Pursuit Of Crappiness

Emma, John, and Beryl discuss my Immortal, the worst fanfiction ever written (fact), and speculate on its mysterious authorship, questionable sexual anatomical labeling, My Chemical Romance Hogsmeade tour schedules (but have you heard "I'm Not Okay" with the delightful, bubbly kick of butter beer?), and the plausibility of Draco Malfoy being goth. Don't miss John's Fifty Shades-esque readings of various characters doing it.