Bully The Internet

For decades cryptozoologists have been studying and tracking strange beasts looking for any proof that creatures such as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, the Chupacabra, or The Mothman actually exist. Yet, Chris Kattan has been openly plaguing and terrorizing the public for over 20 years without capture. Now the comedy cryptid has attempted to feast upon the flesh of Youtube, horrifying onlookers with his gangly arms, his pulsating hunchback, and his gnashing teeth. In this episode we follow the Special Containment Procedures to study the KATTAN in his habitat, investigate mummified Mexican Aliens, revisit the anomaly Mr. Spergers in his filthy hovel, speak to Peter Caine about his frozen Bigfoot, and uncover a shocking secret about the Detroit BLACK NEWS Team. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2387  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61rRoSgmqBQ  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawf

[1.5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2386] The most NOTORIOUS predator online. The internet's most disturbed user. A man of PARANORMAL CRIMES so severe we can't list them on Youtube. For years authorities only knew him by the name "KLAM KING," but the POD AWFUL CULT has unswirled the mystery once and for all. Klam King was unmasked on a livestream for all to see, and the second he was cornered, he tried to turn the tables on his pursuers by HACKING their computers. Will PODAWFUL be FULL BLOWN PWNED? VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Runvb92uRdQ  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter    INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram    DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive  ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee  FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook   MERCH: http://podawful.shop    http://podawful.com   #podawful #mrswirl #predator Pod

Friend of the show Steve Smash Mouth passed away and I just wanna pay a little tribute to him. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2385  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter    INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram    DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive  ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee  FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook   MERCH: http://podawful.shop    http://podawful.com   #podawful #allstar #smashmouth Pod Awful Is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

Ethan Ralph claims to be "sober as a judge." "OBJECTION!" screamed the entire internet. After Mr. Metokur's New Skeleton Bone Drive Stream, I joined Ethan in a Twitter Space and the results were a bit disastrous. As a small-town Pizza Lawyer, and someone who has never had a drop of the drink, it's not really my place to re-litigate this whole issue. Speaking of litigious, Gabe Hoffman shows up to theorize that Ethan has had a stroke. So I leave it to the court of public opinion on whether or not Ethan is truly sober or not. We play the evidence, hear the testimonies (poetry by Metokur and Alex Stein), bring in my Mexican doctor as an expert witness, and during recess get confronted by an INSANE JAN 6 TRUTHER. When the defense rests it's time to declare: TOTAL SEKTUR DEATH. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2383  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBxGI--CtRI  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER:

THIS IS NOT A DRAMA CHANNEL. We've somehow traveled back in time to 2018, and Maddox has released a brand new video. I haven't talked to Maddox in lord knows how long, but the madman did what every other Youtuber is too chicken to do. Put out a video EXPOSING HIS WHANG. Sorry, I mean put out a video exposing Justin Whang. I called out Whang years ago for being a hack and the WORST type of Youtuber, a professional "Wikipedia Reader." Now Maddox is adding PLAGIARISM to Justin's list of crimes. But much more shocking than that, midway through the exposé this video takes a SHOCKING TWIST, revealing more nefarious schemes Whang was inserting himself into that will leave you GULPING. https://podawful.com/posts/2379  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGHkieLoqU  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter    INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram    DLIVE: http://podawful.c

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2372] Two years ago the Pod Awful Youtube channel was falsely reported and terminated by some mysterious MONSTER. As the dust settled, most people assumed Tom Gulley, a REAL RADIO MAN, was behind it all. Tom made it easy to believe he was the villain, inviting the torches and pitchforks of the PODAWFUL Cult. But then, suddenly, Tom disappeared from the internet. Now he's back from the dead, and in an effort to make peace, Jesse chose to forgive Tom and make friends. Tom pleaded his case that he had nothing to do with the channel's termination, and after an EIGHT HOUR LONG stream together, Tom and Jesse seemed to have finally buried the hatchet. But the peace would be short lived, because Jesse's wife now suspects that Tom's gotten a little TOO close, and now after a big fight and a phone call to Tom's brother, PODAWFUl is in danger of being thrown in the lake once again. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkcjGLQ8hsk  PIZZA F

PORSALIN is here! It's finally August, so you know what that means! MERSH from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis promised that by August NOBODY would be able to call him fat anymore. Not Gavin McInnes, not Ryan Katsu Rivera, not Podawful. NOBODY. Of course, that was two Augusts ago. Surely by now Mersh has lost so much weight he now exists in the NEGA-ZONE where up is down and eyes are crossed. 5 months ago Jesse entered into a one sided competition with Mersh to see who could lose more weight and finally be RIPPED. Well, the results are in! We are joined by Ryan and Mister Metokur to celebrate Mersh's KRANG showing up in all its full-frontal glory on Rumble, and even dunk on Mersh's producer Frozen Asian. PLUS: Giving Royce body dysmorphia. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqo342Y75Ds  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter    INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2372] Two years ago the Pod Awful Youtube channel was falsely reported and terminated by some mysterious MONSTER. As the dust settled, most people assumed Tom Gulley, a REAL RADIO MAN, was behind it all. Tom made it easy to believe he was the villain, inviting the torches and pitchforks of the PODAWFUL Cult. But then, suddenly, Tom disappeared from the internet. Now he's back from the dead, and in an effort to make peace, Jesse chose to forgive Tom and make friends. Tom pleaded his case that he had nothing to do with the channel's termination, and after an EIGHT HOUR LONG stream together, Tom and Jesse seemed to have finally buried the hatchet. But the peace would be short lived, because Jesse's wife now suspects that Tom's gotten a little TOO close, and now after a big fight and a phone call to Tom's brother, PODAWFUl is in danger of being thrown in the lake once again. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=las_vJts05s  PIZZA F

Hey Squirt Crew! The debate has raged on since "Baby Yoda" was introduced to us in The Mandalorian. Star Wars fans everywhere have theorized where Grogu came from. Well, now that Season 3 has wrapped up, we think we know the answer! We are joined by the boys from iVicious Entertainment, RUPHIO PHEONIX and his brother-in-arms FALLEN REAPER to debate Din Grogu's origins! Are Master Yoda and Yaddle really his parents? Or could DARTH PLAGUEIS be invlolved??? Also, did Ruphio roofie-oh his best friend and execute Order 69? https://podawful.pizza/posts/2370  1.5+ HOUR LONG POD AWFTER SHOW IN THE PIZZA FUND! Ruphio falls for one of the girls in the Nerd Squirt crew: http://podawful.pizza/2371  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLRctHyEgI0  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter    INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram    DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive  ODYSEE: http:/

I'm always getting chirped at by PC guys for using Apple. For the past 13 years the only tech help I've ever gotten from anyone online is "Stop using Mac." Usually the redditor telling me that is saying it while replacing his entire motherboard for the 30th time because it can't power all his RAINBOW LIGHTS properly and still ray trace Solid Snake's bunghole properly. It finally occurred to me though. I've been a BIGOT to these BRAVE people the whole time! It's time to heal relations between the Straight (Apple) community and the RGBTQ+ community. While Linus Tech Tips learns what a Hard R is (turns out, it isn't Marques Brownlee), I talk to James from the Pod Awful Cult about his tech-ual orientation. Big thanks to Emily from LTT for teaching me that the REAL Tech Tip was estrogen this whole time. https://podawful.com/posts/2366  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFven3NyHAc  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.

JODY PLAUCHÉ IS HERE! Happy Daddy's Day to the internet's hero, the human cure to child prdators Gary Plauché. I interview Gary's son Jody about his story. The internet's fever pitch, ravenous hunt for the heads of preds has got me thinking though... is everyone online actually a paranormal guy? Vito Gesualdi has become the face of the internet's hatred of chomo's, but it seems like its all based on some extremely bad jokes. We investigate Vito's proclivities, probe Jody's brain (consensually) about the subject, watch Alex Stein grill Vito, call my dad for his expertise, and discover something hilarious that happened when my friend Ryan Katsu Rivera met Vito and Dick Masterson. And it all culminates in a SECRET RECORDING Jesse got of Vito admitting to something SHOCKING backstage of Salvopancake's Fireball event. Does Vito deserve the B to the back of his H? Who is the Biggest Vitophile in the Universe? STICK AROUND AND FIND OUT! https://podawful.com/posts/2362  Vito shows up and talks to the Pod Awful Cult i

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2360] HAPPY PRIDE! Alex Stein has taken Steven Crowder's Princess Crown as the new closeted conservative darling of the internet! He's on Crowder's old network The Blaze, he's pushing the right wing grift, and most of all he's constantly dressing in drag to TOTALLY OWN THE LIBS. But what is the one secret Alex has under his belt (other than the pickle stuffing) that Crowder DOESN'T have? LOUD = FUNNY! And Alex has never been louder than when Brittany Venti embarrassed him in front of his friends Chrissie Mayr, Ethan Van Sciver, and The JACK Show. In this TWO PART EPISODE we go over the entire aftermath that PODAWFUL caused. PLUS: Alex Stein got trolled so hard by PODAWFUL while on Fishtank that Jesse got banned from the show. WATCH IT. JUST WATCH IT. Alex and Steven are out, they're PROUD, and they are LOUD. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3D5zFb6-HU PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUT

Alex Stein has received his JACK MURPHY moment at the hands of the Queen Of Trolls, Brittany Venti. Ironically, Jack Murphy melted down on the You Are Here podcast, and now Alex has stolen that Youtube Channel. Through chaos magic, Jesse found himself on the MK Ultra Money podcast with Brittany, and managed to plant the seed in her head that Alex himself is a drag queen. The next Day, thanks to the evil machinations of Deer God, Venti and Stein ended up on t he Chrissie Mayr podcast together and ALL JEWISH HEAVEN BROKE LOOSE. Now the internet is in a furor, many realizing Alex might be a little more than a grifter, many others mad that brittany was being puppeteered by Pod Awful. As Alex accepts his new pronouns, his simps come to the rescue to stop their Queen from being Dragged! https://podawful.pizza/posts/2351  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K97__yCKK0s  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    T

THIS BLIMP IS ABOUT TO CRASH. Alex Stein's new show on The Blaze called "Prime Time With Alex Stein" was a failure at launch. First, he steals Elijah Schaffer and Sydney Watson's old You Are Here podcast channel. Then Alex gets caught in 4K signaling to the shadowy elite that he's ready to do ANYTHING for fame by wearing child-leather red shoes. But the absolute WORST part of it all? The show itself, and Alex's FRINGE-inducing attempts at comedy. I tried watching every episode and took notes so that you don't have to. Gavin McInnes calls it "corny!" Brittany Venti says Alex has "crossed the line of satire." And Michael Malice says they are both... (I'm quoting here) "Jewish." What happens when a Blaze meets a Pimp on a Blimp? OH THE HUMANITY! https://podawful.pizza/posts/2348  Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where watch Mersh's embarrassing Dating Game fiasco set up by Alex only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.pizza/posts/2349  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULj5fwDdNZw  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza 

[4 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2347] "Caller" Mike "Check Bio" Mersh and his wife Royce Lopez are on a mission to make Revenge Of The Cis the most famous it has ever been. It's time to GO HOLLYWOOD, BABY! First stop? Texas... for some reason. The boys boys boys prove everything is bigger in the Lone Star state when they appear with Alex Stein, Alex Rosen, and Alex Jones in a series of embarrassing misadventures on a failing quest for right-wing fame. Watch as Mersh clams up on Sara Gonzales's The News And Why It Matters while Royce horns up over Sara. Experience second hand cringe as Mersh forces Alex Rosen to make him the star of a predator catcher video in some sort of bizarre humiliation ritual. Enjoy the struggle session in the car ride back home as Royce and Mersh commiserate over the trolls body shaming them. DON'T JESS WITH TEXAS! VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvvggiJ9y60  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  Y

A FOOD MYSTERY: MERSH promised to be "ripped by August" about, oh, two Augusts ago. Unbeknownst to him, he's been in a weight loss battle with Jesse ever since. It took over a year, but Jesse is finally --almost-- as fat as Mersh, and is now in the actual "losing weight" portion of the contest. Well now Mersh is mad because Jesse has been using underhanded tactics to win. For over a year the Pod Awful Cult has been sending Mersh coleslaw, pizzas, and pickles to keep him fat. Well now DETECTIVE MERSH is calling his cop and lawyer buddies and is threatening to start the next LOLSUIT with the help of Alex Stein! Can a lawsuit stop the deliveries, or will Mersh shoot himself in the foot enforcement style? TINK TINK TINK. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2343  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbX2Ewqzi70  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter    INSTAGRAM: http://podawful

Kyle Cease AKA "Kid Comedy" is a former comedian turned motivational speaker with a long history dealing with Pod Awful. Last time he got heckled, Kyle nearly got the Pod Awful Youtube channel terminated, but Jesse was saved last second by the kahunavirus. Now, out of nowhere, years later, Kyle has come hitting the Henchmen who reuploaded his METOO APOLOGY VIDEO with copyright takedown notices. The henchmen TRIANGULATE in on Kyle Cease as he tries to rewrite the narrative on abusing the women who go to his events. It's Cult versus Cult, and Kyle claims he actually somehow STARTED THE WORLDWIDE PANDEMIC! Get the full, unedited stream on the PIzza Fund: http://podawful.pizza Edit By Angie. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2341 VIDEO: https://youtu.be/n4ioabPdvLg PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube  DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter    INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram    DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dliv

THE MOST EXPENSIVE EPISODE OF POD AWFUL EVER! The Santa Cruz Joker, seemingly at random, has agreed to an interview after years of me never asking for one or even wanting it. There's just one small catch-- he wants to be paid $50,000 for it. After spending the past three months taunting me, begging me to come to his house and beat him up, complaining about it when I did, lying about breaking his scooters, and laughing at me for having cancer, I figured... eh, why not? In this interview we reveal all of the Joker's past crimes and confesions, his "Do you send?" debacle with kids on instagram, the roofie incident at the Blue Lagoon, the fights, the bread, who is the real Santa Cruz Batman, and much much more. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2328  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cg4BXJcfio  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube   DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord    TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter    INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/insta

Usually, big fat Ethan Ralph APPRECIATES getting extra servings, but for some reason when the POD AWFUL CULT showed up to RALPHAMANIA, he wasn't so hungry anymore. The HENCHMEN infiltrate the event to record all the ridiculous shenanigans. SEE Ethan's heigh get measured! SEE absolutely terrible wrestling! SEE Chaggot pick his scabs! SEE a mystery wedding cake get eaten by Dick Masterson and Ethan! SEE why they call Jesse P-S the PODFATHER! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! https://podawful.pizza/posts/2324  VIDEO: https://youtu.be/jxVbOQriDHc PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube  DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord  TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter  INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram  DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive  ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee  FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook  MERCH: http://podawful.shop  http://podawful.com  #ethanralph #ralphamania #podawful Pod Awful Is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

A Pod Awful Christmas Miracle! The old Miser Mersh gets his heart warmed and his wallet emptied when the Pod Awful Cult pulls a Yuletide prank, and signs him up to send hundreds of registered offenders and caged ladies Christmas cards! Meanwhile, crotchety Ruphio Phenoix is visited by three Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Present, and Future to warn him that his newest girlfriends, Barbie and Megan, are just catfish too. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2317  VIDEO: https://youtu.be/wSE95T-f5wo PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza  RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss  YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube  DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord  TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter  INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram  DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive  ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee  FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook  MERCH: http://podawful.shop  http://podawful.com  #mersh #prank #podawful Pod Awful Is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S