Pero Let Me Tell You

Welcome back to Alex Garcia & nice to meet ya Josie Cossio…talk about tradition, 1948…treasure those old letters…who better to refrescar Miami than soda makers…community is built on tradition…look for the positive memories within the trauma…necessity makes you figure things out…pero hasta KY has Cubans now…un taller is NOT an auto shop…being part of the community has so many facets…a refresh can still keep elements of the past…get that Gen Z feedback…bring on the Latina named hurricanes…por favor, don’t just show up at the factory…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Old songs were just as raunchy as modern reggaeton…Janet can be nasty cuz she’s all poppy…Usher at the Super Bowl…so many songs about masturbation in the 80s…save Selena at the expense of JLo…the ‘what about me’ effect on social media…is Spanish language news dumbed down…why so much focus on la farandula...U2 at The Sphere…the modern concert spectacle…recipes couldn’t be more benign, yet here come the trolls…Dolly is a global treasure…why seek things out just to bitch about it…how do you go from Disney costume to death threats…perms just aren’t a great look…finally some justice for 2Pac…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime sodas: Kim Ng & Javier RomeroTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Congrats, you’re quiet for 30 seconds…the case just filed, but already we’ve got Lizzo docs…we want 2 more Fyre Fest docs…court of public opinion vs court of law…who knew insurance mascots would be so popular…two hosts with a cold…Cawy Lemon Lime defines crisp soda…turron is nougat & nougat is turron…WGA isn’t striking & Ish has strong thoughts DJ doesn’t understand…NEVER be Only in Dade’s comments section…who doesn’t know RBD?…Ish is now taking suggestions for RBF…bring on Que Pasa USA roulette…so much hair dryer talk…even after 30 years, Ish is learning DJ’s blindspots…what shows did YOU watch that nobody watches…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime sodas: Fisher-Price’s Little People El Chavo collection & CVS’ Happy San Givin collectionTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental healt

Lack of words can sometimes say more…old movie homages are the best…we always say names properly (if we can)…if you don’t see your story being told, tell it yourself…painting sets is a lost art…everything is a trilogy these days…Cuban-Americans share so much but also have differences…nostalgia for a place that’s no longer there…dental work in Cuba...never forget the stories of our past…manga and comics always rear their inspirational head…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cloro is all you need for clean…60 vs 70 in Spanish requires thought…really, France, a formula for a number…what’s your fave bank pronunciation…our Gloria Estefan adventures continue…Mike & Ike is becoming a big part of our podcast…calling collect was such a thing in the 90s…DJ’s omelet story is the BEST part of his cruise…it almost wasn’t a perfect day in Coco Cay…missing those $1 theater days…being unmarried does NOT make you lonely, but we love the 8 year old’s practicality for marriage…lack of Spanish doesn’t make you less Latino/Hispanic…with that said, it sure does add to the experience…RIP Botero…Last Sodas: Russel Brand (gasless) & astronaut Jose HernandezTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://Bett

Happy anniversary Sr Hamburbesita…scavenger hunts are like a movie come to life…bring on the VMA latinos…it’s ok Thalia, we remember your song with Fat Joe…Miami is the Only Fans capital…earn that money young…yeah, DJ wouldn’t do weird feet things on his Only Fans…how does one sift through the Only Fans content…what are the WGA guidelines if you’re writing for yourself…Drew Barrymore doesn’t deserve all the hate…the SAG/WGA strike is the ultimate lose/lose…AI can’t create the nuances of our language…live action Jetsons would just be today…of course DJ’s binging Que Pasa USA…some words just make your face look fun…Last Sodas: Ann Lowe & Mattel’s Celia Cruz dollTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.c

East coast Miami boys unite…wow we have lots of people in common…we ARE collecting news Cubanitos like Pokemon…sure we’re a few months after Pride, but he did a great job co-hosting…support SAGE…it’s not easy being a trailblazer, especially with humility…he didn’t even study journalism…we SHOULD start a Westchester Pride parade…go on Emma Bowen foundation…it always comes back to the Abuelos…never underestimate the determination of a first gen kid…no big, deal just the first use of a smartphone for a broadcast news story…love us some What Would You Do…es verdad Boris never gives us compliments…bro, how does he NOT have the Miami accent…just 2 niños buenos chatting…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bathroom naps are the best…relive or redo your 20s…how can you have an issue with somebody having free time or decorating their home…we should absolutely get the opinion of Hialeahans on beef jerky…’Don’t be Trolling, Just Keep Scrolling’…Celia Cruz + Star Wars = winning combo apparently…we do live for those overheard Miami conversations…seriously, henceforth it shall be known as Maybel Ling…RIP Bob Barker…there can only be one round of Dream Jeopardy…anyone else remember Pantry Pride…Last Sodas: Bob Barker & Sling TV’s Que Pasa USA channelTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sending love and positive thoughts to victims of Hurricane Idalia…of course DJ doesn’t like Toxic…que estupidez the white after Labor Day crap…mental health needs to be priority for EVERYONE…if you’re going to be an influencer, at least do good like Mr Beast…what is the shelf life of a modern content creator…tu tambien te cuidas Jenny…Mama’s Family is pure comfort TV…bring on the Miami kids party places…Ish didn’t go to the white elementary school…tremendo car mash up con el Tempo viejo with new parts…yo Burger Beast, can you find McD’s birthday cake with sugared characters?…whoever has Piratas memorabilia, please share…ahh, el Tropicaire…would you let your partner sleep with someone else as a dying wish…peak Britney is peak Britney…kudos to Xbox for not putting up with toxic bs…we will legit go to your Halloween party, DJ needs to do his The Weekend costumes…and if anyone has a lead on a SF Giants beanie, DM us…Last Sodas: Edy Suarez (IG: @edysuarez_) & Trelles Cottage (IG: @thetrellescottage)Theme Song:

This, THIS is an icon mi genre…Ish totally fanboys…seriously, Oxigeno has ALL the bangers…50 years in the music industry deserves ALL the celebrating…artists like Willy keep our history alive…of course we have to shout out My Big Fat Cuban Family…ok, how great is it hearing the legendary Willy Chirino say our show’s name…and he’s even helping the next generation, that’s how you keep your legacy going…oh and his Beatles album is just awesome…hmm, what would the PLMTY dish be…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

there is a sense of community at these concerts now…oh those resort fees…doesn’t drink, gamble or do buffets, pa’que DJ va a Vegas…RIP Lolita…zoos aren’t great but they do have a place in conservation efforts…look, nature is ugly, deal with it…still reeling over the notion of founding fathers NOT knowing dinosaurs…DJ knows VERY little about dinosaurs…picture it, dinosaurs in powdered wigs with Cape Cod accents…awww we heart giraffes…Noah should have totally saved the unicorns…Fyre Festival round 2…ok fine we’ll cover the dumpster Fyre…Last Sodas: Brasil & Bray WyattTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva

Back to school and back to traffic…bring back the TV movies of the week…but we wanna see Zepotha…let’s make Tabasco’s a reality…mira que el HOV lane is complicated…Shopping lists, portals and passwords, oh my…DJ is going to see Bey…como jodian with the duo tang folders…now and forever, Trapper Keepers…Jansport, with or without leather bottom…Ish would be a benevolent PTA dictator…what’s YOUR favorite concert…powdered public school bathroom soap…un poco mas and DJ was on stage with Michael Buble…probiotic gummies are definitely NOT worth going to jail over…Last Sodas: Barber of Athletes & Blue BeetleTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes it’s not about reinventing the wheel, just making it tastier…combining your cultures should be a source of pride…a savory pastelito is a great departure…ok, so he’s a trained chef, cue our impostor syndrome…we need to just put in a standing order for all his pastelitos…thank God we live where we can grab his tasty treat any day at any time…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Pastelito Papi: https://pastelitopapi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our thoughts and love go out to Maui…when you’re the boss, you can’t be one of the girls/guys…Madonna would STILL be in litigation over Truth or Dare…every one of us in Miami knows someone con un carro en un canal…makes sense, even the price of coke would go up in 2023…too little to late to try and cement your place…guys, by nature psychology is the study of ALL parts of human nature…it’s almost like FL education has told the rest of the south ‘hold my beer’…purposely vague is the new thing…talk about rolling down a riverboat in Montgomery…damn pontoon party…Last Sodas: MaFe Walker & Wayne BradyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ish understands slow French…el pollo perdido…RIP Lebo, let’s please preserve his art in public spaces…& the real estate mafia continues…of course people are leaving Miami, who can afford it…not even one green space on Brickell Key…Cardi B can throw down…viejos y la loteria…RIP Paul Reubens…seriously, is news so ratings starved as to cover a car ride…dear Colombia, thank you for pan de bono…send us Buc-ee’s swag…ok, Ish is still confused about the bear in China…don’t give up your info for free, but no nude-shaming here either…seriously, Ish has no clue how to launder clothes, much less money…Last Sodas: Taylor Swift & O’Shae SibleyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miami English isn’t the same as Spanglish…yep, took someone from NC to crack this code…more people need to use ‘eat shit’…who decides what is/isn’t correct grammar…it’s about the influence, not the blending…languages evolve…of course you don’t hear your own accent…who put teachers in charge anyway…that damn Academia Real in Spain…how does a word end up in a dictionary…who says Cuban Spanish isn’t pretty enough…why don’t we have bilingual teaching…even the founding fathers didn’t want an official language…it always comes back to Sabado Gigante…we do speak in punctuation, don’t we?…at what point do we lose the language…of course Lucy Lopez should be studied…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Barrio Boyz were ahead of their time…Barbie isn’t anti-men, it’s pro-women…Ish did give Thalia consent…DJ totally created Kate McKinnon…good architecture even for the Dream House…Barbie/Toy Story multiverse…bring back the simple summer blockbuster…long live Aqua…UFOs are absolutely real…more prequels nobody asked for…late life Americana pop culture…which Wonka character are you?…rebranding at the expense of brand value…if you’re everything to everyone are you anything…not sponsored by Yeti…Last Sodas: Sinead o’Connor & Nestor CarbonellTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 years later, still the Queen of Salsa…Ish really didn’t know Angela Carrasco beat Celine Dion…peluqueria rock at its finest..why did so many white women love Julio Iglesias…pretty sure DJ is helping SUITS climb the Netflix chart…at some point isn’t cable going to be a better option than streaming…so many cheesy songs made their way into elementary school productions in the 80s…so are we all going to just put personal stuff on front street now…if you pay for the tickets, you get to take a selfie pero don’t throw the camera onstage…what early ’00 song sounds dated to you…why did we have a day and spelling obsession in song back then…birria tacos shouldn’t come out of a can that directly…Last Sodas: Miami Stadium & My Adventures with SupermanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See

Mad scientist AND Satan, talk about a combo…we love us a novela…when do we get to dance with Chayanne…soap actors are unsung heroes of acting…13 years is a helluva commitment…thanks Books & Books for the spot to record…Jim Carrey inspiring Cubanitas in Miami, who knew…love when we know the same people as guests…novelas aren’t the same as soaps…claro, que she was on Sabado Gigante...most of us would probably have croquetas fall out…Days of our Lives really should be sci-fi…can’t change the formula that got you here…Miami is all about the palanca…the ultimate app if you can control someone’s organs…only a Miami girl would compare her character to a chonga…as they say, you can take the girl outta Miami, but can’t take Miami outta the girl…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.

Toni would bring the Heat…how did we know about Z Cavariccis…Burger Beast, tell us where to get McDs cake…Dollywood heat exhaustion is just different…of course Taylor Swift boosts the economy…does Messi deserve praise before actually doing anything in Miami…either you’re having a banner year or bleeding money, can’t be both…we stand with WGA/SAG-AFTRA…let’s get to Thailand for that ultimate cheese only burger…sure, just build more expensive residences that will sit empty…welcome to Ish’s TED Talk about Barbie Movie marketing…is Prime Day an actual deal…Last Sodas: Norman Lear & Gym People Who Don’t See Headphones Are OnTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.