Pero Let Me Tell You

Who says we’re not in the Matrix…all of 2020 is a glitch…Mulan is only the beginning, welcome to the pandemic New Mutants…blech, prequels are so unnecessary…too much IMAX…nope, not gonna argue with someone who could ‘accidentally’ knick my throat...maybe we should go to a quinces with Marco Rubio…sabes que? Everybody comunista, y ya!…foam party…Be Best is well known by who exactly…ugh, all politicians are the worst…now we gotta deal with islamaphobes tambien, no jodas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVisit Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com and use promo code PERO20 for 20% off and free shipping! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

La Gloria de Estefan…bring on la mesa roja…it’s a post WAP world, deal with it…if we all learned to laugh at ourselves like Cardi B, estariamos mejor…those damn mujeres con ambicion…who knew where you vacation would be a campaign sticking point…maybe all Law & Order characters, big or small, have an entire back story…just cuz we’re latino, it’s not ALL we are…just opening your mind can let you be educated…Guillermo Diaz was totally freeing Britney way back when…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVisit Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com and use promo code PERO20 for 20% off and free shipping! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yay CBS Sunday Morning is back…there’s aging gracefully and then there’s trying to fool yourself to reality…just cuz she’s no saint, doesn’t mean Ellen is the devil…never tell anyone how to be more of what they are…know your rights, renters…ya tu sabes, Abuelas with smartphones…Who’s the Boss 2.0, finally some good news in 2020…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBig thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring our ep! Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up at: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/Visit Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com and use promo code PERO20 for 20% off and free shipping! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, no that’s not what causes those things…true guaperia knows no age limits…so decide, is it real or not cuz ya can’t have it both ways…not all Drs are created equal…the one time vegetarians have saved people…justice for Glitter indeed..sexual Stockholm syndrome is just kidnapping guys…RIP Regis…should we start a hashtag to get us on Dancing with the Stars…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com, promo code PERO20 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donuts, yummmm….ay como joden los vegans…almost as much as Karens…Impossible doesn’t equal vegan, bueno usually…oh entitlement, mira que you love the US…O Canada…representation will always be important…the best way to represent is with a laugh…follow your dreams, it’s always the best way to go…we’re all about name props…sorry for the marketing corner…seriously, maybe we can be on Exalton…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please bring back theme songs, even if just for 2020…sitcom hostage episodes were an odd staple…just when we thought food was off limits…just think before you act, is all…is an apology after punishment contrite…apparently WayFair has just what everyone needs…is COVID over yet?…wow, the Heifer Corporation KEEPS coming up…dejen de comer mierda con el telefono while driving people…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

COVID, COVID everywhere…jamming a swab up your own nose gives ya perspective…we’ll always need a Little Havana…immigrants, we get the job done…seriously how did we not ALREADY have a Walter Mercado documentary…let’s face it, we should all just wear capes nowadays…gender fluid before it was even a term…sometimes you need to take a chance on yourself…no lie, watch Dolphin Lover…man, we do love It’s A Living…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe just don’t go around suing 17 year olds without basis…ok, maybe Sophia was a bit racist but not Rose…at the end of the day, we still believe in this country…anchoring a major network newscast, dale que tu puedes…look at us cross connecting our guests…maybe one day we’ll interview a First Lady…never take the press for granted…is there even a pop diva whose songs we can’t make into sentences…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vitamin D deficiency and surplus…es verdad, just be shirtless…whatever, bring on the aliens already…is there an expectation of privacy in public…carajo, ponte la mascara…these times call for more Mae West…it’s all about taking control of your story…bring yourself to every role and it becomes so much more…Dania was seriously the sweetest…ooooo Mae West AND Eartha Kitt, it IS Pride…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to learn about Juneteenth…slowly but surely we’re getting to democracy for everyone…yeah, we absolutely know which Britney statues should go where…oh, but we love and hate our Cuban people…the time is definitely now for these discussions…the media should be held accountable for representation…dear executives, trying something once for a week does not a case study make…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBrown & Black Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/brown-black/id1499382805Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nelly Furtado and a delicious caldero of frijoles negro…since when has this country ever celebrated losing…seriously, let’s get a Dolly flag going…sometimes you just gotta break it down to basics…mira que los racistas son metidos…taking tragedy and adding comedy is never easy…seriously, Chris’ mom is beyond adorable…specific = relatable…never stop telling our stories…performing for a silent audience is just bizarre…Ish & Chris watching Lifetime movies together would cause a flood of tears…gasless and fizzy sodas coming up…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comScattered Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/scattered/id1483117984Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s just Ish for this mini-sode…dang technology making us lose our IG Live episode…we have to continue having conversations about social injustice and racism…special thanks to our guests Danell Leyva and Louis Aguirre…if you’ve been wanting to get one of our shirts, now your purchase will help donate to the NAACP…always be anti-racism…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Together after Corona…let’s face it, Willy Wonka was all about setting examples…finally, Kmart has people…heart attack vs indigestion…don’t be a Central Park Karen…acknowledge other people’s experiences…#georgefloyd…quien llama la policia on a party…maybe if Quibi aired It’s a Living…the perfect buttercreamTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cuban Guys is the bomb…pick anything on the menu, it’s all delicious…love that we can finally hear what you guys think about us…interviews are kinda like our children, they’re all our favorites for different reasons…Becky with the good hair, in jail…he should be Hitachi 96….90s/00s pop has always been the best…Darien’s mom on Rupaul Drag Race, make it so…ugh, Kardashians again…maybe we should interview each other…gypsies, tramps & ho’s should be a songTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mango surplus is a real thing…mmm guayana frita…caballero, where does 13k lbs of trash even come from…yep, 11 lbs of Greek yogurt and 7 dozen eggs…wow, the anti-vaxxers aren’t just hippies anymore…sometimes a protest doesn’t end as intended…gym time has to change…yeah, we love Fuller House and what…hey Tristan…jogging while black shouldn’t be an executable offense…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s so much better when we see each other…don’t come for my bees dammit…preying mantises are our only hope…no y ahora frio tambien...doing the right thing shouldn’t come with jail time…why so much protesting…let’s bake MORE bread...snakes like traveling, too…bueno, when you’ve always been old…from police officer to DJ, of course…wow, pranking two horrible dictators = GOALS…always strive to be the best representation possible…RIP Don Shula and thank you…happy Mother’s Day!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seguimos con la quarentena…ugh, participation ribbon BS…by its nature positivity can’t be negative…high-rise building communism…literature is so important…Easy V doesn’t come for free…when you dream something, make it happen…seriously, you NEED to watch What We Do In The Shadows…stealing a scene from a vampire ain’t easy...success is about knowing when to take your shot…way to go Mattel…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comWhat We Do In The Shadows: https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/what-we-do-in-the-shadows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, tapate la boca…como se quejan la gente caballero…protest all you want, but despues no te pongas a joder…c’mon, it’s the perfect time to remodel…it only took a pandemic for her schedule to free up…4 cousins is practically a nuclear family for Cubans… los sacrificios is what motivates the children of immigrants most…she really is like una Caro Burnett…she’s all our abuelas because it’s her Abuelo…guys, you need to see Misu Queen…we ALL love Marta Darby…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.comJenny Lorenzo: http://www.jennylorenzo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A cocinar se ha dicho…Mac and cheese gastronomy…seriously The Baker and the Beauty is bien cute…as we say, it’s about the nuances, especially when it comes to pastelitos…look, just give a little cariño to geography is all we’re saying…we love our girl Lucy so hard…everybody’s Zoomin’…don’t forget who is really the community…sip vs gulp, it’s very telling…es verdad, Miami really does come together…never forget to ground yourself…seriously, how are we just now giving the Estefan’s a last soda…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some things you CAN’T blame on La Corona…seriously, how is it days go so quick but we don’t know which is which…they truly were a Modern Family…we should all be as sexy and funny as Sofia Vergara…piensen antes de hablar, people…fill out the Census caballero…pero pesto viene deeds la Constitution??…we all need resources…seriously, ya estan en la casa…give in any way you can, trust us it matters…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com305 Masks: https://www.305masks.comUS Census: https://www.census.gov Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.