Completely Useless

This week have comedian and podcaster Stefanie Michele. We explain to her what a "Bang Bang" is (its gross but not the way you think) We talk about the importance of marketing yourself the right way. We talk  about the highly anticipated Dune reboot, parenting and Franks absolute ignorance when it comes to kids. Then we switch it over to Harry Potter erotica and making bad life decisions and Pablo rants about the dangers of A.I....again. Its a fun one. follow Stefanie on Instagram @_stefmichele and follow us @completelyuselesspodcast

Frank And Pablo are back at it. we talk about the fucked up situation the country is in right now and how unprepared we were for covid-19. We reminisce about going to bars and talking to strangers. Then they talk about the upcoming live action Mulan movie and how excited we are for it. They keep talking about movies and pop culture. Its a fun little episode. Enjoy! Follow us on IG @completelyuslesspodcast

Stand up comedian Anthony Davis joins Frank and Pablo as they discus What it was like for Anthony to record his first comedy album, how Frank would network with porn stars to get them on the podcast, and once again how much we all love Korean BBQ   Social Media: @ADComedy28 @UselessFrank @BadjokePablo @CompletelyUselessPodcast

It's another episode of Completely Useless with hosts Frank Martinez and Pablo Sanchez. This week guest da boyz have fellow stand up comedian Quinton Alston. We discuss what it would take for Frank to start believing in ghosts, the economics of what it would take to fake Jeffrey Epstein death/keep him alive, and Frank and Pablo pressure Quinton into buying a pair of SOAPS.    SOCIAL MEDIA: @quintoncomedy @completelyuselesspodcast @badjokepablo @uslessfrank

Host of The Healing Powers podcast, psychic, and all around amazing person Laura Powers is on the show. Pablo and Frank ask her all kinds of questions to help them navigate their own supernatural beliefs. Social Media:  @laurapowers44 @completelyuselesspodcast @badjokepablo @uselessfrank

This week the Boys are back at it! Frank and Pablo once again are on their journey to get sponsored by a big name (This time the victim is Boston Market), A new show idea where they go on the road both dress as Guy Fieri doing their version of diners drive-ins and dives, and we talk about Jamie Fox getting ready to play Mike Tyson. Social Media: @UselessFrank @BadJokePablo  

This week we're joined by our good friend EARLPHEUS! We catch up and talk about how disappointing the future is, not at all how he hoped it would be as kids. We talk about movies and try to convince Earl to watch Starship Troopers and Pablo gets mad when Frank starts bad mouthing Carmen. We ask him how social distancing has been for him, covind 19 and how the news are designed to scare people. Frank tells us some stories about Ron Jeremy and we talk a little bit about his accusations. While on the subject of terrible people we start talking about Trump and all the straight up INSANE things happening. From the blocking the two important books that the public should see and how the world of politics is a fucking mess. Then we talk about the restart of the NBA season and how covid is gonna keep shaping sports. Check it out and be sure to check out Alt Blk and Blaqout podcast. Follow Earlpheus @earlpheous on ig. Enjoy!

This week we are joined by comedian Alec Damani. Its a really fun episode. We talk a lot about weed and how much the scene has changed in a short time. We talk about Kevin Smith and his movies and Frank tells us about his visit to the Mooby's pop-up. We talk about the new Eric Andre special and how certain comics aren't for everyone.We get into politics a little bit and all the insane stuff Trump and Joe Biden say and do and how both parties are trash. We also talk about Covid and reopening the country and how some states are considering paying people to travel. You can follow Alec @yourmomsfavoriteblackguy and follow us @completelyuselesspodcast Enjoy.

This week on Completely Useless Pablo tells a story about the worst show he's been on. Frank talks about his air fryer and his new diet. Then we nerd it up and talk about the foot dog from Boston Dynamics thats now available to the public. We talk about the upcoming reboot of "the office" and our concerns with the new Wonder Woman movie. Then we talk a little about the state of the world, the over funded and under prepared police department. We don't claim to be experts or know a lot about the struggles of the black community but we are doing our best to learn. With that in mind we feel like it's our duty to help amplify black voices. We reach out to black artists to give up part of our episode to them. At the end of this episode he have a song by rapper Cam Gnarly. The song is called "Everything is Everything" if you buy the song on bandcamp.com all the proceeds go to BLM and local black business owners. You can follow Cam Gnarly @camgnar on Instagram and follow us @completelyuselesspodcast Enjoy.

The Boyz Frank and Pablo are back at it again! Talk about hitting open mics when going to public places was a thing, Pablo opens up about how the he gets poped for his DUI, and as always we have to talk about TV shows this week its Netflix's Space Force! Let us know what you thought about the podcast! Follow us on Instagram: @Completelyuselesspodcast and keep us updated on what you the fans want to hear.  Pablo Sanchez: @badjokepablo Frank Martinez: @uselessfrank Check out our website Completelyuselesspodcast.com  

This week we start off talking about our weeks. Frank is keeping himself busy and taking care of his body. Pablo talks about how grinding his teeth is becoming a real problem. Then we're joined by out fringes and fellow podcasters Josh Michael's and Gerardo Alarcon from the "Joshrardo" podcast. Its a really fun time. We talk about quarantine haircuts. They tell us about yhe projects they're working on and a fun story about shooting sketches. Then we talk about the ufc and Mike Tyson's re turn to boxing. Look for their podcast on all streaming platforms and follow them on IG @joshrardo

This week the guys start off talking about how they've been spending their time, boomers and shitty drivers. Then the talk about Joe Rogan signing a 100 million dollar deal with spotify, his strategy and what it means for podcasting. We talk about how we'd love to do a commercial for a lawyer that goes by "Sweet James" Then we really nerd it up talking about the Snyder cut of Justice League being released on HBO's upcoming streaming service (toxic fanboys won) that's supposed to be completely different than the horrendous piece of shit we got. We talk about the darker, now defunct DC animated universe and we give our hot takes on how they can rectify the DCEU. We talk some more about comic book stuff. We switch it over to the fast changing landscape we live in now. We talk about how much we miss stand up and speculate about what the scene is gonna be like when and if we're able to get stage time again. Pablo talks some shit and has to stop himself before it gets out of hand. We wanna give a big shout out to P

We got another one quarantine episode! We're still revisiting previous guest to see how they're dealing with the pandemic. We thought it'd be perfect to talk to Ian "Uncle Creepy" McCall right after the historic UFC 249. We talk about the controversial stoppage that had Dominick Cruz was furious about and we wonde how Tony Ferguson was able to take so many Fight ending punches in a single fight and whether the change of opponent might have affected him going against Justin Gaethje. He tells us about the projects he's been working on including a much needed scoring system that hopefully will be implemented in the UFC. We keep talking about his work as the world’s first psychedelic integration coach for high level sports. Visit his website themccallmethod.com or follow him on IG @unclecreepymma to keep up with all the amazing work he's doing.

For the first time in a while Pablo and Frank are catching up by themselves! Frank talks how he continues to live his best life by going on a 7 hour road trip to Davenport Pier, Pablo catches up frank on the new episode of Rick and Morty( Spoilers do happen), and the boys talk about how the Marvel movies have changed through out the years.  Social Media: @completelyuselesspodcast @UselessFrank @badjokepablo

New quarantine episode out now! This week we talk to podcaster/comedian Stefanie Michele. She tells us a bit about her life during the lock down and how she tries to keep her kids on a regular schedule. Then nerd it up real good. We talk about the upcoming Godzilla movies, the declassified UFO videos that absolutely nobody cared about. We have a good talk about cryptozoology and how stories like that can become a big part of culture with out any proof. Then we talk about what a good and important show Futurama is and how it paved the way for a lot of other great shows we enjoy today. Futurama walked so that Rick and Morty could run. You can find Stefanie on IG @_stephmichele and listen to her podcast on every streaming platform

On this quarantine episode we call friend of the podcast and host of The Essentials Cali Alyy. We check in to see how she's doing during the pandemic. She's tells us about how she's getting into the Marvel Cinematic Universe and we talk about our favorite movies from it. Then we talk about Tiger King, of course. Frank tells us he got a 90s backdrop and we start planning a photo shoot. Frank and Pablo argue about Avatar. We talk about tik-tok and Frank tells us about his new podcast coming out soon. Follow Cali Ally on IG @cali_allyyy and check out all her projects.

This week we start talking about the restaurants we miss the most and plan to do a bang bang as soon an we're able to. Then we're joined by comedian Chika Okoro over the phone. She tells us a bit about life as an essential worker. We argue about the quality of Chuck E. Cheese pizza. We talk about starting comedy and how exhausting it is, how talking to new comics can be really awkward and we discuss our writing styles. She tells us that she always knew Santa Claus is fake. We talk about growing up catholic and how it scares you into not enjoying anything. Frank tells us about using dating apps during the quarantine. Then we move to our unofficial Tiger King segment. It's a good time! You can follow Chika on IG @cheek_911 to keep up with all her stuff and go to one of her shows. 

In this episode Pablo declares himself the King Host fornsome reason. Then we talk about about the restaurants they miss. We call fellow comic Andrew Mercado to see how hes doing during the lock down. He tells us about the struggle We talk about video games and the new Google stadia and their shared love for need for speed underground 2. They talk about how the planned Office remake is gonna suck and how they last season of shows is always trash with the exception of breaking bad.  We talk about Tiger King for like 14 hrs then Andrew tells us about his podcast "Please send help" which you can listen to on all streaming platforms. Follow Andrew on Instagram @andrewthennumbers. Stay up, stay safe and enjoy!

Completely Useless: the quarantine episodes. We're stuck at home like everyone else right now so we decided to record over rthe phone and check in on our friend . This week we call the very funny Chelsea Blakeley. We talk about Tiger King a lot cos that's the one thing that seems to be holding the world together. She tells us about a game she plays when she's on dates. We ask her how she's coping with all this craziness. We wonder how we would do I'm the event of a zombie apocalypse. Then we talk about Tiger King some more and she gives us a little lesson on Greek history. We have a great time talking about that and a bunch of other things. Follow Chelsea on Instagram @ladybitscomedy follow @completelyuslesspodcast also on Instagram and most of all stay safe and stay your ass home.

This week on Completely Useless we have Eden and Ivan form Sangre Films! Eden and Ivan started a production company based out of Pomona, California. Pablo was fortunate enough to work with them on their very first production "Point Taken" written and directed by Eden, starring Ivan and Pablo. We talk about the film and how Eden and Ivan decided to start this venture. Then we move to the world of cryptids where Eden tells us some interesting theories about bigfoot. After that Ivan tells us some crazy stories about a prostitute he met once then we all wonder if we would have sex for money and where would we draw the line. This is the episode where after all this time we finally hit it big on the scratchers. Keep an eye out for Sangre Films and their first production "Point Take" coming out real soon. Follow Eden on Instagram @edensblood and Ivan @og.dasani