Please Don't Listen

Introducing... the Blanks club. A wrestling team of rowdy Americans far less intimidating, but just as rude as the Bullet Club. Listen to their gimmicks, snack reviews, and thoughts on NJPW's own Wrestle Kingdom. Get into the ring, and ready to listen!

Can you make a sequel to our beloved Deus Ex by combining all the possible endings, setting it 20 years in the future, and hardest of all, making it accessible on P.C. and console?

We should really have a meeting about this. featuring: A very bold internetarchive review Apply for anti-Godzilla committee positions: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

[1] Hate Newspaper [2] Glass Him [3] I didn't ask for this [4] I traded Clarissa out for our safety. twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com

Our crew takes to the skies in some rather... interesting vehicle friends as they examine Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan! Along the ride they also discuss their own ideal animal companions, and that one car from Speed Racer where you can't drink any water.

The truth is out there... not here, exactly, but somewhere. Here is pretty much just marvin the martian impressions and reflections on Scully's big coats

The crew suffers through the ugliest thing we have ever covered. the songs are pretty good though. Do yourselves a "favor" and check out these links to truly see what we have endured. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTGMS3jDxV0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5NJk4paWEs

Did you hear about video games THIS year?

It's time for misadventures in baking as the Please Don't Cast cast tries their hands and rolling up some cakes! They also pit your favorite holiday treats against each other for your amusement! Jump in now, and get in the spirit, because there's no time like the (Christmas) Present! Send Us Presents! (Questions or episode ideas) twitter.com/pleasedontcast pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast

It's podcast against podcast as the PDL crew talks Bigfoot Collectors Club and dives into their series of Roswell episodes! They get into their own favorite conspiracies, the likelihood of interstellar life, and what it must be like to be named Mac Brazel. Do they have a single fact to back that up? Send Disturbing Animatronic photos to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

You heard right, they do really call the giant robots that. But before the anime discussion, they get into the luxury features they'd want in their own giant robots: windshield wipers, an elevator, a hot tub, spherical shape, liquid clothing.... the works.

This podcast IS ALL ELITE. Our heroes go head-to-head discussing their own personal in-ring gimmicks and breaking down the bodies and dynamics of AEW Dynamite! Will that pesky ref finally get what he deserves? Tune in to find out!

Watchmonth comes to a close with an examination of a crossover no one requested! Don't try to make Watchmen, folks. They already made Watchmen. Do something else.

Four washed-up podcasters embrace consumerism and chase the scoop as the tear through hordes of commercial area zombies by taping together junk they find lying around. Dead Rising 2: Off the Record and Dead Rising for get them into the shopping, killing, and Christmas spirit all at once! So grab a knife-mop and join right in!

Nothing ever ends... Except for the Watchmen TV series it seems! How could anyone possibly follow up on the perfect ending of the comic book? If you know, call the creators of this show! Yikes!

Being in the underworld replaces all that silly fear of death with something else. Is it about trying not to be attracted to hot Greek myths? Or are you just worried you're gonna get addicted to another roguelike? Me? I'm worried that all my boons are coming from the God of slacking off at work. Submit your applications for godhood: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

It's messed up that no one has ever told me pigeons were edible. Do you know how much money I could've saved? This whole country is lousy with pigeons! I'd be eating pigeon three times a week! It's way harder to find ducks, and those guys are expensive! Unbelievable. Send Pigeon Recipes to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

The Doomsday clock was created to warn mankind of impending nuclear annihilation. But that seems kind of old-fashioned, doesn't it? Here at PDLTTYLDOI we're bringing you the Doomsday Stopwatch- it STARTS at doom, and it only counts up, baby. Send your conspiracy-filled notebooks to our crank file at: pleasedontcast@gmail.com twitter.com/pleasedontcast patreon.com/pleasedontcast

Friend of the show Bea (Creator of the webcomic A Ghost Story) drops by to inform us about the insane happenings of CW's Riverdale. Trust me, you're going to want to hear this. It is actually too insane for us to even preview. We also get into ancient comic book characters, broken bubblegum websites, and Dagwood splits the atom? Send satanic D & D knockoffs to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The PDL gang takes on Shaggy's racing werewolf phase??? The last appearance of Scrappy Doo, and not because he gets run over!!! Dracula is Green??? And who is Googy???? All this and more on our exploration of this cheap bizarre time-sink red shirt Shaggy movie!