Pursuit Of Crappiness

Happy Halloween, Crapheads! This month, the PoC crew dips their feet into the horror genre with the not-so-scary adaptation of The Wicker Man. Starring the greatest actor of any generation, Nicolas Cage, The Wicker Man explores what a matriarchal society looks like in the most confounding, bee-ridden way. And let me tell you, friends, this movie has everything: sharks, car crashes, Nic Cage on a motorcycle, creepy blind twins, a bird in a desk, and a bear costume. The result will make you wonder - but really, HOW did it get burned?