According To An Idiot

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Greetings, Earthlings! This week we're channeling our spirit guides in search of cosmic enlightenment... just kidding, we're here to talk about aliens and stuff! "Space Brothers", or Nordic Aliens to be exact. Thats right, bucko, we're spilling the (not-so secret) beans on an advanced race of extraterrestrials whose motto is simple: PEACE AND LOVE. Since the 1950s, reports of beautiful long-haired humanoids making contact with earth folk have puzzled ufologists across the globe. Though they strongly resemble Scandinavians, the aptly named Nordic aliens are thought to hail from the Pleiades star cluster. For decades the Nordic aliens have acted as galactic babysitters, intervening in human affairs to prevent atomic war and annihilation - even inspiring new age religions in which believers claim to channel Pleiadian spirit guides. These ain't your grandpappy's space invaders! These aliens have feelings, and they're giving out free hugs! ------------------- Thanks for listening! We ar

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Happy Valentine's Day! To celebrate the cosmic wonder of love, we're breaking down the concepts of SOULMATES and TWIN FLAMES! Charge up those energy crystals - we're entering "Woo Woo" territory... Thanks for listening! We are now available wherever you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube. And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM IN A FUTURE EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro music by Visager) Happy Holidays to all... SEE YOU IN TIME!   

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Legend has it that a mythical wild man roam the outer reaches of the wild. This fearsome yet elusive beast goes by many names, but most know them as BIGFOOT! This is a topic we've always wanted to discuss. Ol' Sasquatch is a staple of American folklore and the paranormal as a whole. Having narrowly survived the dumpster fire that was 2020, we thought we'd celebrate by finally covering everyone's favorite furry man-beast! Enjoy!  Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com and WE'LL TALK ABOUT THEM IN A FUTURE EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Music and effects acquired thru Epidemic Sound, Intro/Outro Music by Visager) SEE YOU TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Happy holidays, friends! We're back with another bite-sized minisode, and we're exploring the darker side of Christmas... We all know about the fat man with the reindeers, but what about his "companions"? That's right, Ol' Saint Nick has helpers - and they run the gamut from prankster dwarves to devilish child abusers! Join us as we profile a handful of these Christmas creeps! Thanks for listening! We are now available wherever you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube. And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM IN A FUTURE EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro music by Visager) Happy Holidays to all... SEE YOU IN TIME! 

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Greetings, mortals! We're back with a late Halloween episode for ya'll! This week we trade tales of two bizarre and brutal prisons that are rumored to be HAUNTED. Just when you thought the American prison system couldn't get scarier...    (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through Epidemic Sound) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week Moe explains the history of Salem Massachusetts and the horrors behind the witch trials! Thanks for listening! We are now available wherever you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube. And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM IN A FUTURE EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro music by Visager) SEE YOU IN TIME! 

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week Moe discusses one of America's strangest (and haunted) houses - The Winchester Mystery House! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM IN A FUTURE MINISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager) SEE YOU TIME!  

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Whether you're a quantum physicist or a science fiction fan, you've probably fantasized about TIME TRAVEL. But could such a thing be possible? According to scientists: maybe. This week we're gassin' up the DeLorean and heading out on a road trip across the space time continuum to discuss the finer points of wormhole paradoxes and time travel!  Episode art by "MARIE MARIE ART": https://www.instagram.com/mariemarie_art/ Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM IN A FUTURE MINISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager) SEE YOU TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week Moe discusses the sinister history of one of modern medicine's strangest procedures: THE LOBOTOMY! Episode art by "MARIE MARIE ART": https://www.instagram.com/mariemarie_art/ Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM IN A FUTURE MINISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager) SEE YOU TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Hello again! We hope everyone is staying safe and healthy in today's weird world - and prepare for things to get weirder. This week we're exploring UFO culture and the peculiar individuals who claimed to have met visitors from another world! Join us as we investigate the personal accounts of "contactees" and the supernatural sights they claimed to have witnessed. Pretty boys from Venus, telepathic mole-people, and an equation for time travel... its gonna be a wild ride.        (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through Epidemic Sound) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Enjoy another appetizer for your ears! Although this particular minisode may stifle your appetite...  This week Jeremy shares the unusual tale of Mary Toft, a 18th-century peasant whose "supernatural births" rocked England. The miracle of childbirth is usually cause for celebration, although there are some exceptions...  Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM IN A FUTURE MINISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager) SEE YOU TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Greetings all! We hope everyone is staying safe and healthy in today's weird world. Additionally, we'd like to issue a trigger-warning to this week's program. This following episode contains subject matter that some listeners may find disturbing or upsetting, including descriptions of graphic violence.      This week we delve into the barbaric and bizarre with a collection of Nazi nightmares. Discover historical horrors such as the death camp of Treblinka, a Nazi doctor nicknamed the "Angel of Death", and Hitler's werewolves! Sometimes the darkest parts of our history often hold the most valuable lessons on humanity. Enjoy.  (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube Audio Library) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIM

SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  We're comin' at you with another short-n-sweet minisode about the ancient art of curses! This week Jeremy discusses popular curses and their bizarre origins. Why is it unlucky to spill a saltshaker? What happens when you open an umbrella indoors? And who the heck is Macbeth?? Join us as we uncover this history of chaos and calamity, from playground jinxes to obscure bad luck omens! (Warning: Failure to listen to this podcast will result in 7 years of bad luck.)      Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM IN A FUTURE MINISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager) SEE YOU TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  Welcome back! We hope everyone is safe and healthy. This week we offer you a plethora bizarre distractions including the secret life of trees, terrible tinder bios, and supernatural places. There are places that feel UNUSUAL. Each year countless tourists travel the globe just to stand in the astonishing presence of Stonehenge, or soak up fabled waves of magic energy said to radiate from the red rock canyons of Sedona. What gives these places their bizarre qualities? Ancient Celts called these strange destinations "THIN PLACES", supernatural hot spots where the veil between worlds was particularly thin. According to legend, a person brave (or foolish) enough to enter a thin place risks encountering paranormal forces. Are you willing to look beyond the veil? Join us as we discuss the history of "Thin Places" and where to meet otherworldly entities! Along the way we'll take a pit stop at the crossroads and auction our souls to the highest bidder. You can try to resist, but Episode 34 dr

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! We're comin' at you with another bitesized story in this minisode of biblical proportions! This week Kaylee breaks down the bizarre legend of Lilith, the first woman and mother of vampires! Appearing throughout western mythology, Lilith is believed to be the first woman - predating the creation of Eve in the Book of Genesis. However, after being banished from Eden Lilith transformed into a vengeful monster fixated on spreading terror and wrath. In recent years, Lilith has been reimagined as a symbol of female strength and independence. How did the "First Woman" become the "First Ex-Girlfriend"? Is Lilith a blood-sucking she-devil, or a misunderstood heroine? Listen and find out!  Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith , https://www.ancient-origins.net/myths-legends-europe/lilith-0011377 Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! And don't forge

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week the red scare comes to Roswell as we discuss the horrors of the Soviet Space Program, Area 51, and the real story behind the infamous UFO crash in New Mexico! Along the way we talk New Years resolutions and share the chilling story of one Redditor's alleged "glitch in the matrix". Hold on tight, we're crash-landing into EPISODE 33! (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube Audio Library) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME! ------- MUSIC ATTRIBUTION: Dhaka by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1400003 Artist: http://incompetech.com/  Deep Space by A

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Happy New Year! Join us as we wash off the holiday yuletide with a demonic discussion of satanism and devil worship.Learn all about the dark history of devil worship and modern religions inspired by the dastardly prince of Hell. Pitchforks not included!      (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube Audio Library) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.  Send questions, requests, or stories to accordingtoanidiot@gmail.com, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

SUPPORT US ON PATREON! We're comin' at you with a bitesized story in our first ever 'minisode'! These shorter, bare-boned episodes will cover singular topics/stories for your listening pleasure. Tell us what you think! This week Kaylee explains the recent bizarre media spectacle involving foster parents who suspect their adopted daughter may be hiding a dark secret. From her questionable origin to her murderous threats, the Barnetts are claiming that their daughter Natalia had been an adult disguised as a child all along. Are their claims legitimate, or is this nothing more than a rehashed horror movie plot? Listen and find out!  Sources:https://www.thecut.com/2019/10/kristina-barnett-adopted-child-real-life-orphan.html ,https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/indiana-couple-adopted-ukraine-daughter-natalia-grace-adult Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! And don't forget to

SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  Craving some sweet, sweet closure? Then feast your ears on some phresh new tales of interstellar conspiracy and high strangeness! Tonight we cap off our two-part series on the Mothman of Point Pleasant!  Flying monsters, men in black, and visitors from outer space. From 1966 to 1967, West Virginia was haunted by the strange menace called "MOTHMAN". That same year, a surge in UFO-related sightings would prove that moth-men weren't the only aerial oddities in town. Strange lights haunted the skies above the Ohio river valley as crazy-talk of alien visitors emerged through the grapevine. Could there be a connection between Mothman and the flying saucers? In this episode we will discuss the mystery behind these UFOs, their curious pilots, and the "men in black" who seek to keep it all under wraps!          That's no Sandhill Crane - that's EPISODE 31!      (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube Audio Library) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Faceboo

SUPPORT US ON PATREON!  This week we're bringing you a legendary tale of mind-bending monster madness! Flying saucers, a winged beast, and a fallen bridge. From 1966 to 1967, a series of bizarre occurrences plagued the sleepy town of Point Pleasant, West Virginia. Rumors of a man-shaped monster with massive wings and glowing red eyes spread across town, and eventually, the country. The so-called "MOTHMAN" sparked national media attention as thousands flocked to Point Pleasant to take part in the paranormal sightseeing. Meanwhile, an unexplained surge in UFO sightings across the region proved that mothmen weren't the only aerial oddities in town. The Mothman's 13-month reign of terror left the residents of Point Pleasant with a lifetime supply of questions. Who, or what, was the Mothman? Where did he go? Could this urban legend be an epic hoax? This week we ponder these questions and more in our first two-part topic!          Up in the sky - it's a bird, it's a plane... no, it's EPISODE 30!      (Intro/O