Please Don't Listen

On the first night, you hear us. On the second night, you see us. On the third night, you uh you um You uhhhhhhh pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Or: "Where did Pizza B*tch come from?" Send us 50 dollar takeout orders: pleasedontcast@gmail.com pateron.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This up and comer, Jamie Lee Curtis... I think she's really going places! Like on a train! And just like all trains in film, it's coming through the screen after you next. Send us your unremarkable magic tricks: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We're beginning to subscribe to the idea that spooky games were a lot better when the details were harder to see. Luckily, The Haunted PS1 team's got our backs with 25 of them. Tell us what we're supposed to do with the painting: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We revisit the realm of Lusst'ghaa for more terrifying tales of love and violence. Recoil in horror at such tales as: The gun that wouldn't stop reloading! The Vanishing Guitar Pick! And run for your life from The Bloodthirsty Antiquesman! Listen if you DARE! Send us pricess coins for the phone booth: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

I liked Please Don't Cast before they changed their artistic direction. I think they may have been replaced with an identical doppelganger that doesn't do the stuff I like. You better believe I'm going to make it their problem. Send us your Mima's Room fan page links: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

The ball is the way of the past... the future IS... DISCS... Send your too-wide putts here: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Not to be outdone, our latest Hazardous Materials takes the Fatal Five concept and jacks up the numbers just enough to really make things extreme. Fifteen topics, three minutes each, no time extensions and one very special guest appearance. Contains light spoilers for NOPE and Metroid Dread Send us fifteen more ideas: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This might be your whole life, but it's not mine. I promise you I have other stuff going on. Like... doing Carson impressions, and kidnapping. I have a rich personal life. Send us nice electronic letters: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The accidental quest to complete every roguelike takes ur heroes to a distant planet in the third dimension... Send us your newt-based item deals: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Being on the computer... has changed. Somewhere along the line we lost our way. Brands... Politicians... Embedded Video... We have strayed from the path! But we can still try to make things right. Our Creations: https://scorezone.neocities.org/index.html https://pleasedontcast.neocities.org/ https://animezone.neocities.org/ https://geistkid.neocities.org/index.html Send us drawings of Super Saiyan 100: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

The end of summer means it's time to come home from camp... in a COFFIN! Wait, let me try another one. Todays activities are canoeing, baseball, and DEATH. One more... they won't be happy campers for long... Send Fake taglines to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

This isn't day care! "Popsicle" is not an activity! Who wrote this garbage? Send us your summer tier lists: pleasedontcast@gmail.com Patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

If you're driving, and your girlfriend tells you to smash your ferrari into everyone on the road or else she's leaving you, you've got a very important decision to make. Unless you're playing Out Run 2006: Coast 2 Coast, in which case you gotta hit those cars. What is better in games, vibes or glory? Make your case: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

What did he say?! What did the guy inside our podcast say!? Send us postcards from Hole: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We have five episodes due today! There's no way we can fit them all in the schedule! Unless... Give us 5 up top: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

If we were in the cave it wouldn't have gone down like that, just saying. Give us ideas for new Shadows: twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com

Wait until you hear how we made the skull. Send us ideas for featurettes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

In this episode, you are invited to gaze upon our works, with the possibility of despairing at them open to you. Sand castles being one of the most fragile pieces of art there are is not lost on us. Want us to look upon YOUR works?: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Listen, I have no idea what they need all these iron bars for, but I'm making a killing off of these suckers! These things are just one foot below the ground outside! I'm thinking about selling them the dirt next. Thank you to our Patron Byran for the suggestion! And if you have a bridge you'd like to sell us: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast