Pursuit Of Crappiness

Rollergator. Its a movie that promises by its very title to be a moving about a rollerskating alligator. This is a lie. Instead, the gang suffered through an 83 minutes garbage pile written by a 10 year old for your amusement. Hailed on Amazon as being again the Geneva convention and praised for the ceaseless guitar noodling soundtrack, you should leave this one to the professionals. Do not try this at home.