Cantankerous Podcast

There's always someone willing to type out some angry posts and badger you online but the second you see them in real life, they shrink.  We talk a lot of trash on this podcast and we expect it to ruffle some feathers.  Just tell us you hate us straight to our face.  Brian will get upset and Danny will not care in the least bit.

Who on earth would pay a sex worker up front?  What kind of world are we living in?  Find out in this week's episode!

He's just perfect in every way.  I dug and dug and dug and could not find one speck of dirt on the king of daytime talk shows.  He even married one of Danny Thomas' daughters and she is an absolute beauty of a woman inside and out.  I still can't stand him though. Bg

Danny poses the question "If someone you love is getting eaten by sharks, do you go in the water to try and save them?" The answer is ABSOLUTELY NOT! Anyone that says otherwise is either lying to you or lying to themselves.  I love you but, no.  I'll remember you fondly. 

If you came here for rational opinions on serious issues, you have clearly landed in the wrong spot.  We are two asshole comedians who weren't raised properly.  If you wanna know which stores we'd loot or how we'd quell an uprising, you're in the right spot.  Buckle up!

I can honestly say I've never been so happy to see Danny Kelly in person.  After months of strict quarantine, we got together and stretched our microphone cables as far apart as they would go and had a nice conversation like actual humans.  

If you're gonna wack it in the living room, be sure to put a small piece of tape over the camera hole so some scumbag doesn't try to extort $700 worth of bitcoin from you.

I'm sick of this.  The Cantankerbus is just sitting there and we have worlds to explore.  For now we zoom our complaints to each other over wifi. 

Not all old people but some of them are just nasty.  Anyone who makes you call them "Aunt" that isn't actually your aunt is suspect and should be watched closely by the authorities.  Enjoy your lockdown you sick bastards.

Live from quarantine we bring you another episode of the Cantankerous Podcast with your hosts Danny Kelly and Brian Glowacki.  The world is ending and there's a documentary on Neftlix you gotta see before it's all over!

Danny and Brian argue over vaginas for a solid hour.  Not really but they probably could.

Tonight we sit down in the Cantankerous Bus and just have a good ol fashioned chin wag.  Just two buddies complaining about life.  Enjoy

The Cantankerous Unfiltered News Team is coming to you live on location from the home of the Feces Phantom.  A quiet Ashland Massachusetts neighborhood is left reeling after the discovery that the notorious Feces Phantom has been living among them, undetected.  We are live on the scene where we are learning that this house is now for sale and this lady's family has gotten the heck outta dodge.  More as the story develops. Back to you Danny! 

We are psyched to bring in a dude that we knew very little about and learned a whole lot more than we bargained for.  Paul Wright from the "World's Best Podcast" hops in the Cantankerbus and shoots the breeze about movies, music, and then it basically just goes off the rails as per our usual.  

The Cantankerous Unfiltered News Team has descended upon the Natick Massachusetts courthouse to cover a breaking news story.  A woman was taking a hot steamy dump every couple of days at a sporting goods store.   We have gotten to the bottom (hehe) of this story and we bring it to you live! 

It's a sad week for Los Angeles Lakers fans and the families of those who lost their lives in the helicopter crash that claimed the life of basketball superstar Kobe Bryant.  We talk a little basketball and find out who our favorite players of all time were.  Danny hates on Allan Iverson for a few minutes so buckle up.

This one gets a little weird.  I'm not gonna lie.  Florida man strikes again and then the wheels just come off it. 

Bglow has some things to get off his chest.  This week we discuss getting diddled, Creed and so much more.  Also nobody can stand "Skateboard Guy" so just cut it out.  

Welcome to the "Tostitos Chips and Salsa with a side of gluten free guacamole and Queso but for a slight upcharge"Bowl Game.  Remember when it was just the "Cotton Bowl" or the "Sugar Bowl" how bout the Cantankerous Bowl where the two grumpiest SOB's verbally go head to head in a sweet van?  Coming right up!

Say Uncle!  Say UNCLE! The boys sit down to discuss serious topics of the day, like getting your underwear crammed up your crack by the neighborhood bully.  We talk about how all of the craziest fetishes arise from having way too much privacy in your life.