Here We Go With Josh Rosenberg

Josh needs to put down his phone and enjoy life's moments without pressing that red recording circle. Josh is also ready to dedicate most of this podcast to Subway and other fast food origin stories but also finds time to discuss the closing of The Punchline, and the transformation of San Francisco. Bring an appetite...this one gets messy. Aaaaaand, stream!

Josh, always the optimist, points out all of the many ways humans have screwed up this place called earth. This Good Samaritan also finds time to rant about a sweatshirt that smells terrible from Kohls, Michelle Obama's memoir, and the Harlem Globetrotters creating peace and harmony. As a former Washington General, Josh provides a true insider's look into the world of professional basketball. A tale that can only be told by a rugged journeyman who survived to tell of his glory days. Be well, now, y'hear. Spread love, not margarine (it's bad for ya). On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh breaks down the purpose of motivational quotes, describes the sexism that plagues his marriage, encounters a calendar calculating savant, and remembers the glory of the Mighty 1090. Too $hort said album number 10 would be his last as a promotional strategy before releasing 87 more albums, so I'll say the same thing. This is it...I'm done...no more. Now, enjoy it (until next time!). On twitter @jrosenberg957, drop a rating/review on iTunes. Nah-mah-STAY!

Josh is back from Fargo. In other news, Josh covers the topics of antibiotics becoming weaker, the many ways to measure personalities, high school librarians, the benefits of mistakes, and the amazing story of Ronald Wayne. This story is unreal. Also unreal: black holes. That's breaking science news. Or, I think I heard that. Or, maybe not. Or maybe they found a black hole. Who are they? This podcast is the black hole of all podcasts. Is that a positive? A negative? Phone lines are now open, leterrrrrip! Stream time.

Josh analyzes the impacts of divorce on kids, explores the nature of fame in today's world, and discusses the Kevin Hart Twitter saga, the Warriors final season in Oakland, and the emotional movie "Beautiful Boy" (go see it!). Thanks for tuning in! Tell a friend. No, not about this podcast, but just tell a friend something today. They've been waiting to hear from you. On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh gets destroyed by salesmen and lives to tell about it, plus rants on March Madness, gambling, comedians living in a cutthroat world, and mental health. Also covered: the brutal realities of truly understanding history. Now stream, stream, and stream away like your life depends on it. Fill your soul with sunshine and push the limits off the couch until it stains the rug. Then clean it, but don't forget the stain was there. On twitter@jrosenberg957

Josh gets very close to dropping knowledge on the brain's capacity to hold memories, excessive filming of babies, hand sanitizer, Amy Schumer's new special, and David Bowie's lyrics. Self-deprecation, old tapes, and Michelle Obama also briefly discussed. Parental advisory explicit lyrics. Enjoy the madness of March! Follow on twitter @jrosenberg957. Drop a rating on iTunes. Now put down your phone, and slowly walk away.

Josh is dangerously excited for March Madness, and the stream of consciousness flows into the college admissions cheating scandal, graphic T-shirts, views of prestigious colleges, and way too much being caught on tape in the world of sports. Rate it, love it, believe it, know it, see it, want it, It's It oatmeal cookie vanilla ice cream...what is it, it's what? No clue, but stream it, NOW! Thanks for tuning in.

Josh breaks down the power of Yelp, the movies Free Solo, Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Sam Cooke documentary. Other rants include almost fainting again, VHS tapes, Rotten Tomatoes, and opening up a bagel shop. And that's...50! Drop a rating on iTunes, focus on the positives, and continue being the great person you are. And yes, I bought another mattress. That makes 6 in the last few months. Intervention coming soon?

Josh is delirious and tired, just like most of you, so the time was right to discuss self-driving cars, censorship, gender selection, speech translation, the Gold Rush of 1849, and the book Goodnight Moon (a very in-depth close look at Goodnight Moon, as you were hoping). Also, Muggsy the elderly beagle dry heaves throughout the episode, adding to a lovely listening experience. Now...listen and enjoy! And drop a rating on iTunes, if y'like. Much love to all.

Josh breaks down teachers' strikes throughout the country, false advertising, left-leaning SNL, powerlessness of parenting, and the NY Times bestseller "Educated" by Tara Westover. Drop a rating or review on iTunes and have a lovely day, m'friends! Stream on...

Sit back, relax, and listen as Josh expresses his beliefs about global warming, Tom Brady, lazy Americans, hard-working Americans, Tracy Wolfson, media food, camping, Alexa, The Beatles decreasing listener-ship, the coddling of students, the music that plays when you're on hold, and patience (or lack of). Stream...NOW! G'on, now, stream it! Thank you.

Josh describes the value of living away from cold weather, the amazement of the documentary "Three Identical Strangers," the discomfort of many mattresses, the brain's negative bias, and the beagle who keeps going and going and going. Stories can define the way we see the world, as discussed in this episode. So...subscribe, stream, and enjoy, m'friends!

Josh is outta shape. Also discussed: the conditioning of NBA players, climate change (I think it might be real!), social media habits, inevitable Trump movie, Netflix addiction, the plight of politicians, and the one and only Michael Jordan (#23, not #45). Stream on! Happy MLK day, folks!

Josh feels the need to rip apart class reunions, describe the trials and tribulations of purchasing a new mattress, and wonder what kind of history will be taught in the distant future. Rants on Netflix, device addiction, an afterlife, and Queen included. Now stream, stream, and stream again, merrily merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream. Happy new year! Sincerely, Rowzinburgh (squiggly red line came up, but I'm fine with the typo).

Josh dissects the relationships between Jews and Chinese restaurants on Christmas, humans and dogs, true fame and fabricated fame, and some high hopes for creating something new in 2019. Happy new year, good peeps! Stream away!

Josh is an Amazon Prime addict yet finds time to discuss lifespans of humans and dogs, the extinction of network TV, unnecessary special effects on social media, fearing Mike Tyson, and the Spike Lee movie BlacKKKlansman. Welcome to my podcast. Really appreciate you listening. No witty taglines or jokes, just gratitude. Happy holidays, m'homies. Sorry, won't ever use the term m'homies again.

Josh explores gender inequality, sexism, Silicon Valley's evolution, the natural path of humanity (light topic), the origins of clapping, the impact of Too Short, too many electronics, too much footage, too little time, mind...will...be...BLOWN (or you'll have a normal response to an adequate podcast). Either way, tune in!

Josh explores the influence of rap on teens, discusses Juuls (e-cig company) targeting minors, provides some long overdue history about 40 ounce bottles of malt liquor and their impact, reveals the best new band (not Enya, but also not close to Enya so no need to bring up Enya), and does a great Iowa accent. It's perfect. Happy 40th #HereWeGo! Yep, that's me wishing this podcast a happy 40th, so at least there's that. Stream it!

Josh is back from a month off and you didn't notice, but he's ready to discuss the heavy stories in the news, world issues, the recent transition into home-ownership, his daughter turning one, the perils of email, the underwhelming tastes of Thanksgiving, and the great Loudon Wainwright (who is he? just listen!). Now put your arms across your chest and trust fall into this episode. G'head, do it!