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After our mysterious disappearance, we check in with what happened and if the kidnappers are still at large.

Big boyz today on Battlecast. Only the biggest of the big. That's a lotta meatballs! Wizarding world meets the pure Rock-em-sock-em power of the strongest man in at least a few worlds. Let's put em in the land of a hillbilly doomsday cult and see what happens. Warning: PCP is a helluva drug.

Conspiracy theories and crime-stoppers and we play a rousing game of "IS IT RACIST!?" with Dan as the perpetual contestant. Special thanks to superfan Ariana for judging.

Wakanda vs Metropolis in this here episode. Basically Batman with super powers vs basically the opposite of Superman. It's basically the opposite of that one DC movie like 3 DC movies ago. Warning: Milk saucer.

We decided for a handful of reasons to split the show into two parts. Mostly because half of our listeners come for the battle and the other half come for the banter and only the remaining third half come for both. Dan gets sick on vacation, Andy serves some cold hard justice to a real life criminal, and we all talk about Black Panther.

What do we do when a new show comes out on Netflix? Make the protagonist fight the only robot capable of murder, of course, you idiots. Don't listen if you're against the hunting of monsters. Warning: Don't talk to James about CoD

​Today, a very special episode of Battlecast Theatre. The boys don't have their shit together, so we have to reach into the poop closet... I mean the archives to bring you some of the bonusiest content available. Warning: SisterGrope alert level has been raised to orange.

Congrats to the team whose fans often punch police horses in the face for winning the Super Bowl. We gon' fight there. It's the orc from Bright vs the orc from Ballers. Warning: Lil bit of grosscast.

Have we done all the Battle Royale games as battlegrounds yet? No? Ok let's do Fortnite. Kvothe is this pretty interesting guy that talks to wind or something from the King Killer Chronicles and Logan Paul is this pretty interesting guy that talks to preteens on youtube or something. Warning: Fat Damon.

'Member X-Mas? We 'member. 'Member Star Wars? We 'member. We have very varying things to say about all of the above. And a battle. OF THE Xs! Warning: Dan lets James down. Again.

We're back from Christmas break! And by Christmas break we mean Dan's computer broke, and he's finally catching up on releasing episodes from a month ago. Did you see Disaster Artist? Did you see The Room? Do you play Resident Evil? How about Star Wars? No? Aight then don't listen. Warning: Motorcycle Fund.

Sometimes on Battlecast, we try to pit two characters against each other that we've all always wondered who would come out on top in fisticuffs. And other times, we just want to see some super-powered elementary school kids duke it out against hardcore badasses and robots and such. This is #2. Well not THAT #2 but still maybe also. Battlerite is our battleground. Heh. Warning: Drugs. Heh.

A long long time ago in a galaxy in Hillcrest where we record, Andy's character was relevant because it was two weeks ago and everyone was talking about how god damn fucked Battlefront 2 fucked up. You know what. It's still relevant. Fuck EA and fuck Dice. Warning: More hair removal tips from your boys.

Dun-dun-dun-dunt SNAP SNAP. It's the Battle Familyyyyyy. Creepiest and kookiest family alive versus the Adams Family. And it all goes down in some MYSTERIOUS TOWN IN FRANCE IN 1955?! What does it all mean? Will we ever find out what disastardly deeds conspired? Will we ever get to the bottom of the enigma to end all enigmas? Will James ever find a cure for that rash? Hopefully not. Warning: Grue-hue-hue-some

What a special day it is today! We're starting Halloween weekend, Mario comes out, and a bunch of other cool stuff too probably. We milkin' this Mr. Spoopy Butthole dry. Chucky vs. (go watch) Baby Driver at New Donk City- the capital of Super Mario Odyssey. Warning: Real dolls.

It's Halloween. Let's raise some hell and get down on the proverbial "spoopy skeletons". By that we mean let's see how Pinhead from Hellraiser fares against Jack Skellington from Nightmare Before Christmas. Andy's favorite. Warning: The upside-do.

Cuphead is dooooooooooope. The LA Chargers are nooooooooot. Let's do it in Hawkins, Indiana aka Stranger Things Land. Let's rage. Warning: The upside-don't.

Listener since the very beginning of Battlecast has finally joined us. Welcome Ariana who will be adjudicating us into Neverending Story. It's the most Xtreme Mega Man vs nazi killer extraordinaire, Lt. Aldo Raine aka Brad Pitt Army Edition. Warning: Andy does an impression a lot.

Remember like a week and a half ago when we all told you guys to protect your finances? Well here's us finally talking about it in more detail. Also a robot fights a alien. Well, the Alien. Warning: Ouch, Canada.

Girls like swarms of things, right? -Philip J. Fry Warning: Dan regrets coming back.