Unhireable

This week we bring you bonus FIRST bc the world is backwards and upside down (tbh the original ep we recorded was too musical theater faggy so that's on Patreon.com/unhireable). This ep: Singy Broadway prude Lacretta (no last name) balls out hates jizz and has a master's degree in vocal pedagogy (which only sounds like a kind of felony). Tommy doesn't not love the smell of homeless (relateable!); everyone knows that if you don't smell like (trigger warning) pussy after a workout, it's high key time to move your body before it turns into an unused raisin.