Pero Let Me Tell You

Sometimes it’s not about reinventing the wheel, just making it tastier…combining your cultures should be a source of pride…a savory pastelito is a great departure…ok, so he’s a trained chef, cue our impostor syndrome…we need to just put in a standing order for all his pastelitos…thank God we live where we can grab his tasty treat any day at any time…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Pastelito Papi: https://pastelitopapi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our thoughts and love go out to Maui…when you’re the boss, you can’t be one of the girls/guys…Madonna would STILL be in litigation over Truth or Dare…every one of us in Miami knows someone con un carro en un canal…makes sense, even the price of coke would go up in 2023…too little to late to try and cement your place…guys, by nature psychology is the study of ALL parts of human nature…it’s almost like FL education has told the rest of the south ‘hold my beer’…purposely vague is the new thing…talk about rolling down a riverboat in Montgomery…damn pontoon party…Last Sodas: MaFe Walker & Wayne BradyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ish understands slow French…el pollo perdido…RIP Lebo, let’s please preserve his art in public spaces…& the real estate mafia continues…of course people are leaving Miami, who can afford it…not even one green space on Brickell Key…Cardi B can throw down…viejos y la loteria…RIP Paul Reubens…seriously, is news so ratings starved as to cover a car ride…dear Colombia, thank you for pan de bono…send us Buc-ee’s swag…ok, Ish is still confused about the bear in China…don’t give up your info for free, but no nude-shaming here either…seriously, Ish has no clue how to launder clothes, much less money…Last Sodas: Taylor Swift & O’Shae SibleyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miami English isn’t the same as Spanglish…yep, took someone from NC to crack this code…more people need to use ‘eat shit’…who decides what is/isn’t correct grammar…it’s about the influence, not the blending…languages evolve…of course you don’t hear your own accent…who put teachers in charge anyway…that damn Academia Real in Spain…how does a word end up in a dictionary…who says Cuban Spanish isn’t pretty enough…why don’t we have bilingual teaching…even the founding fathers didn’t want an official language…it always comes back to Sabado Gigante…we do speak in punctuation, don’t we?…at what point do we lose the language…of course Lucy Lopez should be studied…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Barrio Boyz were ahead of their time…Barbie isn’t anti-men, it’s pro-women…Ish did give Thalia consent…DJ totally created Kate McKinnon…good architecture even for the Dream House…Barbie/Toy Story multiverse…bring back the simple summer blockbuster…long live Aqua…UFOs are absolutely real…more prequels nobody asked for…late life Americana pop culture…which Wonka character are you?…rebranding at the expense of brand value…if you’re everything to everyone are you anything…not sponsored by Yeti…Last Sodas: Sinead o’Connor & Nestor CarbonellTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 years later, still the Queen of Salsa…Ish really didn’t know Angela Carrasco beat Celine Dion…peluqueria rock at its finest..why did so many white women love Julio Iglesias…pretty sure DJ is helping SUITS climb the Netflix chart…at some point isn’t cable going to be a better option than streaming…so many cheesy songs made their way into elementary school productions in the 80s…so are we all going to just put personal stuff on front street now…if you pay for the tickets, you get to take a selfie pero don’t throw the camera onstage…what early ’00 song sounds dated to you…why did we have a day and spelling obsession in song back then…birria tacos shouldn’t come out of a can that directly…Last Sodas: Miami Stadium & My Adventures with SupermanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See

Mad scientist AND Satan, talk about a combo…we love us a novela…when do we get to dance with Chayanne…soap actors are unsung heroes of acting…13 years is a helluva commitment…thanks Books & Books for the spot to record…Jim Carrey inspiring Cubanitas in Miami, who knew…love when we know the same people as guests…novelas aren’t the same as soaps…claro, que she was on Sabado Gigante...most of us would probably have croquetas fall out…Days of our Lives really should be sci-fi…can’t change the formula that got you here…Miami is all about the palanca…the ultimate app if you can control someone’s organs…only a Miami girl would compare her character to a chonga…as they say, you can take the girl outta Miami, but can’t take Miami outta the girl…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.

Toni would bring the Heat…how did we know about Z Cavariccis…Burger Beast, tell us where to get McDs cake…Dollywood heat exhaustion is just different…of course Taylor Swift boosts the economy…does Messi deserve praise before actually doing anything in Miami…either you’re having a banner year or bleeding money, can’t be both…we stand with WGA/SAG-AFTRA…let’s get to Thailand for that ultimate cheese only burger…sure, just build more expensive residences that will sit empty…welcome to Ish’s TED Talk about Barbie Movie marketing…is Prime Day an actual deal…Last Sodas: Norman Lear & Gym People Who Don’t See Headphones Are OnTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all have a fave Tetris piece…Wordle may be our quickest topic discussion ever…fine, Russia gave us fun hats…mira como DJ habla French…bring on the Threads…please don’t go all Twitter toxic…look at us repurposing Royal Dansk again…bring back MySpace…Ish half naked eating French food? Why not…hey Door Dash guy, tip isn’t required…also, we’re not tipping you if we did all the work…Pink will totally kick your ass if you try her…finally, the Beyhive has a purpose…remember kids, the 1st amendment works both ways…seriously, for DJ’s birthday we need to do a cake-off, how should we got about it…donuts are DJs kryptonite…Last Sodas: Netflix’s WHAM documentary & MagicWithThomas on IGTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep’s a little different, WE GET INTERVIEWED…tks for having us on Inside South Florida…we love giving a BTS peek…Jason, need to have you on to interview YOU…crank it out like cheap sausage, our fave saying for the ages…glad the precogs found work…man, our journey has been an interesting one…of course want to have the Estefans…we always shout out our boy Burger Beast…join Brock and Ronald on Pero Let Me Tell You…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy 4th of July…ahhh Billboard Live…and now we know even Madonna can’t beat a fever…The Idol, more like the I-Dull…please don’t deface historical monuments or at least don’t post it on IG…just so long as you don’t lose the house…seriously, what WAS DJ going to do with all those cruise ship items…you always know quien es quien cuando las cosas no suman...sadly, all things being equal isn’t the case…if we’re doing away with ‘advantages’ then let’s do away with all of them…who knew 7th heaven was so fantastically bad…sometimes we just need casts of shows to keep up the facade for us…Last Sodas: Wilson Cruz & Pepsi’s ColachupTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The week back from vacay is super depressing…electronics apparently don’t like the sun…happy birthday Lincoln…what is it about the Titanic…based on the amount of social media opinions, OceanGate was an appropriate name…media coverage isn’t the fault of the victims…the Lusitania…bye-bye Archetypes…said it before, say it again, creating a podcast isn’t easy…just because you can say something doesn’t mean you have something to say…wow look at us agreeing with Mayor Postalita…you can’t cover someone by only talking about someone else…what’s your favorite fruit…so many fruits just sound better in Spanish…why don’t cubans differ between lime and lemon…Last Sodas: Ted Lasso & Michaela Jae Rodriguez…welcome back, Tristan…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflori Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat

Few world events have happened since our last chat…is there too much news…everything is important, nothing is…305 Day, bringing people together…Boris & Wendy, sitting in a tree…as we say, for Cubans, all roads lead back to communism…generational trauma is the gift that keeps on giving…never confuse a Hialeah boy for a Westchester boy…hmmm, wonder which of our wing flavors would be his favorite…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=2660 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ooops, wrong episode number…just listen to the relaxing sounds behind us…Ish loves him a crop top…summer is officially begun…growing up, beach snacks are essential…DJ is all about easy beach access…time for our annual friend trip, but that’s not the norm for us growing up…los tickets estan muy caros...if you can travel to see a performer vs seeing them at home, things aren’t normal…down with Ticketmaster…Ace of Base should have been bigger than they were…bring on Aqua…tsk Andrew for the thesis on how you can’t ignore Cuban Americans and then wonder why they don’t flock to you…love that China is amazed by ‘white people food’ so much that it’s become a meme for them…mmm compote…Last Sodas: Survivors of Colombian plan crash & Phil JimenezTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycFL Dairy Fa

This is our loopiest ep yet…let’s go Heat…maybe Ish could join a chorus…we saw the future of Grimace…Canadians narrating orange juice…can you name other Canadians people forget are Canadian…say it together, Dermot Mulroney…but DON’T say Ibitha…Duggars are so hypocritical they can’t even see their own hypocrisy…you have the kids, YOU take care of them…seriously though DJ is on fire today (sorry NYC)…marrying AI has so many questions…Jetsons or Flintstones…did dinosaurs make it to Cuba…Last Sodas: Pueblito Viejo & Sweet Melody ice creamTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycFL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

At this point the Arsht is becoming a 2nd home…welcome to the show Lolita, Ariel & Ivan…love hometown talent telling unique stories…seriously, don’t they all sound scary?…the chemistry with these 3 was GREAT…ultimately it’s all about community building…hey, Ish got to use some SMASH knowledge…8 shows for the price of one is tremendo bargain…seriously, tween girls are terrifying…once again, Vanessa Garcia steps up to the plate…hmmm, maybe we should do a mini series with these 3…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let’s go Heat…basketball really is a nail biter…sometimes Ish is right about things…did cag make it out of Miami…ufff, nobody could have seen the Jared thing coming…seriously, that doc is beyond disturbing…and here’s DJ’s ranking of fave subs…pffft PB&J is the best…seriously though, Ish may have a cordon bleu problem…Happy Pride y’all…kudos to Looney Tunes & Nascar for the allyship…veterans absolutely do deserve a month of recognition, and they have it in May…oh Joe Carollo, $60M is ALOT of croquetas…local government should never be ignored…there’s LOTS of history about Grimace…sure we’re fair-weather fans, but we’re there when it counts…Last Sodas: The Real Chico 305 & Harvey GuillenTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jea

RIP Tina Turner…seriously, flying Tina at 60 was quite the sight…thanks for the invite Cuba Nostalgia…yeah, the red button is usually important…finally our accent has been studied…the perils of being bilingual…a quinces & a debutante ball are the same, but not…going back to flip phones…let’s face it social media is NOT conducive to mental health…the Janet album was a classic then & a classic 30 years later…it’s not easy being an ally…if you’re offended by a shirt, we can’t help you…seriously though, hourly employees aren’t there to be abused…look inward and clean your own house before going after someone else’s…Last Sodas: Sesame Street & Real World: MiamiTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc

Leguizamo AND Cribs, of course we had to have him on our show…touring the country to talk to Latinos, this better be a 24 part series…he put his money where his mouth is…NGL definitely has the pulse on what it means to be Latin in 2023 and beyond…say it again, we aren’t a monolith…checking a box isn’t a fully representative strategy…Raul Julia is the epitome of under appreciated icon…Bodega de Pasion is flipping hilarious…we love us an Emmy AND Tony nominee…Leguizamo should do all of America…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back from LA and freezing…we really do have a west coast family…same photo shoot, different results…we do love our Paula Abdul…guest hosts are some of the most fun…Colombia, land of Shakira, Juanes & Sofia Vergara…en Barranquilla me quedo…LatAm, same but different as Miami…George Santos would probably use the ACLU drag queen fund…he really doesn’t ever get ‘caught’ does he…RIP MTv News…Rock the Vote was a total game changer…legit, we will MC your 15s for just some rice pilaf and chicken cordon bleu…let’s go Heat…we could totally host a new Sabado Gigante…Last Soda: Colombia, Yum Yum Foodie, Alexis BorgesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.