Here's My Thing

i changed my keyboard to a lowercase keyboard the other day.  i feel that typing in lowercase gives a certain level of intensity and nonchalantness equivalent to that of the face of a calvin klein model.

One of the greatest shows of all time.  I hope this helps bring a warm wave of nostalgia to the mid-90s babies.

Pesto, Emotional connections, The Land Before Time

0:00 Intro 0:42 Loch Ness Monster  2:08 Stuff that happened in 1934 2:32 Brunch x Dim Sum

Apparently a good night sleep is very important.  I used to think saying you need "beauty sleep" was dramatic.  Not anymore... sign me up. 

I think this is how I have to solve the Rubik's cube. Going to block off a day to do it in ideally the near future. Will keep everyone updated! 

This episode is about the sweaty dad hat as a genre, but the role of main character is given to my once navy blue (now more of an industrial gray) Padre hat. 

Thought I'd give this ESPN+ a go. Was super into my setup when watching UFC Fight Night 143, decided to flow my feelings into the mic.  UFC Commentator Jon Anik said something so great I had to put it in my notebook.

It's remarkable how such a tiny piece of wood in my mouth can make me feel so confident. 

0:00 Intro 0:19 Keto update 4:14 Scones

We know that I know nothing about cars, which is why I need clarity.  What does it mean to "work on a car".   Can cleaning a car be working on a car?  That seems so fake.  I want to be able to take a wrench, look at an engine and know what to do. 

In 3rd grade I had buck-teeth and learned cursive. 

I remember slinging ranch sunflower seeds to my teammates at baseball practice.  Such good memories. Bought a pack the other day... things were different. 

I bought the top half of an Adidas track suit.  I didn't know that was allowed....? I thought the bottom half and top half were package deals? 

You went to a Jiffy Lube to get an oil change, but left with a wicked elevator pitch saying that your car is on it's way out. Here is how you defend against the upsell (from the perspective of someone who knows nothing about cars).

0:00 - Intro 1:06 - Keto update 7:42 - Eggs 17:57 - Bacon and condoms  Enjoy! 

Let me take you back to the first recreational soccer trophy that you ever "won" . I'll tell you this, the NFL needs new inspiration in terms of trophy design.  I think the Lombardi trophy is absolutely pathetic.  It's a sorry excuse for an epic league - don't get me started about the Larry O'Brien trophy, as it just copies the Lombardi trophy.

Fanny Packs no longer only dance around the waist of middle-aged triathletes, but now along the torsos of hypebeasts. 

Everything that you can do on land, but in the middle of the ocean.  Best hash browns that I've ever had were actually on a cruise.  It was nuts, they were the size of chicken nuggets, little cumin on top, some Heinz ketchup and call it a day. 

One word: kiosk.