Pero Let Me Tell You

Reading is fundamental…how DO you pronounce ‘eponymous’?…RIP Phil Donahue…you can’t create a viral sensation, it just has to happen…it’s the last week to be demure…Lana de Rey = NYC, obviously…Cristina, icon, period…Nery is a natural blonde who loves Paris Hilton’s music…sir if your head is visibly bleeding, you need to wrap it…and now it’s time our show goes off the rails…castaño just doesn’t exist in English…Barbaros de la Semana: Gus Walz & Ana Victoria Espino de SantiagoTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pharmacist, comedian, not that different really…sometimes social media can bring good…persistence pays off…why are we unable to be on time…love when we find thing out about our guests…all roads lead to communism, even at the pharmacy…don’t be afraid to take that leap…after the chat, we found out he’s a fellow SW alum…older Cubans don’t get why they should be laughing at themselves…we may franchise a Cracker Barrel in Little Havana…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tks for filling in Andrew…happy(?) back to school…and so begins the Miami rainy season…oooo, now Ish is looking forward to the LA Olympics too…frame that track suit…near, far, wherever you are, Titanic is STILL a phenomenon…so now you just FaceTime on the clock sin pena…the time you spend costs more at Dollar Tree…do NOT come for Celia, you’ve been warned…wow, Snow White could have been an opportunity for little people…what musical is Road to Illinois…Judy really did have Liza’s hair at the end…Elsa, Edna it’s all the same…Scarlet is just awful…Miss Piggy at the 2028 Olympics needs to happen…Barbaros de la semana: Snoop Dogg & Rachel GunnTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Andrew Otazo…never go away Books & Books…almost back to school…1.5 generation, is that a thing?…phew, the Yorkie is alive…when hoarders meet…dale Pitbull stadium…RIP J Wakefield Brewery…the rise and fall of Wynwood…Little Havana turning to west Brickell is almost a hate crime…wait, horoscopes are back?!…we’re sure an asparagus would cause car crashes…don’t take a shot if you’re driving…pero pollution from WW2…so much eco-education…Barbaros de la semana: MJ Algarra & John Stephen AkhwariTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man we love having people on here funnier than us…Italian, Cuban, Miamian, all the same really…stand up needs to be honest…women ARE funny dammit…elevators are the perfect place to shame people…don’t heckle if you can’t take a heckle back…sometimes people just want to be the ones ‘to cancel’ others…user your platform to fight stigmas…domestic violence survivors deserve their voice to be heard, LOUDLY…even negative moments can be used to further your life positively…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man, so much ice chewing…shout out to Brewlihan…silence isn’t always a bad thing…can we have ONE light week…Estamos contigo Venezuela…if your humanity depends on your political dogma, you don’t have any…wait, there are influencers IN Cuba?…btw, not everything has to be about YOU…once you get an explanation AND an apology what more do you want…if even Ish found the menage a trois inappropriate then maybe it was…overall, the opening was kinda messy and looooong…except for Celine, Celine is always perfect…coño como Cuban tiene Olympians…Last Sodas: Flavor Flav & Olympian Peter NormanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ok, summer’s almost over, bring on Valentine’s Day…the holiday math makes sense in Ish’s head…Kylie could get that 6th Olympic ring in there…Torn is a cover of a cover…Darien as Zanigef would definitely have implications…why were baby costumes so big in the 80s…how do delegates work at the conventions…mira, a POC woman + a gay guy just ain’t gonna win the election…please never engage conspiracy theorists, it never ends well…guess it’s gonna be a brat autumn too…Olympic mascots are absolutely adorable…so it’s a hat and NOT a drop of blood…ay just let Celine light the torch…Last Sodas: Sharknado & Billy JoelTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dammit, just vote…wait the League of Women Voters isn’t just for ladies anymore…seriously, every time she says ‘The League’ who else is thinking ‘Justice League’…wow 100+ years in operation….empowering voters and defending democracy, we can get behind that…local elections probably count more than national ones…btw, take a shot every time DJ says he works in politics…register to vote…same 3 questions, no gotcha here…those who don’t vote, aren’t top of mind to the candidates…wow, the ladies are really showing to vote…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP Shelly, Ruth, Richard, Shannen & Bob…these are TRUE icons…damn, Dr Ruth was badass for a 4 foot tall lady…still too many takes for that scene…why DO so many Spanish words have that many syllables…detergent & trash bags are stupid things to be that expensive…we need to turn down the political temperature…you can disagree without turning on each other…ironically, it ain’t binary kids…we forgive the phoning it in this time Shakira…caballero, those Colombians saw Die Hard one too many times…bottle Alfredo still gets the job done...Last Sodas: Bob Newhart & Levar Burton’s speech on ‘Clipped’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back from Italy, DJ…congrats to Roger Borges & his hubby Eric…thanks to our guest co-hosts…not the last minute emergency anyone needs…cancel then rebook…3 biopics in a row on a plane…bring on the carbonara…European food just is better tasting…easier to find in Italy, a medianoche or crema de malanga…ok, make sure sure to get the rental car insurance…of course he meets 2 Americans from Cleveland in the middle of nowhere…did they have a Dr office in the movie hostel…again, never venture into the comments on social media... last sodas: CCW/Domino & Dr. Marvin DunnTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all have great memories of those 15s…support local theatre…it’s all about connecting with the character…comedy and music, bring it…universality in the specificity…wait, Ruben improved his line in Ant Man?!…never too late to become a comedy sensation…talent is first, but damn if costumes aren’t vital…los 15s really do have an ebb and flow…if we still laugh after seeing things multiple times, that’s just comedy…don’t miss this play mi gente!!!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603My Sweet 15 Show Tickets: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36713/production/1205863 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for co-hosting Lucy…from White House to Pero Let Me Tell You…how do we get rid of impostor syndrome…Laughs in Spanish was a blast…ok, so now we have a budget savings in FL, where’s it going?…why bother with context if it gets in the way of your narrative…we nominate Lucy for FL community art director…btw, thanks Migas for letting us record…always a damn heat warning…tremendous stick of water…not a mango shortage…Marcello is clearly making his mark on some of those skits…la pobre Marilyn Monroe…today’s lesson: don’t be a lazy hater…of COURSE it’s called the Santeria corner…please have a sense of humor…Last sodas: FX’s The Bear and Max’s My Adventures with SupermanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Alex Miranda…and welcome to Needles aka Lil’ Pound Cake…we’re just two Miami boys…Alex hosts at Hard Rock, Ish at a retirement community…the dog show was a hoot…WWAD…Needles is a hisser…3 times to crown a beauty queen is too much…again we explain the cafetorium…Needles still hasn’t replied about her queerness…Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month...thank you Alex for sharing your mental health journey with us…destigmatize mental health struggles…yo Elon, we ain’t buying it from Nick Cannon & we ain’t buying it from you…once more, Twitter is a cesspool…deleting and downloading IG daily is a commitment…caballero, Alex really did do a death drop…Last Milkshakes: Charli XCX’s ‘Brat’ & Lynda Carter’s ‘Pink Slip Lollipop’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.florida

Seriously, 3 aliases = tax evasion…he definitely doesn’t give off HR vibes…follow your passions, don’t let age tell you otherwise…building a wrestling character that popular, that quickly is talent…despite his story, trust us that pan con bistec was GREAT…the family that wrestles together…the glory days of WWE…let’s remember Men’s Mental Health even after June…leap outside your comfort zone always…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back David Ulloa…yeah, Ish isn’t one to do research or keep records…seriously, check out Shiver podcast if you like horror…school’s out, kinda anyway...RIP Donald Sutherland…we have all the movie stars gone…of course the Canadian was in Miami…has fear mongering ever worked…Ana Navarro is a friend of the pod without knowing she is…is there effectivity in equating people to capital D, devil…what an interesting mantle display…how would one go about arguing with a yacht…soooo yacht rock is just easy listening…nope, we don’t feel bad for Justin Timberlake…nobody’s perfect but with ride share these days, no excuse…Last Milkshakes: Beaker & Grey and Gino at the Arsht CenterTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-kitchen/recipes/beverages/pina-colada-milkshak

Let’s get Iris and Charytin on this show…what do we think of Ish’s Britney impression…dile no a la pirateria…which vedette played the violin…at what age does the weather become all consuming for parents…sometimes, you’re just a natural like Sofia Vergara…la friolenta y la deshydratada together at last…do Maxxinistas really require body cams…underwear and shampoo is a very specific type of bougie…the Dodgers and imminent domain…sometimes justice is delayed, but it should never be incomplete…damn a 3 alarm fire after 25 years…la gente estan del carajo with anger lately…Beavis, our fave pyromaniac…sometimes corporations do good, for their own reasons, but still…Detroit does have a vibe…we should all age in decades like Meryl Streep…Last Milkshakes: The Anti-Chef & RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https

Damn, talk about being focused…family support is everything…claro que Abuela believes in him…the show has now laster longer than COVID…if you don’t have a lane, make your own…political science does sort inform even lifestyle news, huh?…crazy there’s so many firsts in 2024…opening a restaurant on top of everything else is the epitome of busy…diversify, diversify, diversify….Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks again for Darwin & Martha…da Bomb is just plain wrong…maybe jingles can make people happier…so begins the Marla Gibbs flower giving…bro, seriously Fresco can you at least have two lanes open…why so much JLo hate…many things can be said of Ms Lopez, but that she can’t dance isn’t one of them…never apologize for a harmless joke online…also never visit the comments section…Prince then and Prince now…not everything from nostalgia ages well..Last Milkshakes: Cyndi Lauper & Celia Cruz’s live albumTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-kitchen/recipes/beverages/strawberry-shortcake-milkshake.stml Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Because we’re insane, we take the Hot Ones Challenge…thanks Darwin for hosting us on our milestone ep…caballero, there is NO reason to try Da Bomb…here’s to 300 more episodes, mas o menosTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We LOVE local theatre…Summer Shorts is back again at the Arsht…time to Flip the Script with the 27th year of Summer Shorts…give those local playwrights a voice…fine, we’ll let in people outside South Florida…give us alliterations AND rhymes…Ish will volunteer for practically anything around the arts…seeing our stories is a good thing…ufff that 2Pac musical was rough…several 10 minute plays is a bargain…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603City Theatre: https://www.citytheatre.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.