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The incomparable Bryan Safi joins us (AGAIN!!) to gab about his myriad podcasts and new solo show. But first, the guys discuss a shockingly spiteful anti-trans measure to come from a small community in California of all places! And finally, find out which of the three loves the global phenom Taylor Swift and which are neutral!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The hilarious comedy writer Sarah Tapscott joins the guys to talk about coming out "late" and, well, doll genitals. But first, why is Fox News anti-black handicapped Santas? And finally, the guys explore whether Brent was chatting on Hinge with a robot profile which leads them to a pretty terrifying revelation at the end! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane O'Neill, fashion, culture, and media writer for WaPo's StylePost, mesmerizes the guys with his wealth of knowledge about all things culture! But first, we must debate Marjorie Taylor Greene's most recent publicity stunt. And finally, Brent shares some very shocking differences between gay and straight protocols on dating apps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The wildly delightful Ashley Ray, with her encyclopedic knowledge of television, comes on for a lively chat about her favorite pastime. But first, learn how the Republican's new Speaker of the House isn't just any ole garden variety homophobe. And finally, the guys weigh in on rich gay dad influencer "content." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

OnlyFans star Cody Seiya joins the guys to answer...well, all of Brent's questions about life as a porn star. But first, why is the NHL appeasing homophobes!? And finally, learn what the guys deem red flags on dating profiles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jonathan Andre Culliton of Trans Cinematic Universe Podcast comes on to discuss all those crazy trans references and macroaggressions from movies of the 80s and 90s. But first, find out if the guys are as obsessed with the Roman Empire as straight dudes. And finally, why are studies showing young people having less sex? And will this cause Eliot to jump off a bridge!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sara Jo Allocco and Dan St. Germain of The IT Crowd Podcast talk about the only thing scarier than their marriage: horror movies. But first, the guys dig into the theory that the evolution of gay villains shows how far we've come in our fight for equality. Then, hear Brent talk about a close encounter with his former favorite cam model!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Actor, comedian, former Marjorie Taylor Greene neighbor Jeffery Self basically just makes the guys laugh for 25ish minutes. But first, here's a question: is Republican Senator Tim Scott a virgin? And finally, Alan charms us all with a sweet re-telling of his first date with Michael! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paul Robalino of CollegeHumor discusses the site's not-so-recent pivot and how they manage to make hilarious content that's actually uplifting. But first, the guys give an update on Kim Davis' legal drama before ragging on what a trash heap she is. And finally, Alan calls out middle-aged homosexuals (that's us!) who still dress like their tweens (not us).  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Marla Mindelle, star of Titanique The Musical, dishes on the show and delights the guys with her jaw-dropping Celine impression. But first, guess which state is now the ONLY ONE that has never elected an openly LGBTQ official!? And the guys get VERY personal about their ASMR fetishes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Legendary sketch writer Lauren Ashley Smith comes on and tells the amazing story behind meeting her wife and landing in the NYTimes. But first, the guy's discuss Russia's 81st crackdown on gay kids this year. And finally, Brent shares a very weird story about a possible...fake nurse?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do not miss comedian Debra DiGiovanni's insane green card story (alongside plenty of other tidbits). Plus, why is Grindr trying to rebrand as a LinkedIn competitor?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys field some fun, cute, probing, and even contentious questions from their ravenous fan base! Plus find out why Stephen Miller's boycotting Frosted Flakes (lol) and Brent explains his love of sorbet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Political operative Brian Derrick shares some rather ominous thoughts about the upcoming election. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete Zias joins to explain his obsession with tabloids and why they're not just for "grandmother women" anymore. And Brent spotlights the edgelord vibe of asking "Have we met?" on a gay dating app. Then, we go to the doctor, we go to the mountains -- it's never too late for an Indigo Girls renaissance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anna Roisman, comedian, impressionist and former HQ hostess, gives the guys a lesson in Hilaria Baldwin 101 and it's...how do you say, cucumber? Plus, the guys explore the complicated queer tank top. And Brent's existential dread about AI on Grindr comes to a head. Just one piece of advice: don't bother Eliot in the middle of Mare of Winningham. @HAlanScott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TV writer Brian Gallivan joins this week and helps the guys each figure out which Wayans brother they find the most crushworthy -- it's Damon Jr. for Brian, as made clear from his days writing for Happy Endings. Plus, #notmyspiderman trends after Tom Holland appears in a gay sex scene and people get mad? And the co-hosts commemorate the 20th anniversary of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and H. Alan still doesn't know what Jai did. @HAlanScott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Actress and comedian Arden Myrin graces the fellas with her presence to discuss reality TV and, well, more reality TV. And cookiepuss! Plus, everything to know about the controversy surrounding 303 Creative, this term's Supreme Court case that ruled against a gay man...who isn't gay. And finally, does Brent know this summer's big gay bop?! Scratch that: does Brent know what a "bop" is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zackary Drucker joins to talk about her breadth of film work from The Stroll to The Lady and the Dale to Queenmaker: Making of an It Girl ...and, girl, it's a gift. Plus, can Ron DeSantis actually get ahead in the 2023 political landscape using old school, all American homophobia? And when it comes to native accents, whose comes through the strongest? Ask Brent about his father! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The funniest comedy writer Sean O'Connor joins the guys to goss about the sexiest baseball players and his conservative parents VERY strange (but sweet!) relationship with their gay BFF. But first, Brent's home state of Michigan is desperately trying to get YOU to move there. And then the guys debate whether it's cool to Grindr all day when you've got young kids at home that probably need food and diapers or whatever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices