Here's My Thing

Debatably the sexiest photo on the internet. 

0:00 Intro 0:31 Documentary  6:35 A ferry ride and a hipster

The proof isn't in the pudding, and it's not even in the porridge.   The proof is actually in the word, "porridge" .

Not replying to texts, Manny Machado, a bandwagon GO PADRES!!!

A story about paying off a security guard.

0:00 Intro 0:21 Cardboard  4:21 Girl scout cookies 

One of the best feelings in the world... 

If you buy a skin-tight Under Armour undershirt, make sure it's skin-tight. If it's not, that's a problem.

It's either a Heineken commercial or a UEFA Champions League commercial. I can't find it anywhere.  This is my description of it.  

The year is 2019.  It's weirder to not slide into someone's DMs, than it is to actually slide on into someone's DMS.

0:00 Intro  0:40 Snowpocalypse  9:00 Greek yogurt 

A 31 year old man, an amber tint to his beard, walked into the elevator. The rest is history. 

Wait... it is really, really good. 

There I was, at the checkout counter of my local Shell gas station. In my left hand, 80mg of naturally occurring caffeine (yerba mate), and in my right, 36 inches of off-brand Laffy Taffy.  Everyone, it was 8:00 PM on a Wednesday night. 

I need some cheetah print sheets... maybe a silk shirt too. 

Shortest episode yet (I think), but this was one of the longer ones in terms of recording time... but may have been the most fun to create!  Enjoy! 

Here's my takeaways and thoughts. 

This is a story of the journey to an industry party.  

Super Bowl Sunday.  Recorded this while wearing a mud face mask.

I learned some valuable lessons during my 3-month stint at a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu gym.  One of which applied recently in a quick intellectual sparring session that I had with a sales "guru" on LinkedIn. Not sure how many of these smokers I can have on a primarily professional platform.  I suppose it's time I set up a burner account.