Completely Useless

This week on Completely Useless we are joined by Jacob from Velvateen. He talks about their upcoming self-titled album. We talk a about New York and Chicago style pizza. He tells us about the writing process for their upcoming album. We talk about the similarities between musicians and comics and how it's hard to have a relationship while perusing a creative career. Follow @velvateen_band on to keep up with everything they're doing. Look for then on all streaming services and keep an eye out for their upcoming album. 

This week we have returning guests Roman Flor from Tropicana Golf Club & Barbershop and Izzy Jimenez from Manly & Son's Barber Co. We start by talking about the current corona virus pandemic. Then they tell us about their recent trip to Mexico with the 3252, the supporter group for the Los Angels Football Club. A thousand fans showed up to Leon, Guanajuato to support their team. Roman tells us that his son, Levi, is becoming a celebrity amongst the fanbase. Then Frank & Pablo tell them about their upcoming boxing match and how they are gonna prep for it. Then they all talk about cancel culture and wonder  if they would go see Bill Cosby if he could ever do stand up again. As always they talk about movies and a bunch of random bullshit while getting high. It's a fun one!

On part 2 of our episode with Ian McCall he tells us about his transition from wanting to be a professional snowboarder to MMA. He tells us stories about hanging out and partying with some of the biggest starts in MMA, his long struggle with addiction and how psilocybin (magic mushrooms) helped him overcome it. Then he explains micro-dosing and how to do it. The guys ask for his professional advice on their upcoming boxing match and then they talk about stand up and Ian shares his experience in his young stand up career. Follow Ian and @decrimca to see all the good work they are doing. 

In this weeks episode Frank and Pablo sit down with former mixed martial artist Ian McCall. This is the first of a very interesting 2 part episode. We talk about mycology (the scientific study of fungi) all the amazing benefits of micro dosing psilocybin aka magic mushrooms and how it literally heals your brain. He tells us about his work with @decrimca (Decriminalize California) an organization working to promote the research and education concerning the healing and consciousness expanding nature of the chemical compounds found naturally in magic mushrooms and is currently working to pass an open source citizen's initiative that would decriminalize psilocybin for personal, medical, therapeutic, spiritual and religious use. Go to decrimca.org if you'd like more info on psilocybin or if you'd like to support the movement. Frank and Pablo also ask him for advice on how to prepare for their upcoming boxing match in Las Vegas, more details on that soon.

Host of The Essentials and creator of Rock Your Mind Cali Allyy joins Frank and Pablo in the studio for one great episode. Pablo smokes everyone out with some kind of mystery weed, Frank finds out that Pablo might have high blood pressure by playing a video game, and we all name our top 5 comedy tv shows. Social Media: @cali_Allyy @theessentialsla @rockyourmindphotography @completelyuselesspodcast @uselessfrank @badjokepablo   Episode Transcription: Coming soon!

After a small hiatus Pablo and Frank are back! We decided its been awhile since we had an episode where Pablo gets way too high and Frank goes on and on about plots of movies that no one bothered to see. Completely Useless is back and at its most uselessness than ever before! Social Media: Instagram: @CompletelyUselessPodcast @UselessFrank @BadJokePablo   Music by The Thought @Jack.mabie  

Frank and Pablo sit down with National headliner Roberto Rodriguez! He give us a glimpse into what its like to be on the road, Pablo reminds us how good Varsity Burger is, Roberto tells us what it is like to do comedy in Spanish.  Social Media: @robertothecomic @badjokepablo @uselessfrank @completelyuselesspodcast

This week Frank and Pablo have on fellow Stand Up Comedian Danny Franc. This time the shoe is on the other foot Pablo get picked on by Frank and Danny, Pablo has issue with the plural version of Bigfoot, and Danny tells some creepy stories about his relationship with psychics. Due to some technical difficulty the entire episode was not recorded. We came to a decision that we not only didn't want to leave you without an episode this week but also wanted to be fair to our guest and put out what we had. We promise we will do our best to not let this happen again. Social Media @Completeuselesspodcast @dannyfranccomedy @uselessfrank @badjokepablo

Once again Frank and Pablo are joined by Earl from the ALT Black Podcast. They talk about the hardships that come with working in the warehouse industry, Who is on their Mount Rushmore of Actors, and Frank once again explains the plot of several movies/TV shows. Earl @earlphius, @altblackpodcast Completely Useless Podcast @completelyuselesspodcast Frank Martinez @uselessfrank Pablo Sanchez @badjokepablo

This week Frank and Pablo have Banda Rap artists DeCalifornia! We get into what it like to be a to tour in other countries, the differences between comedy and being a music artist, and what the work it takes to have a career in music. DeCalifornia @decaliforniala Check out DeCalifornia's music videos that have over 1 million views!! https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=decalifornia Frank Martinez @uselessfrank Pablo Sanchez @badjokepablo

To ring in the new year Frank and Pablo bring in Ska-Core band RiverRatts in the studio! The boys go deep into musical influences, embarrassing stories, and they even try some hot sauces from the show Hot ones! @riverratts @completelyuselesspodcast @uslessfrank @badjokepablo

A few weeks ago we announced a contest to win a ticket to go see Rise Of Skywalker with Frank and Pablo. The winner was long time fan @radical_alecks We sit down after a long day and give the movie a review the only way Completely Useless knows how. @completelyuselesspodcast @uselessfrank @badjokepablo

This week Pablo and Frank are joined by fellow comedian Christopher Keith Tyler! The guys talk about how you can get a Completely Useless themed wedding, CKT tells us his ghost story, and we get down to the nitty gritty about Frank and CKT's soon to be Roast Battle!! Come see the live battle at The Comedy Store in Hollywood on January 7th. Show starts at11PM. Christopher Keith Tyler @cktcomedy Pablo Sanchez @badjokepablo Frank Martinez @uselessfrank

Frank and Pablo are joined by fellow comedian/Actor Monty Geer! The guys talk about fancy shoe commercials, Pablo rants on about bigfoot once again, how PETA isn't always the right choice, and last but not least... Black Fish!!! Monty Geer @montygeer Completely Useless Podcast @completelyuselesspodcast Frank Martinez @uselessfrank Pablo Sanchez @badjokepablo

This week Pablo and Frank are joined by fellow comedian Ernesto Ledezma. They talk about how great commercial's in the 90's were, Pablo argues that Big Foot is way more possible than The Yeti, and we announce our first contest. Listen to find out how you can win a chance to watch the new Star Wars movie with us on opening day and then you get to be a guest on Completely Useless.   Ernesto Ledezma @ernestoledezma.comedy Frank Martinez @uselessfrank Pablo sanchez @badjokepablo Completely Useless @completelyuselesspodcast  

This week Frank and Pablo are joined by hip-hop artist Jonnie Bars!!! The guys give hemp cigarettes a chance, The guys seek sponsorship with the no credit payment service that is known as Afterpay, and if you like Star Wars listen to the end to find out how you can win tickets to opening weekend of The Rise Of The Skywalker also you get to watch the movie with us and be a guest on the podcast right after we watch the movie!!!!  Jonnie Bars @jonniebars Completely Useless Podcast @completelyuselesslive Frank Martinez @uselessfrank Pablo Sanchez @badjokepablo

This week the guys have a very special guest. Fellow comedian Tony Bowers! Tony has got himself into a bit of a predicament. He weights 408 pounds! He reached out to his favorite stand up comedian Bert Kreischer and made his a wager. He told Burt that if he could open for him he would lose 200 pounds. Bert accepted and Tony is here to tell us how he plans on getting this done. Tony Bowers @tonybowerslive Bert Kreischer @bertkreischer Completely Useless Podcast @completelyuselesslive Frank Martinez @uselessfrank Pablo Sanchez @badjokepablo

This week Frank and Pablo are joined by fellow Stand Up Comedian/Podcasters Gerardo Alacron and Josh Michaels. We find out that Pablo has a life long dream of building shitty furniture, Frank tells a story about he can no long go hiking without shitting himself, and We find out what its like to do Stand Up Comedy on the internet(It's just as awful as you would imagine). Completely Useless @completelyuselesslive Josh Michaels @joshmagicmichaels Gerardo Alacron @geloldo Frank Martinez @uselessfrank Pablo Sanchez @badjokepablo  

This week on Completely Useless Pablo is joined by fellow comedians Quinton Alston, Ezekiel Echevarria, and Fellow podcaster Earl of the Alt Black Podcast! Frank was no where to be found so Pablo said "Fuck him" and found some other fucks to do the podcast with. Will Frank ever come back to the podcast?(Yeah he's back next week), Can these other 3 take place of what Frank brings to the table?(Yeah Frank doesn't really do much around here), Will Pablo stick to his challenge even though Frank isn't there to stop him?(Yeah Frank mostly just lets him drink anyways) What will Pablo do?! Listen to find out.  Completely Useless Podcast @completelyyselesslive Pablo Sanchez @badjokepablo Ezekiel Echevarria @ezekiel_echevarria Quinton Alston @quintoncomedy Earl @earlpheus

Frank and Pablo are joined by rapper and Pomona's own Illsamar! They discuss the rap career of Common, as always Frank tries to describe multiple movie plots, and we talk about the Hell House documentary. Illsamar: @Illsamar Completely Useless: @CompletelyUselessLive Frank Martinez: @UselessFrank Pablo Sanchez: @BadJokePablo