Pero Let Me Tell You

Ep 47. Pero…it’s 2019 and we’re back with Season 2!So much to catch up on, even if we saw each other last week…quick poll, who prefers DJ with short hair…seriously, Gaga your enigma isn’t that mysterious…what happens in Vegas gets posted on our IG…be angry but don’t pretend to be surprised by R Kelly’s antics…don’t pretend you didn’t love seeing all those entitled brats get suckered on a Caribbean island…Madge even influences our use of curse words, apparently…sometimes finding the last soda isn’t as easy as you’d think…don’t forget to be one of the first three to send us the secret word via DM…End Song: “Do What You Want” by Lady Gaga ft R Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you all for your love this year and tuning in to hear the rants of two lifelong friends. Hope you have a great holiday full of family, love and all the best! Happy 2019 a todos!P.S. – we’ll only be gone for 2 weeks….promise :-)Intro Song: “Feliz Navidad” by CharoEnd Song: “Burrito Sabanero (remix)” by DJ Laz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yo, CBS Sunday Morning, sponsor us already…send us emails people…anybody with Expose connections, hook some brothers up…frankly, the Academy should just ask us to host the Oscars…who better for year-end guests…there’s a Hialeah in every country…latinos, not known for subtlety…shout out Vicky Bakery…we tried, but words don’t really capture Hialeah…check out Love & Hostages….for the last time, South Beach is NOT Miami…PALO is one of the best live acts in South Florida…Sabado Gigante, gone but not forgotten…even Olympians are on the show…no matter how old, you never lose the ‘ito’…authenticity always shines through…we do genuinely love ALL our guests…RIP Rosa Maria PlasenciaEnd Song: “Into the Night” Benny MardonesHialeah the Series: https://www.facebook.com/HialeahSeries/Adopted by Aliens: https://igg.me/at/AdoptedByAliens/x/19004233Love & Hostages: Available to stream on Amazon Prime, iTunes, Google Play and Roku TVThe Fallen Patriots Fund: http://www.fallenpatriotfund.org/Amigos for Kids: https://amig

Thanks for the Christmas tree shortage, Amazon…at least our 100th should have cidra…RIP President Bush…bad decisions don’t make a bad person…context is everything…she’s literally leaning in for the damn kiss…during these holidays, make sure to eat ALL the bacon and lechon…We agree, no boots in Dallas or Miami until it’s at least below 75 degrees…still wearing our geek on our sleeve…can’t out train your diet, especially during the holidays…so often things are in the works without us knowing it…social media, where benefit meets tragedy daily…Kevin, you’re an honorary Latino as far as we’re concerned…food really is the great connector… we’re now officially one degree from Oprah…choices, people, choices…End Song: “Physical” by Olivia Newton-John & Jane LynchFit Men Cook: https://fitmencook.comHabitat for Humanity: https://www.habitat.orgBRC: http://www.brc.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Give JLove some love…llegaron las navidad…coquito is way better than egg nog…should we buy a vaquita…nothing says Merry Christmas like Gilead trees…kiss who you want, within reason, of course…double Beckham pop kiss…Chicago and Hialeah, more similar than you’d imagine…know where you’re from, know where you’re going…ideas are great, but the details make it come to life…an island full of contradictions…is there anything “Friends” can’t do…both and neither simultaneously…damn age restrictions…ugh, poverty porn…yummy, a McFrita’s…#lechonlifeCubaOne Foundation: www.cubaone.orgEveryday Ambassador: www.everydayambassador.orgGuardian Ad Litem: http://guardianadlitem.org/The Hero Initiative: https://www.heroinitiative.org/End Song: “Let Your Head Go” by Victoria Beckham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Japi Sangibing…so long as the food is yummy, nothing else matters…Indians & Pilgrims celebrated a massacre with pie & whipped cream…secret origins can be disappointing at times…Always with the real Havana Club…the Pero Happy Hour…double trouble when chatting with twins…cigars and café con leche are on most Cuban baby registries…damn right grown and sexy…evolving even after death…pretty sure most of our listeners argue with us each week…never be afraid to be the first…Latinos come in all shades…despite loving Celia Cruz, don’t “Celia Cruz” anyone…ya esta Bueno ya…blackface in 2018 caballero…more than anything we’re thankful for all of you!End Song: “The Jeffersons” themeTres Lindas Cubanas: http://www.treslindascubanascigars.com/Afro Latinos Professionals Group: https://www.facebook.com/AfroLatinoProfessionals/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep is a bit long, but worth it…Xuxa and Lady Marmalade, perfect combo…Glitter, the product and the album, show up when you least expect them…when we’re upset over new versions of Monopoly, the terrorists have won…thanks for white nonsense, Mommas and Merlot…check out our Gamer Comic Expo coverage on YouTube…Cocaine cowboys, you know those were fast horses…when lies come true, are they still lies…no lie, growing up Ish thought marimberos were a type of musician…trickle down works when narcotics are flowing…in Florida, true crime was hot before it was hot…nobody cares until you step on their corn…Miami Vice was basically a fictionalized documentary…yeah, Hispanics were even part of Watergate…”because Miami” may just be our new tagline…can’t wait to see “Screwball”…End Song: “Amazing Spider-Man theme”GeekBro: http://www.geekbro.net/Billy Corben: http://www.rakontur.com/cocaine-cowboys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shootings shouldn’t be the new normal…even sans Posh, Girl Power makes everything better…if only Prince had run for office…always choose half full, total people are still gonna be comemierdas..Start book clubs mi gente…60 people is an intimate family by Hispanic standards…where would you leave a loved ones ashes…sign of a good writer? Being able to write about somewhere without being there…it’s never easy to write about yourself…seriously, watch One Day at a Time…never give up a chance to quote Legally Blonde…this is quite the quote heavy episode…ya sabes, be professional…ebook vs physical book…we always miss our loved ones…End Song: “40 y 20” by Jose JoseGeekBro: http://www.geekbro.net/Chanel Cleeton: http://www.chanelcleeton.com/Gamer Comic Expo: https://www.gamercomicexpo.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 voices at once…Stephanie’s jingle jangle bracelet is almost a lullaby…sometimes you choose podcasting, sometimes podcasting chooses you…Spice Up ALL our lives…ha, they think we’re structured…sometimes you get pastelitos, sometimes you get meats & cheeses…burlap is the modern event planner’s soul killer…btw kids, you can now find us on the Geek Bro network…if you don’t love Maleficent, you can’t sit with us…stop the white nonsense, brag boards aren’t a bad thing…Broadway bonding…even in Miami, winter is coming…Beyonce, really not even Solange…this week’s last soda totally devolved thanks to wine…End Song: Once Upon a Dream (From “Maleficent”/Young Ruffian Remix) by Lana del ReyGeek Bro: http://www.geekbro.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Halloween…lo que no seas offensive with your costume…we miss the Vengabus…yes we’re all immigrants, but what’s the line…We may start asking all guests to cook for us…chefs who eat fast food are kinda our fave people…chicken corden bleu is from the gods…Judge Judy could replace Chef Emeril…lately Ish cries with sooooo many of our guests…at 10 years old we could barely make sandwiches…always aim to be someone’s inspiration…what’s on your list…don’t make people cry while clubbing…balls vs bites…we swear this episode is NOT sponsored by McDonald’s…Chef Chris Valdes: https://www.chefchrisvaldes.com/End Song: River Deep, Mountain High by Tina Turner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I could be your Yoko Ono…we’re part of the GeekBro network, caballero…tremenda calenture nos espera…do what you can, even if you own a hypocritical car…ugh, salad is never anyone’s first choice…our first Tony nominee…tios & tias always help out…you can be a rebel and a good girl…again, she does know the difference between Spanish and Latin…you guys, she loves us like hell…we should all be corny in life…we miss music stores…croquetas, pastelitos, empanadas, damelo TODO…how would a babalao empanada taste…we will find our guest’s delightfully embarrassing moments…freestyle music for life…there’s no wrong way to make art…End Song: “Over & Over” by Pajama Party“The Horror of Dolores Roach” podcast: https://www.gimletmedia.com/dolores-roach“Miss You Like Hell” cast album: http://smarturl.it/missyoulikehllGeekBro Network: http://www.geekbro.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy early birthday DJ…Manny Manuel or Princes Diana…Kanye is the topic that keeps on giving…connecting ourselves to a breakdown…never leave us American cheese…Less than a minute & we use the wrong name…hate all you want, the law’s on my side…equality is bi, partisan that is…we hate working, but should still be protected there…PSA: don’t out people, it’s their declaration to make…oh vegans, we don’t get it…Caitlin Jenner, the trans community’s problematic step forward…No Vote No Voice…now taking suggestions for Spanish version of woke…ugh, we’re the worst hosts…I think we’ve found our new booking agent...the best fundraisers are a party with open bar…please somebody, come as Bianca Jagger on a horse…USE PROMO CODE “PERO” FOR A DISCOUNT ON THE SAVE HALLOWEEN TICKETS!www.savehalloweenball.orgSAVE: http://www.save.lgbt/Arianna’s Center: https://www.ariannas-center.org/End Song: ‘Happy Days’ theme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Perfection isn’t reality, people…awkward Megyn Kelly is the best Megyn Kelly…now I want Rumer, Tallulah & Scout to be a girl group…can we interest you in some Herbalife…between the 3 of us, there’s mispronounced names to go around…quick, trademark wifeager…Jody Watley finally makes an appearance on the show…siblings should NOT sing about carnal desires…it’s our first Emmy award winning guest…poor Justin Guarini…ugh, now we’re name droppers…nothing better than filming in an open grocery store…always bring your own wigs…always start your day with maniacal laughter…Trico Tri - Happy Halloween: https://www.tricotri.tv/Bodega de Pasion: https://www.facebook.com/EOPComedyShow/videos/310330869540213/End Song: Mister Don’t Touch the Banana by Willy Chirino Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s not so bad to be co-host married…for the record, this was recorded before the Kavanaugh hearing…oh Stormy…saying “woke” in the present tense is just bad grammar…to clarify, Anita Baker was not on Capitol Hill…guarantee no other podcast quoted “The Legend of Billie Jean” today…apologies in advance to anyone misquoted in our high school yearbook…all extremes are bad…sometimes people can change…prevention is ideal…doesn’t it always come back to trust…listen beyond the surface…sometimes kids can teach the adults…paying it forward is real and it works…the dark side of technology…welcome back 80’s pop cultureChristian Piciolini TED Talk link: https://bit.ly/2xXR0SYFree Radicals Project link: www.freeradicals.org End Song: Vibeology by Paula Abdul Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Start as a country song & you’ll be ok…ugh, stupid Whitman’s Sampler…if you can do a tour of donuts, go for it…yo quiero Taco Bell, pero not in Spanish…Acthung, McDs…Salt Bae leaving a bad taste in Hispanic mouths…what cut of meat would Pia Zadora reserve…never forget the plight of Venezuela…Betty White is a national treasure…awards shows are the ultimate guilty pleasure…#likeitornotRitashappening…apparently we’re now watching Big Brother…again, not above asking for help getting Juan Pablo diPace on our show…be a proud fattie…Santa could be part of Game of Thrones, just no sex scenes…End Song: Hot Right Now by DJ Fresh ft Rita Ora Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hip hop has fans of many walks of life…gondolas aren’t optimal for losing ones virginity…Colin Kaepernick could have been part of NSync…dismissive motions could be fun…kneel, stand, sit, estamos pero que una misa Catolica…ugly is ugly, period…if you’re in South Florida, you need to visit El Dorado furniture…shout out to Cubalseros…feel yourself and feel good, even if you are tacky…novela or telenovela…quicksand and piranhas, the biggest fears of the 80s…Angelina Jolie totally ripped off Brenda from MariMar…long live Soraya…End Song: La Vie Boheme fr RENT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sitcoms and their abandoned stories…you never forget your first, even if it’s less than great…tell us what you’re doing while you listen to us…hey there AmsterDAMN…are there levels of apology…blaming the dead doesn’t really help your case…don’t Sharknado shame…we may not even subscribe to beliefs…tongue twister fatigue…”I tell it like it is” really is just code for obnoxious…pick battles, not scars…always bring you’re a game, kids…gangarias are a way of life…End Song: I Knew You Were Waiting by Aretha Franklin & George Michael Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everybody be fluidly fluid…we’ve still got a croquet hangover…RIP Senator McCain…anyone who’s read comics knows heroes sometimes do get caught, but they always win the day…not to sound trite, but thank you to all our service men and women…making abuelas happy, one Spanish lesson at a time…nobody should aspire to be mono anything…there’s always a first time to talk about ourselves…Miami, de todo un poco…esta bien Miramar, we’ll let you in…who doesn’t like Happy Meals…never forget Trina…shout out to Churchill’s Pub…freestyle forever…never let your job drain your life force…damn inflated FED…mas tarde o mas temprano, it’s all about Kim K’s sex tape…enough with the sombrillas in the Gables…the water at the beach should stop at the shore…End Song: Asere Q Bola by Jacob Forever Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Toto, who knew…say hi at Croquetapalooza…who says what is good or bad on social media…maybe the Westboro Baptist Church just needs a hug…no shade, but you know if you need two seats…guilty pleaures are the best kind…don’t even get us started on marimbas and multi-colored nipples…Ish is really bad with dates…seriously, she could not have been dressed any cuter if she’s tried…if in Miami get thee to Islas Canarias for the BEST croquetas…we’d all like to live 4 blocks from work…Martha of Miami knows everybody, doesn’t she…music sets the mood everywhere…croqueta tongue twister…branded epi-pens would be a great thing…que rico, un mango smoothie…it’s a subtle accent to us, but we ain’t deaf…hi Chef Adrienne and Chef Michelle Bernstein…never fails, DJ likes a dish, bid it farewell…End Song: Symmertry of Two Hearts by Bright Light Bright Light Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tapestry probably IS still on the Billboard charts…cuddle up with us, after dark…seriously it was like monsoon season…who else remembers Gap 90s fragrances…ay, Omarosa…it takes a special type of person to be mean to Savannah Guthrie…I’ve been in escape rooms that were more secure than the Situation Room, apparently…we’re basically just an Abbott & Costello routine…yep, the blueberry cake donut incident…certain things were ok in 1983… sometimes limits are inspiring…who’s your Macario…guy in the alley, agent or mugger…if it doesn’t exist, make it…embrace without forgetting…terror a lo Cubano, totally trademarking it…genre films shouldn’t know geographic boundaries…side note, guys Havana Nights was LOTS of fun…bilingual productions are already here… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.