Please Don't Listen

We all wore giant suits to record this. It doesn't really come through, but we like to suffer for our art anyway. Send us your complex opinions on kabuki theater: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We take our noodles very seriously here. Send us your broth recipes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Sure, everyone wants a cool licensed song for their boss fight, but at least Psycho Mantis doesn't have to deal with getting his whole scene removed or muted due to copyright. Sometimes it's just not worth it. Send us your gaming needledrops: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Link, there's a really big hole in the ground. You GOTTA check it out, man. Send us your Hyrule Hints: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Go check out the show we're talking about here. http://www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com/ This episode is pretty confusing otherwise. Send us your steamy vhs tapes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

"Movies" are a technique often used in cinema. Send us your hopes and dreams: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

My z-team just got turned into an adventurer milkshake in that hole, so yeah, I guess you could say I'm a little stressed. Send us fresh warriors: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Anyone could make the worlds biggest pizza with a "world's biggest pizza" machine. But can we make history on our own? Of course not. Send us very tiny foods: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Really, you should be starting the timer when you pick up the first ingredient at the grocery store. Otherwise it's cheating. Send us hot onion water: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Better the devil you know. Send us Witch Heads: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Sorry kid, the hat said yer evil. Yer bunkin' in the wet basement wit the rest o the evil kids. Hat said so. Send us electronic owl mail: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Oh that show where everyone's got beef with each other? Yeah, I've heard it's good! Send us shows you've heard are good: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We ALSO sleep great at night not knowing what our horrible cosmic destinies are. Send us your soul inside an acorn: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Enclosed is the implanted memory of having listened to a podcast about Total Recall. Just as good as the real thing, and cheaper, too! Send us your cryptic advertisements: pleasedontcast@gmail.com pleasedontcast@twitter.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Get ready for a piping hot podcast treat! The crew discusses the 2023 hit indie game Pizza Tower in great detail, along with what types of level are the most likely successes in games! Get it while it's hot! Send your hot topic deliveries to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

After five years of podcasting, it's time to go rogue. Send us your intentional design flaws: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Okay, if slamming your hand in the car door is worse than calling your boss "mom" by accident, how do we fit in getting your head exploded by a bad podcast? Not as extreme as getting to the Beer Store one minute late, surely... Send us your miseries: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We recorded this one inside a Crock Pot, for authenticity's sake. Send us your 100 hour brisket: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Who would win in a fight, a water bear or the vacuum of space? What about a Lion vs the guy operating the hot dog cart? How about three of our hosts against each other in an animal trivia showdown? Find out in this week's episode! Send us Thomson's Gazelles: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Truly the only way to celebrate film, is to make up a bunch of completely arbitrary categories. Send us your nominees for "most movie": pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast