According To An Idiot

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week we're taking a crack at TRUE CRIME with two terrifying tales of axe-murderin' mayhem! What could inspire an honorable policeman to trade in his gun for a hatchet? How did a faceless killer scare an entire city into listening to jazz? Stay tuned for all the gory details! Along the way we'll learn about the natural splendor of Canada, frog armies, and the perks of pouring saltwater into your skull. EPISODE 29 is a mystery... can you crack the case?    The promo you heard at the top of the show was from GraveYard Tales! To find out more about this fantastic podcast, check out their website.        (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube Audio Library) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  Move over Monopoly, there's a new game to make your friends scream and cry! 'Ouija' is a name with a dark reputation and far too many vowels. For over a century America's favorite talking board has puzzled skeptics and terrorized sleepovers. But can it really communicate with the dead? This week we're placing our fingers on the planchette and taking a look at the history and horror of Ouija boards. The spirits have answered: "Check out EPISODE 28!"  The promo you heard at the top of the show was from Creep It Real! Go show these creepy cats some love, and follow them on Instagram.         (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through freemusicarchive.org) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  This week we look into our futures! Fortunetellers, astrology, human sacrifice - there's something for the whole family. Peer into our crystal ball, EPISODE 27 will reveal your fate! (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through Pond5) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!  

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week we crack into the declassified files of the CIA! Listen to two UNBELIEVABLE stories which prove that sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Along the way we'll learn about the future of human-burgers and how to walk through walls! Slap some tape on that webcam, EPISODE 26 is HEAVILY REDACTED!  Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  A man (skin)walks into a bar... This week we discuss two infamous Native American legends that remind us that there is NEVER an acceptable time to eat your family, or wear fur! Join as we discover our spirit animals, learn the art of shape-shifting, and try our best not to consume human flesh! Stay tuned, EPISODE 25 is just what the shaman ordered!  Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  With the recent passing of legendary paranormal investigator Lorraine Warren, we take a retrospective look at the career of the Warrens and their paranormal love story. Listen as we unravel a bizarre history of ghostly encounters, demonic possession, and the occasional werewolf. In the name of the Holy Spirit, I command you to listen to EPISODE 24! (Holy water sold separately.)  Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!  

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Ever wonder why 'the Count' on Sesame Street is purple? What does a Chupacabra look like? How edible are Count Chocula's remains? The answers to these questions AND MORE are just a click away! Hold on tight, spider monkey - EPISODE 23 is a bloody good time! Don't worry, we don't bite. Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  What does sex magic, Scientology, and NASA have in common? A lot more than you'd think!  This week the idiots discuss occultism! Along the way you'll learn all about Aleister Crowley, corn syrup, and the dangerous mind of L. Ron Hubbard. Episode 22 is all yours! We only ask that you sign this billion-year contract...  Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! Stay in the loop by following us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  This week the idiots discuss scary places! Hang around for haunting tales of America's spookiest towns, the life and times of the Jersey Devil, and Italy's plague island. Episode 21 is your one-way ticket to terror...    Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON!   Welcome to Hell! This week the idiots discuss demons and possession! Learn all about Jack Black's destructive acting techniques, which evil spirits to avoid in Mesopotamia, and how to exorcise a demon! Episode 19 will drag you to Hell...   Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. Email: accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com SEE YOU IN TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  I do, you do, we all do voodoo! This week the idiots discuss the mysterious religion of Vodou! From the sandy shores of the Caribbean to the French Quarter of New Orleans, this is one curse you can't escape. Is it menacing witchcraft, or misunderstood worship? Find out in Episode 19!   Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. Email: accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com SEE YOU IN TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  Ho, ho, ho! That's a UFO! This week the idiots discuss the history of UFOs and alien abduction! Is extraterrestrial life possible? Was Earth visited by ancient astronauts? Who probed me? These questions and more will be answered in Episode 18! Watch the skies! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. Email: accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com

WE HAVE RETURNED! No, we aren't dead - not on the outside at least! This week the idiots discuss hot singles in your area, the dangers of science, and England's most VIOLENT haunting! Episode 17 will hit you like a narwhal tooth to the chest! (The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!  

I committed cultural genocide and all I got was this lousy podcast. This week the idiots are broadcasting live from Turkey Town! The violent origins of Thanksgiving, the sleepy science behind your turkey dinner, and traveling back in time to romance Hitler! Episode 16 is gonna leave you bloated!  (The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Welcome to Nightmare Ville. Population: Us. This week the idiots discuss the latest Halloween trends, hot singles in your area, athletes using blood to conquer the world, and the terrors of MKUltra! Put us in your earholes, you're gonna want to hear this! (The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Halloween just got a whole lot scarier - and sluttier! Can you survive Episode 14? This week the idiots discuss late-October sun tanning tips, the terrifying history of syphilis, and their ultimate guide to dressing sexy this Halloween! Get your pillowcases ready, because you're in for a treat!   (The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

We heard you like Earth's, so we put an Earth in your Earth! Welcome to Episode 13! This week the idiots discuss the 4th state of water, Hollow Earth theory, and the Green Children of Woolpit! Hear that? That's the sound of your worldview crumbling! Buckle up, buttercup! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. Email: accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com

In space, no one can hear you scream... because you're probably astral projecting! Welcome to Episode 12! This week the idiots discuss the best way to trick-or-treat, gay penguins, fatherless rat babies, and the haunted pyramids of Mars. Hold on to your (tinfoil)hats, this is gonna get weird!  Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. Email: accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com

Prepare to get SPOOKED - Episode 11 is here! This week the idiots discuss ghosts, nightmares, and the entity currently haunting the studio space. Did we catch a ghost on the mic? Listen for yourself... (Also we're drunk.)  Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. Email: accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com

This week the idiots discuss murder, penis bones, plagues, and riddles! Hop into your favorite anthropomorphic Volkswagon and join us on this joyride! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. Email: accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com