Mind Poison Podcast

What’s up Mind Poison Universe? How about that Big Game - and how about those commercials! My sides and knees hurt from being split and slapped. And the ones that told us that these are hard times, but we’re all in this together, and the company is good because they reminded us of that fact? I got kind of emotional at those, I gotta say. Don’t wanna cry around the boys, but still… Anyways, hope you got some tasty apps in your belly and no one got food poisoning (or worse!) at the big party. Here we go, more Mind Poison coming at ya - Mark and Jesse present a barn burner this week as they discuss Click-Bait Ads, Police Sketches, and How Many Baseball Caps is Too Many. Happy Palentines Day, all you pals out there!

Up until now, there was only one place for fun in your life. That’s right, the reigning champion of fun places, the Mall of America. And I get it - you can shop ‘til you drop, get shrimpin’ at the Bubba Gump Shrimpery, and ride a rollercoaster. Not just all in one day… all under one roof! But now, there’s a second place for fun in your life, a place that’s arguably even more fun... wherever you listen to Mind Poison! This one is Off The Charts Fun, I’ll tell you that. In this episode the boys discuss Fried Cheese foods and discover Professional Slap Fighting. Plus, Jesse recounts his birthday visit to the MOA, and Mark has Aaron Rodgers all figured out.

Just trying a thing here where we give our podcast episodes human names. Maybe they will become sentient and try to take over the world. Because that’s how the internet works, I’m pretty sure. Look out “The Illuminati” - here comes Tim! Although why does sentient machinery always lust for power? Why wouldn’t Skynet see that being kind to one another, and helping each other out is truly the way to go?  No Heaven to look forward to, I guess. What can you look forward to though? Mark and Jesse talking about Found Furniture, Hollywood Hunks, and Petless People vs. Petted People.

Hello Friends! Welcome to the last Mind Poison of the Trump era. It was a Wild Ride, but all “good” things must come to an end, eh? (“Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride?” Did anyone ever do anything with that? I know the kids are freakin’ wild about Mr. Toad. Plus, that thing with Stormy Daniels and his genitals!) Regardless, the show must go on, and in this episode Mark and Jesse talk about Our Departing Leader, Hollywoodland, Overacting Teachers, and… Sorry, it’s tough to concentrate - I’ve got a neighbor’s dog going nuts over here. Enough to wake the dead! It’s gone on long enough that I’m like - “Is this person okay? Or doing something that requires complete concentration in a dog-less house for at least 10 minutes?” You think about what that could be… Some of us are trying to do Podcast Notes here, geez! Anyways, here’s another Mind Poison.

Hey folks - it’s another week in paradise and Mind Poison is here to provide the soundtrack. Just play this one over and over and over again… you’ll feel so footloose and fancy free you won’t know what hit ya! This week, Mark and Jesse are talking about the big stories, the ones that affect you, the listener. Seriously, it’s like tailor-made for you this week. Also, we ask the big questions: Should you Feel Bad for Insurrectionists? And Does Take and Bake Need to Die?

It’s another Mind Poison, coming at you fresh from last week, on the night of The Big News. Obviously, The Big News gets talked about. You’ve probably heard a lot of takes by now, but get ready for more with varying degrees of heat. You can’t avoid the Big News! Also here: Mark got a new computer, Jesse learns about VPNs, and the boys get into some bedroom talk (the mattress kind, not the sexy kind). Have at it folks!

It’s 2021, but Mark and Jesse always party like it’s 1999. They may have celebrated a little too hard on NYE - there was a LOT of Seacrest to get through that night - and the result is a rambling hour of Mind Poison. They talk cars, NBA Jam, some resolutions, and a 2020 year in review, that is actually just a Smash Mouth year in review, that is actually just one thing that happened to Smash Mouth in 2020.

We made it to the very last Mind Poison of 2020, and Mark and Jesse say goodbye to the year that was with a bang! And by “bang” we mean basically avoiding it - it’s hard to plan for special episodes, okay? And don’t even get me started on being busy around the Holidays - sheesh! Herein, you’ll hear Santa’s favorite helpers talk about Fishing, Disappointing People, and the War on Christmas. It’s not over yet, not by a long shot... Happy 2021, friends!

Heyy youuu guyyys! (Like in the Goonies, get it?!?!) Episode 2 of Mind Poison Project restart here. Mark and Jesse are back up to their old tricks again, talking about food and Ghost Adventures - they got a picture of a real ghost on this one, folks. And since we’re all in the mood for a little Holiday talk - Mark loves Christmas trains and Christmas villages, and Jesse is (still) a scrooge. Enjoy the Season!

Don’t look now - Mind Poison is back! After a long and (questionably) deserved break, Mark and Jesse are back in the old recording room, serving up another heaping helping of Mind Poison. Answering the burning questions… Should you donate to Wikipedia? Should we feel bad for Rudy G.? Is Bill Gates programming bots to buy all the PS5s? Thanks for listening! Mind Poison Podcast

It’s Mind Poison, comin’ at ya so fast that you won’t even see what hit you. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, or whatever boxing reference floats your boat. No boxing in this episode, though. The Boys do try to talk about the current events without getting too depressed… mixed results on that one. Jesse made it through his tornado siren scare, and Mark buys into the PS5 hype. They also talk about the future of the show. (Spoiler Alert - they’re taking a break.) Drop us a line: https://mppodcast.com/say-hello or email us at: mindpoisonpodcast@gmail.com to suggest a rant or topic you want discussed. Please don't forget to rate and review us if you enjoy the show! And make sure to subscribe through one of these platforms: iTunes, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Tunein, Android, or by email. iTunes subscribe: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mind-poison-podcast/id1375818881?mt=2&ls=1 Stream on: https://mppodcast.com New episodes released weekly on Mondays! Keywo

Put the kids to bed, or at least plug their ears for seventy minutes, because the Bad Boys of Podcasting are here! Lots of cussing and backtalk and being rebellious overall. So get ready for Mark and Jesse. Oh, they know where the line is… but they have no problem crossing it. Bad Boys! Also, just saying the names of magicians qualifies as content, right? Drop us a line: https://mppodcast.com/say-hello or email us at: mindpoisonpodcast@gmail.com to suggest a rant or topic you want discussed. Please don't forget to rate and review us if you enjoy the show! And make sure to subscribe through one of these platforms: iTunes, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Tunein, Android, or by email. And please let your friends know about us if you enjoy the show. We appreciate the support! iTunes subscribe: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mind-poison-podcast/id1375818881?mt=2&ls=1 Stream on: https://mppodcast.com New episodes released weekly on Mondays! Keywords: Mind Poison Podcast. M

It’s (very arguably) your favorite time of the week - time for your weekly dose of Mind Poison! Dive into the “fun!” Lots of COVID talk in this one, and more about Hulk Hogan than is really okay in this day and age. Mark thinks Dateline is an instruction manual for budding criminals, and Jesse has it out for Great Danes. Drop us a line: https://mppodcast.com/say-hello or email us at: mindpoisonpodcast@gmail.com to suggest a rant or topic you want discussed. We love to hear from our listeners and write everyone back!Please don't forget to rate and review us if you enjoy the show! And make sure to subscribe through one of these platforms: iTunes, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Tunein, Android, or by email. And please let your friends know about us if you enjoy the show. We appreciate the support! iTunes subscribe: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mind-poison-podcast/id1375818881?mt=2&ls=1 Stream on: https://mppodcast.com New episodes released weekly on Mondays! Keywords: M

What’s up everyone? Welcome to the first new Mind Poison of mid-May 2020 - what a time to be alive. Get ready for a heck of an episode. It’s a real barn burner! Or as your hosts so eloquently put it - “we did what we do best, which is talked.” Horoscopes, Haircuts at Home, and a heckuva lot more. So much Mind Poison, it could actually be dangerous. But c’mon, we all like living on the edge, yeah? Check it out - if you dare… Drop us a line: https://mppodcast.com/say-hello or email us at: mindpoisonpodcast@gmail.com to suggest a rant or topic you want discussed. We love to hear from our listeners and write everyone back!Please don't forget to rate and review us if you enjoy the show! And make sure to subscribe through one of these platforms: iTunes, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Tunein, Android, or by email. And please let your friends know about us if you enjoy the show. We appreciate the support! iTunes subscribe: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mind-poison-podcast/id13758

Oh look, it’s more Mind Poison. This week we’re in with a whisper and out with a bang. Or something. Honestly, both the in and the out are more whisper-like. This week on the show, Mark and Jesse talk about Deep Breathing, Skinemax, and Buying a Couch Sight Unseen. What kind of person would even do that? Buckle up and get ready for the ride of your lives folks. Or the rides of your life if you listen to it more than once. Drop us a line: https://mppodcast.com/say-hello or email us at: mindpoisonpodcast@gmail.com to suggest a rant or topic you want discussed. We love to hear from our listeners and write everyone back!Please don't forget to rate and review us if you enjoy the show! And make sure to subscribe through one of these platforms: iTunes, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Tunein, Android, or by email. And please let your friends know about us if you enjoy the show. We appreciate the support! iTunes subscribe: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mind-poison-podcast/id1375818881?m

Hey Knuckleheads! Stop doing that Knucklehead stuff and listen to this episode of Mind Poison! (Since insult comics are all the rage these days, we thought we’d get in on that action.) This week on the audio program: Horoscopes, Begrudgingly Defending Trump, and Tales from the Seedy Underbelly of Hollywood Acting Classes. (Note: Tales are not guaranteed to be actually seedy or underbelly-like.) Also, vote for the new Mind Poison tagline. Just like real voting, neither choice is particularly appealing… Go suck an egg, Knuckleheads! Drop us a line: https://mppodcast.com/say-hello or email us at: mindpoisonpodcast@gmail.com to suggest a rant or topic you want discussed. We love to hear from our listeners and write everyone back!Please don't forget to rate and review us if you enjoy the show! And make sure to subscribe through one of these platforms: iTunes, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Tunein, Android, or by email. And please let your friends know about us if you enjoy the show. We appr

What’s shaking, Mind Poison Universe? It’s another episode of that show that you either listen to religiously or accidentally started playing while looking for something else. Mark and Jesse are slowly losing their minds (you might even say they are getting poisoned) and talk about some things they’ve touched on before in this episode. Like Handshakes and Hot Dogs. But lots of other stuff too! Like Why They Haven’t Run for Office and Making Friends on Fortnite. So have at it! Just make sure to leave a little room for the Lord. Drop us a line: https://mppodcast.com/say-hello or email us at: mindpoisonpodcast@gmail.com to suggest a rant or topic you want discussed. We love to hear from our listeners and write everyone back!Please don't forget to rate and review us if you enjoy the show! And make sure to subscribe through one of these platforms: iTunes, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Tunein, Android, or by email. And please let your friends know about us if you enjoy the show. We apprecia

Hey buddies! What does MSG stand for? If you’re in a Mind Poison state of mind, you’d probably think Most Sexy Guys. That’s not it, but maybe you’ll find out in this episode. (I honestly don’t remember if we figure out what it actually stands for. It’s been a long week!) In this episode, the Most Sexy Guys talk 4/20, Trump Stuff, and White Coat Syndrome. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em! Drop us a line: https://mppodcast.com/say-hello or email us at: mindpoisonpodcast@gmail.com to suggest a rant or topic you want discussed. We love to hear from our listeners and write everyone back!Please don't forget to rate and review us if you enjoy the show! And make sure to subscribe through one of these platforms: iTunes, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Tunein, Android, or by email. And please let your friends know about us if you enjoy the show. We appreciate the support! iTunes subscribe: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mind-poison-podcast/id1375818881?mt=2&ls=1 Stream on: https://mppodcast.co

Friends, Countrymen, Citizens of the World: lend me your ears… so we can put a brand new episode of Mind Poison straight in those things! Turns out you’re maybe not supposed to push those cotton swabs in too deep. So maybe Mark and Jesse talking about Drive Thru Liquor Stores, How to Burp, and Fighting Elderly Wrestlers will help clean up that mess in there. Plus, is anyone else’s mind turning to mush right now? Drop us a line: https://mppodcast.com/say-hello or email us at: mindpoisonpodcast@gmail.com to suggest a rant or topic you want discussed. We love to hear from our listeners and write everyone back!Please don't forget to rate and review us if you enjoy the show! And make sure to subscribe through one of these platforms: iTunes, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Tunein, Android, or by email. And please let your friends know about us if you enjoy the show. We appreciate the support! iTunes subscribe: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mind-poison-podcast/id1375818881?mt=2&ls=1

New Mind Poison Drinking Game: take a drink every time Jesse starts a story with “So I was taking a walk….”  Honestly you’d only have three drinks. But still, that’s a high ratio of Taking a Walk Stories to Not Taking a Walk Stories. It’s kind of a COVID-centric episode, but for your consideration we cut out a lot of the doom and gloom. Please enjoy, and be excellent to each other. And watch out - Spoiler Alert for that Tiger Man show! And the final shot of “The Breakfast Club.” And a scene from the middle of “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.” Drop us a line: https://mppodcast.com/say-hello or email us at: mindpoisonpodcast@gmail.com to suggest a rant or topic you want discussed. We love to hear from our listeners. Please don't forget to rate and review us if you enjoy the show! And make sure to subscribe through one of these platforms: iTunes, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Tunein, Android, or by email. And please let your friends know about us if you enjoy the show. We appreciate t