Bully The Internet

[TWO HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] HAPPY INTERNATIONAL #PRONOUNS DAY! My pronouns are dumb/bitch. Speaking of, some dumb bitch on Twitter lost her goddamn mind (is that ableist to say?) and thought she could force others to use terms she made up to combat ableist language. Her name? Kimberley Jane Erin. The term she had a problem with? #BLINDSPOT. (Hope I didn't offend all the blind people reading the Braille version of the podcast just then.) Incensed by her audacity, I have devised a way to get rid of ALL of the ridiculous terms from the euphemism treadmill at the same time, and I'm going to force Kimberley to be a part of it. PLUS: updates on Walmart NYC, and my heroic defense of real listeners jobs. Also updates on The Santa Cruz Joker, who is confirmed Mentally Homeless, and also we completely ruined his fun. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/W8_g5CogqSI RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or D

Dumb bored SJW women with literally nothing better to do have decided to make their hobby getting people fired from their jobs for jokes. Well I've had enough of cancel culture, and I'm doing something about it. A girl named Natasha made an offensive joke on Facebook, and a gaggle of clucking blue haircuts tried to get her fired from her job at Walmart New York City. There's just one problem. There is no Walmart in NYC. And I own the facebook page for Walmart NYC. Listen in as I take a "customer complaint" call from one of these SJW morons, and make her literally cry. The job lynch mobs are coming for you, and I am here to stop them. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/gtgx4y4jvPg RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

[HOUR+ LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] I am the ORIGINAL Santa Cruz Joker. I was the Santa Cruz Joker first. I have been doing it longer than Harlan Moncrief. Harlan is just copying me, and stealing my idea for the Santa Cruz Joker. He is now whining and crying about it on Instagram and Youtube, and I have SECRET RECORDINGS of him not only admitting I am the original, but also that he is a racist, he has no girlfriend, he's over 300 pounds, and that he is MENTALLY HOMELESS. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/N5a6EqCqSys RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

As the mainstream media tries to inspire incels everywhere to do ahead and turn every screening of the new Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie into a Tarantino-esque bloodbath, one incel in particular is having the time of his life. His name? The SANTA CRUZ JOKER. Well, the FORMER Santa Cruz Joker. He gives his review of the scary clown man movie, while Jesse mocks him in the pettiest ways possible. Does SCJ have a "lady-friend" or is she as imaginary as the Santa Cruz Joker's fanbase? (BTW, don't see this movie, losers.) VIDEO: https://youtu.be/9mrLkbbJucg RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

In this final Crashtacular, we unearth some archival footage of the first Pod Awful episode after the attacks in 2001, recorded on VHS. In it, Jesse welcomes Mayor Rudy Giuliani and the first responders to the studio. Also, joining him by phone were real estate tycoon Donald Trump, and local comic, and regular on The Late Progrum at the time, Steve Rannazzisi, who had survived the tragedy only days before the interview. PLUS, Master Studios explains to Gen Z what 9/11 was and a moving tribute song to our heroes. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/uEhsp9P_Mt0 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

As Season X comes to an end on Pod Awful, we look back at some of the amazing moments from the past ten years, and eliminate a few goons once and for all. The Santa Cruz Joker is homeless and gives up his title. Bob Hickman gets a warning to watch his fucking mouth, and he starts a new church. The Spiritual Smartass, Brandon Marshall, admits we turned him trans, and his girlfriend Amy Tumor cucks him live. Red Bar Radio copies Pod Awful. And much, much more. See you in Season ∞. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/GmtdbsK3SGw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

[HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] I am a #TargetedIndividual or #TI. I am being pursued by #Gangstalkers. They watch my every move. They control me with brain parasites. They watch me with drones. They force me to collect GOO for King K Rool. I speak to Justin, a TI who has discovered a terrible secret about what the perps are now up to. I also speak to Tim, a 10-year veteran of being targeted who has had many very queer things happen to him, including when he was in the Navy. You can call him at 214-229-6869. I also speak to my girlfriend. Honestly, good luck understanding anyone in any of these calls, their accents are all bonkers. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/KEcCGv-KYj4 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

I've been a member of several psychic Facebook groups for a while now, giving out sage advice, predicting the future, and contacting people's dead relatives. Now it is time to try my hand live on the show at cold reading. I speak to an Angel Mommy from the UK and predict her daughter's demise, tell a lonely woman she will never find love, uncover that one sista's man is on the down low, and also help a grieving mother feel at ease over the loss of her teenage son. Yeah that last one isn't a prank. I guess I have a heart... sort of. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/o4JIof__Ynw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

[TWO HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] We have been clandestinely reporting on the activities of Ruphio Pheonix, AKA RWBY Rox, the world's worst gamer, for the past two months. But this time things are different. This time we delve deep into his dating life, his home life, his parents, his music, and go to an AUTISTIC obsessive level to find out everything about him. You want petty? We got petty for you. This show is normally part of the $20 level of the Pizza Fund. Enjoy this one for cheap! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/t_u9LxXFJDk RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

I was watching Mindhunter all morning when all of a sudden I get sent a video of someone threatening to kill me. Now it's up to my new serial killer profiling skills to try to find the suspect. We visit pedophile Robert Robinson in prison to pick his brain; explore the sad childhood of Harlan Dale Absher, The Santa Cruz Joker, with some JOKERLEAKS; delve deep into the psychotic mind of Ruphio Pheonix, the KILLER GAMER; and even explore the idea of a possible Manson Family-esque kill squad lead by Kay's Cooking. Who is the true killer? VIDEO: https://youtu.be/TEmJAunn4cs RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

[TWO HOUR LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Conan O'Brien invented podcasts in the year 2019 and made them a viable business according to Variety Magazine. THANKS! Funny enough, I've been doing a podcast since 2009, and made it my job in 2016, but I don't know what I would do if it weren't for CONAN "PUNKIN HEAD" O'BRIEN. Marc Maron ruined podcasts and comedy. Andy Richter had the most embarrassing divorce of all time. Deadwing Dork copied Pod Awful and made a video about Kays Cooking. VIDEO THAT COPIED POD AWFUL: https://youtu.be/FQMYn0fXVpo VIDEO: https://youtu.be/R9EPSkn1s74 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

THE FINAL AWARDZ. The ONLY awards show that celebrates teenage murderers and criminals. Host DJ Jizzy Piss hands out awards to the Most Beefer Teen, The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Award, and the Fortnite Gamer Award, and a special prize to the most murderous teen who is STRAIGHT KILLIN' IT. Including Santino Legan, the Garlic Festival shooter; Sol Pais, the girl who went to Colorado to commit suicide, and initiated a nationwide manhunt; Devon Erickson, and Alec McKinney, the trans kids who shot up their STEM school; and many more! PLUS: an exposé on Danielle Cohn and her mom, and the ICONZ Award for the most iconic school shooting of all time. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/t_4spi4HAA0 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

[HOUR AND A HALF LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Jeffrey Epstein completely and obviously, all alone, killed himself while on suicide watch inside his jail cell, in a prison that has only had one suicide in the past 40 years, by breaking all of his own neckbones using a paper towel. In order to give his condolences to the bereaved, jesse gets his hands on Epstein's little black book, and places some phone calls to his friends such as: Alan Dershowitz, Courtney Love, Alec Baldwin, David Copperfield, and more! Plus, Pastor Michael Smith talks SATANIST conspiracies surrounding the suicide. If you or someone you know is thinking about suicide, call 1-800-273-8255. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/9xHtOtI8X60 RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

A musician named Diana Levine went to the hospital with a headache, and left with her arm amputated. She filed suit against a major pharmaceuticals company, taking the case all the way to the Supreme Court. In honor of her courage and tragedy, Diana's daughter wrote and recorded the absolute WORST, most CRINGE-inducing, DOGSHIIIIIIT song ever. Featuring a cavalcade of celebrity guests such as GOOZE-MAN, BEAKMAN, and CHELLA MAN, the world is now coming together to tell this story, cover this GOD AWFUL song, and take part in the Youtube Challenge: #OneArmChallenge VIDEO: https://youtu.be/s2A-PiJCCQU RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

[HOUR AND A HALF LONG EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] A man named Stephen Watkins came to a Facebook group for psychics looking for help. He needed to know the paternity of his child. He found Scott Green, lawyer extraordinaire from Australia. Scott came to me for my psychic gifts, and together, we will go through Stephen's entire Facebook account, including his messages, passwords, and more, to find the answers. Oh, also his Social Security Card and his State ID. Also we made him do a monkey dance. IS STEPHEN THE FATHER? FIND OUT! VIDEO: https://youtu.be/hIYjY8QbbnU RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

The Democratic Socialists of America, or NAMbLA, are a bunch of ineffectual losers who think the only way to fix the broken system of capitalism in America is by replacing it with the incredibly successful every where it has ever been tried system of Socialism. And they will get it done just as soon as they figure out everyone's pronouns. Welcome to the #DARKFUTURE, where Jesse forces the audience to try to SURVIVE the DSA's National Convention 2019 live stream cringe-fest. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/CPziEZYMjiw RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

[TWO HOUR EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Tool fans are well known for being insufferable cult-like losers, and even Maynard James Keenan thinks so. After I tried triggering the TOOLS a little with a stupid video, they lost their minds defending their BIG BRAINS and the cringe lyrics of their favorite band. We go over Maynard's appearance on Joe Rogan, the Fibonacci sequence bullshit of "Lateralus", and Chris D'elia's TERRIBLE podcast. Good luck with your sobriety. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/7esW5puYioU RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

Michael Cannaman is a Facebook Live streamer with a page called "Medicinal Cannabis" who routinely goes live to smoke weed with a bunch of other stoners. Despite all his "medicating" and mellow vibes, he completely loses it when Jesse reveals his real last name in a stream. PLUS, The Santa Cruz Joker used to be "The Angry Gaming Stoner," and once threatened to assassinate Donald Trump. Also, TOOL is the worst band ever and Alex Grey's art is ridiculous nonsense for stoned children. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/bF4zM6EqmVQ RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com

[TWO HOUR EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] The Santa Cruz Joker, AKA Lunatic Leonard, AKA Harlan Moncrief, AKA Harlan Dale Absher spent a week melting down and threatening Jesse's life. Begging Jesse to come to Santa Cruz for a fight, like the internet tough guy that he is, the 5'3" Joker opened up a can of worms the likes of which he has never seen before. Jesse manages to get his real name, address, arrest record, and family history, all while Harlan wanders the streets of Santa Cruz like an idiot thinking Jesse actually flew across the country to beat up a midget. Find out why The Santa Cruz Joker went to jail, his bizarre last name, how racism runs in the family, and how if he keeps UNSPOOLING the way he is, he won't be allowed in Santa Cruz for much longer. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/5WJxdlEKB1w RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.

God Entered My Body, Like A Body, My Same Size (AKA Bob Hickman) promised me last week he would call into my show for an interview. Last minute he has flaked. Jesse investigates what is going on, and finds out that maybe he should have listened to the OTHER Bob Hickman, PSYCHIC BOB, after all. Also, Pod Awful got kicked off of Twitter thanks to THE SANTA CRUZ JOKER, and so now it is time to MAKE HIM PAY. Pod Awful retaliates and takes down the #GOONS Twitter account, and causes him to go into a two day spiral. PLUS, it turns out Santa Cruz Joker is a racist, a lolcow, and also the star of the most unintentionally funny Youtube video of all time. Say a prayer for Jesse. #sAmen VIDEO: https://youtu.be/Z22JI1a69rg RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful THIS SHOW IS NOT MONETIZED AND NOT SPONSORED. SUPPORT THE SHOW. Get PREMIUM EPISODES! Only on THE PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://