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Amazingly talented comedian and pop musician Ian Lockwood joins us to talk about his unique twist on pop music. But first, some straight Glee actor named Darren Criss says he's "culturally queer," is that weird?! Are we offended? Or no? And finally, the guys unpack the whole Barbra Streisand/Melissa McCarthy Ozempic debacle during which Brent takes a hard anti-Barbra stand and Alan ain't having it!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hilarious writer Rheeqrheeq Chainey joins us to talk about, well, mostly the older white women we're all obsessed with. But first, we dive into the PA school board's controversial cancellation of an anti-bullying speech by 30 Rock actor Maulik Pancholy. And finally, we discuss the "Gay Art of Fast Walking." Easter egg: Brent was sick while recording and by the end he sounds like death and is high from NyQuil!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin DeBacker, amazing comedian BUT ALSO gay foster dad, joins us to have such an enlightening and heartwarming conversation about gay foster parenting. But first, did JoJo Siwa REALLY invent gay pop or is that just delusion talking? And finally, Eliot wants to know, does owning a Tesla make you...a douche bag?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton Dowling, one of the funniest Texans, joins us to talk about the intersectionality between stand-up comedy and his X-rated Onlyfans page. But first, the guys chat about Biden 2024's LGBT outreach (and Brent gets v heated about people who don't vote!). And finally, Eliot wants to know what our seasonal color palette is...[rolls eyes]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The downright hilarious Liam Gareau chats with us about being gay in Canada and his pop culture canon...mostly Linda Rondstadt. But first, we discuss a report that Grindr, in an attempt to monetize the platform, might introduce AI chatbots!? Brent ain't having it! And finally, Eliot is dying to know, what do we music novices think of Beyonce's new country album, Cowboy Carter? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adorable and hilarious Halle Kiefer joins us to talk about why her Catholic faith is more terrifying than the most gruesome horror movies. But first, One Million Moms goes to war against...Paris Hilton and the color pink. And finally, Grindr turns 15! We celebrate by musing whether it's been a good or bad influence on us all.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The multi-talented Adam Bucci joins us to discuss his beloved horror and pop culture shop, Small Town Weirdo, devolving into us geeking out on Ryan Phillippe and all things horror (Eliot excluded, too scary!). But first, why is BYU forcing incoming freshman to read an anti-gay speech that involves musket fire!? And finally, hear firsthand how Brent dupes Eliot with a sleazy texting app literally multiple times a week!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The delightfully dry Barrett Blackman joins the guys to discuss all things Golden Girls (yes, even Golden Palace) as well as his appearance on Judge Mathis (jealous!). But first, would you believe that trans high school thespian Max Hightower went head-to-head with their Texas principal...and won?! And finally, should there be a protocol for swapping nude pics?! Eliot needs to know! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dubbs Weinblatt joins us to talk about coming out stories and maybe even how great Columbus, OH is! But first, is it weird that RuPaul's new bookstore is selling Kirk Cameron novels? And finally, hear about all the drama that happened the day after an amorous fella sent Eliot a bunch of filthy videos on Grindr. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Parker Callahan, hilarious performer and writer, engages us with a freewheeling chat about microdosing, Cards Against Humanity, and his brilliantly gay-themed body of theater work. But first, we explore the horrific death of Oklahoma non-binary teen Nex Benedict, who mysteriously dropped dead one day after being assaulted by bullies in their suburban Tulsa high school. And finally, what should we make of Fentanyl test strips being available in gay bars!? Should we be scared? Relieved? Who even still does coke!? Not Alan...

The effervescently hilarious Kate Stayman-London joins us to discuss her romance novels, Taylor Swift's sexuality, and working for Hillary. But first, the guys discuss why Greece legalizing same-sex marriage is a huge deal for an Orthodox country. And finally, Eliot discusses the kind of business he dreams of opening and Brent shares his own...rather dark idea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The brilliant comedian Reid Pope comes on to discuss their viral "thirst trap recreations," and how unamused many of those self-serious influencers were. But first, will you invest in the NEW Fire Island that's gonna be in Greece, I guess? And finally, learn how gays paved the way for all those straight DINKs out there. No, that's not a sex term, you'll just have to listen to find out what it means!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian and action star (!!) Jenny Yang joins the guys to talk about her self-care rituals and fight scene prep. But first, find out what happened after Indiana opened up a hotline to report "transgressive" public school curriculum like...civil rights

The Oscars season is upon us! The guys pepper Alan, resident movie aficionado, with questions about this year's Oscar nods and glaring omissions. But first up, why the hell are there nipple inspections happening at gay bars in Seattle? And finally, speaking of movies like Saltburn [rolls eyes], Alan wants to know what the guys think of modern gay-baiting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt McConkey joins us AGAIN (hate to brag) to chat about why Sex in the City resonates with gays and to dish on its infamous reboot...fingers crossed Che Diaz doesn't listen. But first, we explore a new poll that reveals how LGBTs are more inclined to adopt and foster kids but fear of stigma stands in their way. And finally, would any of us visit a psychic? Find out AND hear our favorite psychic fail stories.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TWO GUESTS THIS WEEK! First, cabaret legend Kim David Smith comes on to talk Marlene Dietrich and a million other campy things that went over Brent's head. Plus, "Nate", a full service masseur (yes, Happy Endings included) joined us this week to have a frank, free-wheeling, and de-stigmatizing conversation about working in the sex industry. But first, the guys chat about Rep. Robert Garcia, the gay Congressman who quoted...the Housewives in Congress? 

The internet's funniest content creator Maggie Winters dazzles the guys with a convo that ranges from stew to her Disney World employee experience. But first, what do the guys think of the newest most powerful gay politician, France's Gabriel Attal? (Eat your heart out Latvia). And finally, we wade in on the 5000 word [sigh] editorial in the NYTimes about Taylor Swift's sexuality. Yikes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Drag duo/icons Darby & Alexis (IMHO: The Show) basically come on and make the guys laugh for 25 minutes straight. But first, the guys discuss a Reddit thread about ways to garner 'gay attention' at the gym and why Brent qualifies as "skid row chic." And finally, hear the most precocious, adorable clip of Young Eliot, long before he was unhinged, on Public Radio! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Survivor FINALIST Carson Garrett joins the guys to be extremely cute but also explore why he's become such a huge gay thirst trap. But first, find out what state is the gayest...percentage wise. And finally, a rare second guest! Alan brings on his good friend, Jonathan Edelman, to explore the DC gay scene and why we should all move there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The amazing Jeff Hiller, of Somebody Somewhere fame, joins the guys to chat about church, cliche gay characters, and bad improv! But first, the guys had no choice but to argue over the problematic nature of George Santos' Cameo page. And finally, learn what anxieties keep these three up at night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices