

The guys take a more serious tone, and discuss the Orlando massacre. No surprise, it becomes about guns very....very quickly.

The prodigal Keri returns, having read an article for one damn time... which unsurprisingly led to censorship. Derek has his mind blown with high school sex education, while Brian remembers the glories of book burnings past, and plans his next affront to decency. If this episode were a book, you'd toss it into the pile.

Things are heating up this election season, with Trump starting fights with every vagina he can find, and #BernieOrBust supporters showing the GOP aren't the only ones who are saying "Fuck the Establishment". Brian and Derek try to make sense of the madness, but can't handle the heat. Come on Pookie, let's burn this mother down!! The Guardian: Dear America http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/video/2016/apr/13/dear-america-this-donald-trump-thing-its-not-all-about-you-video

Dr. Kevin Glenn repeats his past mistake and joins us for another episode! Brian is upset that his nerdy movies aren't culturally accurate (plus the books were better), while Derek is worried about who is peeing next to him.....and HOW! Join us for a slippery escapade! Dr. Kevin Glenn's Blog Article: "STAYING ON TARGET: THOUGHTS ON RESTROOMS, GENDER, GRACE AND TRUTH" https://kevinglenn.net/2016/05/03/staying-on-target-thoughts-on-restrooms-gender-grace-and-truth/ The Liberal Redneck YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTHsQd-vRXK1bp4vpifl6yA

The guys and Keri jam out to Model Kaos with guest host Peter Roy, who has a thing or two to say about Syrian refugees. Spoiler alert: he's against them. Finally, a contrarian opinion!

Brian has a list of 3 hot-n-tasty topics written on a box. Politics! Apple vs. FBI! #BlackLivesMatter! Hillary's Email Scandal! Police Body Cams! Derek describes his beloved "Dora the Explorer" sitcom. Both guys realize they're heroes, having done nothing at all heroic because labels are fun. It's a triumphant triumvirate! College Humor - Dora the Explorerhttp://www.collegehumor.com/video/6883763/dora-the-explorer-and-the-destiny-medallion-full-series

The guys get a lesson in critical thinking from Dr. Berney Wilkinson (Psychologist), who has serious concerns about their mental wellbeing. Brian learns that satire isn't always the best approach to making friends while Derek finds common ground with Hitler, and another guest host vows never to return. You’ll need a padded cell to recover from this episode.

Derek, Brian and Keri debate when it is appropriate to physically beat children or their parents. Flint Michigan has a pollution problem that can't be blamed on it's proximity to Detroit. Derek doesn't think the press are doing their jobs, and Keri quizzes the guys on Metallica or Taylor Swift lyrics. You'll be making your own brown water after listening to this one.

Vanilla ISIS have taken over a federal building in Oregon, while Derek and Brian desperately try to make as many jokes as possible at their expense. Chocolate Anuses are described in vivid detail, and a Trump rally song goes viral and virulent. If you need an earworm that is potentially treasonous, this is the episode for you!