Please Don't Listen

We dwell in the darkness, and we LIVE on the KNIFE'S EDGE... of 1997! This indie comic darling with buckets of blood is the perfect excuse to make a tierlist out of the edgiest edgelords we could find. Submit your own bloodsword gunscythes here: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The stupid calculations every single corporation and website does with your data to try and figure out what you like, or advertise to you? Now THAT's the real magic trick. Well actually before the show, I put a deck of cards in my pant leg. Which is sort of like magic. Send fooling attempts to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Hazardous Materials Episode 1!!! The gang suffers through Ready player one as voted by our listeners! this will be a monthly show where we touch the stove and say ow! that sucked! Steven Spielberg made this.

Cured meat, topped by various food items all over the world, and culturally mangled by your very own Please Don't Cast Send your own monstrous chaos dog to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

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I can't think of a better example of what happens in a movie! Send requests and wife-muting jokes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Purification in progress. Send all requests for your money back and beating OFF puns to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Look, just get in the giant underground rotating glass sphere, I'll explain the rest on the way. Submit Episode Topics: pleasedontcast@gmail.com VOTE ON THIS MONTH'S BONUS EPISODE: patreon.com/pleasedontcast Bother us personally: twitter.com/pleasedontcast

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Donate to BLM and Anti-Racist Organizations here: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Our heroes dig into the psychic and psychadelic americana rpg that is Earthbound, why it's special, how to play it today and more. "Congratulations, you made it! ...There is a sign in the game that says that."

Skeletons are the animated bones of the dead, mindless automatons that obey the orders of their evil masters. A skeleton is seldom garbed in anything more than the rotting remnants of any clothing or armor it was wearing when slain. A skeleton does only what it is ordered to do. It can draw no conclusions of its own and takes no initiative. Because of this limitation, its instructions must always be simple. Like, for example, listen to this podcast about Dungeons and Dragons.

Here at PDLTTYLDOI, we vow to bring you our jokers in only the most practical manner. You see, we-oh wait, no that table looks a little unstable. Better do a frog splash onto it from the stairs. Oh! He's doing it! Tell me you got that one on tape

This is NOT an episode about SOLO, though I suppose you could call it Solo-adjacent. We do talk about all of these connections to popular media, those little side-stories relegated to comics or cup noodles ads or direct to streaming movies. Who really wants to know John Wick's origin, anyway?

Oooo!I know this one! It's "Please Don't Ca-" I mean "WHAT IS THE PLEASE DON'T CAST EPISODE 100 SPECIAL FEATURING A RETURNING SPECIAL GUEST AND MULTIPLE GIMMICKS?" Speaking of this spectacular, we've got a video link if you want to see our beautiful faces: https://youtu.be/pUm7tzz6VG8

Dig at an angle, folks. Not that it will help you escape from that weird giant lobster, but we don't have all the answers.

They really get to the giant pit of the giant peach in this one. Enjoy.

The experiment begins. Who lives, who dies? Who takes up a life of crime? Who walks long distances to clean up after raccoons? Who murdered Black Box Games? Stay tuned...

What, do you have anything better to do? Our heroes talk about their towns, their history, their friends, and which animal neighbors it's okay to get attached to emotionally.

Let's put the turn-poor-people-into-glue factory next to the highway for easy transport. Maybe that should be a spiral exit, actually. What do you mean the water's poisoning people again? Yes I know which way the river is flowing... too many one-way roads? I thought these people loved one-way roads!