Here We Go With Josh Rosenberg

Come on, come here, get involved with this mess. It's the one where Josh explains his new hip addiction to Words with Friends, his undying passion for English (not French) bulldogs, his love of the sauna and conversations heard around the sauna, his bewilderment of American grocery stores, his inability to get into the Irishman, and his attempt to understand Notorious B.I.G. lyrics on a deeper level. Clear your head, clear your schedule, and clear your lap of any pamphlets or wildlife because this'll need your full attention. Okay...go now!

Josh is ready for 2020 and identifies the main areas for improvement. Are you ready? Josh is so excited to steal the ideas of the late Ram Dass and pass them along as his own resolutions, providing a listening experience to truly cherish. Josh also reveals the truth about commercial airline pilots, the gym locker-room experience, the ugliness of Instagram, the absence of holiday spirit, and the joy of Ali Wong's book. One day, this podcast will take place in a brand-new, state-of-the-art (what does that even mean?) podcast studio inside of a mansion on top of a hill with a view of Oz. But, for now, same ol' same ol', and it's ready to be streamed. Get it!

Sick again yet still ready to rant, this far-from-festive holiday podcast will have you questioning the ideas behind artificial intelligence, pro sports appeal, disgusting cleaning products, over-hyped actors, and gluttonous tailgating. The next one will be better. This podcast has the worst promotions team in the biz, but we appreciate you tuning in. This one will feel like a flu dream or a delirious foggy waltz. Now grab your helmet and plow into episode 76. Thank you.

Josh finally cleared out his old bedroom and discovered his past, a past filled with wonder and magic. Josh also finds time to discuss the 1975 Golden State Warriors, wizards, his 4th grade teacher, meds for anxiety and depression, Conan, deer, wildlife, fortune cookies, relationships, and podcasts themselves. So, dive in. Don't even dip a toe to feel the water, just dive in. Yes, into the deep end! Jeeeeeeez, what's wrong with you? You were about to dive into the shallow end? Okay, maybe you should dip a toe. Get a hold of yourself. I realize the holidays are here, but you need to wake up and smell the bougainvilleas! Enjoy your swim. All the best to ya, m'friend.

Go ahead and google "Mal de Disembarkment Syndrome" to understand the lingering backdrop to this episode. Yes, this Thanksgiving episode is the one where Josh rants against horrible humans in airports, his swaying disorder that will prevent him from future travel, his difficulty with understanding music lyrics, laugh tracks, and intentions of ancient explorers. Wait, what? Just listen. Also discussed: escaping previous baggage, focusing on breathing, Sesame Street addiction for toddlers, and poisoning the minds of the world with iPhones. The world isn't stable today, but the gratitude is palpable. Feel it, know it, need it, love it. That's a fairly generic and meaningless mantra, but you're a meaningful person, and I thank you for tuning in. Here we go, again!

Josh might have to hunt down a mischievous student. We'll see. But, he will definitely discuss his recent sickness, which some call "toilet abuse" and he'll also find time to mention his parenting mistakes, his memories of Super Mario Brothers, his love for string and cottage cheese, his love for Adam McKay movies, and his love for his wife (not in a prioritized order). So, now, listen closely, and if you daydream, just rewind. Or, fast forward. Or, leave a review. Or, just take a deep breath, check in with yourself, and feel valued. Because, you are. Yep, you are. On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh ponders becoming a shoes-off household, but nobody cares...so he ends up going more in depth with the topics of foreign exchange students, self awareness, sweating the small stuff, the recent power outage, and wildfire crisis. Heavy and light parts included. This one might change the world or be immediately forgotten, one or the other, nothing in between. Now look in the mirror and feel confident today. It's your day, and this episode is your soundtrack to realizing your dreams. On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh rambles himself into a tangled web of tomfoolery. Listen close, as he goes on and on about Jeopardy contestants, gas station habits, the Beastie Boys book, Amazon reviews by morons, short attention spans fixed by footage, the 1989 Bay Area earthquake, Philip Rivers and his 9 kids, and the absurd ways of Donald J. Trump. Carve out a nice little window for this one, and bring some water and sunblock. Make sure you're prepared, and then embark upon this journey. Salutations.

Come along sweet friends as we stumble through episode 70 with some fervor and zest. Let's discuss daydreaming in school and temple, exhaustion, dog ear surgery, detaching from negative emotions with rapid efficiency, knowing nothing of ancestors, and hey, shouldn't we also discuss average lifespans of the 1600's? I mean, shouldn't we finally talk about the deceptive marketing of toilet paper companies? Wouldn't you at least admit it's time to address lost animal signs with rewards? Sheeeesh, someone has to bring it up! Have you seen the intro to the Aziz Ansari special? Not the special, but the intro? It's worth watching. We made it to 70! Cheers. Thanks for joining me on the journey. Hugs to ya. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Stream time.

Okay, let's talk about daydreaming, let's talk about forgetfulness and exhaustion, let's talk about Saturday Night Live and racism, let's talk about Andre Iguodala and boredom, let's talk about Bill Gates and toilets, let's talk about human value and perspective, let's talk about comedians and philosophers, let's talk about chili and appreciation, let's talk about sports and simplicity, come along and take a lil journey with me, wontchya now?! Embrace this moment. On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh is back from another backstage experience at a comedy club and lives to brag about it. Also points out the downhill path of comedians' podcasts, the boredom and intrigue of Andre Iguodala's memoir, and the amazement of CBD/Hemp oil being used to treat dogs and other things. Let's go viral (or even bacterial) so hard. Now, be kind to yourself and know you're loved. By who? Not sure, but I'll just step up and say me. Yep, me. I love you. Wait, shouldn't I keep typing this episode description in third person? So, Josh loves you. Yes, "he" does. On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh is almost 38 years old but lapses into some serious sophomoric content with this in-depth analysis of fart sounds. Also, Josh points out the deception of social media, the remarkable innovation of Steve Wozniak and his views on intelligence, the commendable job of single moms, the perils of aging, and the fear of waking up to home-invasion sounds in the middle of the night. I'm growing up, folks! You're witnessing the metamorphosis. This caterpillar is becoming quite a little butterfly, or a butterface...heyohhhhhhhh! Okay, as you were. On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh used to be cool and he's ready to prove it. Plenty of hot hot hot news stories covered, including a biter at daycare, junk furniture left out on curbs, ridiculous team names, natural disasters, the extinction of quality Hollywood comedy movies, and a serious rant on America's gun culture. Yes, serious. So, no smiling, and if you need to leave the room, that's fine. Get some air. Now get some podcast action. Do it!

Josh is covered in beagle hair and ready to cover the big topics, such as couples communicating on social media, developing patience (at Banana Republic and beyond), dealing with Impostor Syndrome, the mysterious rise of Danny McBride, and the emotional Robin Williams biography. Let's play nice, let's dare to dream, let's reach for the stars, and let's just take it down a notch and stream this damn podcast already, mmmmkay? Great. Thanks. Love you. So much. On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh now understands that he... is terrible at vacationing, needs to lose some weight, strives to eat healthier, screwed up a date night, doesn't understand horns in jazz, hates everything about Buca di Beppo, loves everything about Theo Von and his approach-ability, needs to get back in a classroom, and desires a domesticated bear. G'head, it's ready for ya! On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh breaks down fights, all fights (on and off the baseball field), points out why it's good for kids to be bored, analyzes the mental zone of success, and reveals the long list of things normal people do that he will not (yes, using a bidet is on the list). So, kick up your feet, pour an Arnold Palmer, and stream this bad boy! On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh almost had to fight a deer. Other incredibly important topics discussed include relationships with wildlife in the suburbs, the origins of liars and the 5-second rule (just eat food off the ground whenever y'want!), the eventual extinction of newspapers, learning about Eddie Murphy through Comedians in Cars with Seinfeld, motives of class clowns, and my 20 year high school reunion. Okay, carry on my wayward son. Stream away! On Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh focuses on parenting and points out the many colors we get wrong. Other topics covered include the fallacy of celebrating our Independence on July 4th, the absurdity of political debates and politicians, anxiety spikes, seeing therapists, and dealing with horrible sales people. Sell me something! Happy summer, folks. Stream it like y'mean it! on Twitter @jrosenberg957

Josh explores the lack of benefits of most apps, provides the key to keeping calm in life's sea of chaos, overhypes the Pete Holmes book, rants about Drake on the Raptors sidelines, analyzes Big Little Lies and Diana Ross's lyrics, and recommends people stop watching movies on airplanes. Just stop. Okay? Thanks. Enjoy the sunshine, and stream this one hard! Not just a normal stream, but push that button with some fervor!

Josh has been deeply moved by Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot passage and needs to share it. Time to place significance on the little things again, such as Sam Elliott's famous mumbles, public bathroom etiquette, old movie trailers, sharing the planet harmoniously (okay, not too little), and historical bias. And oh yeah...Dare to dream! Don't make me Google motivational quotes, just go with "dare to dream" for today. Say it loud, say it proud, and follow through. Okay, I'll show myself out. Love always, Josh R. (on Twitter @jrosenberg957).