This Isn't Normal

Team Bouquet dedicates themselves to the art of self improvement. Which is what they call a series of hi-jinx and shenanigans sure to annoy anyone in a 300 ft radius. Elsewhere... Someone new has a bad dream. Cosmo makes an enemy. Chrys confuses and terrifies. Iris and Skrink team up.

Nothing like starting the day the right way: with some spite breakfast. Team Bouquet has a date with some of their least favorite people on the planet, and they're sure to make it everyone's problem. Chrys reveals some of his mysterious backstory. Cosmo reveals some of their mysterious backstory. Iris reveals some of their mysterious backstory. I'm sensing a pattern...

Gobert is getting the gang back together again! Only problem, there may be some minor mix ups in the guest list... But when trouble comes to Boston, and people aren't paying up, there's only one semi-rotating team of problem solvers up for the job! Antiquity deftly handles some interrogation. Harold introduces his faithful companion. Patrick is accidentally invited.

Enjoying a brief moment of relaxation, the team enjoys some hotel amenities. And experiences some horrors. Just a few though. Chrys reunites with an old friend. Cosmo tries to get a phone number. Iris deals with Lola.

Team Bouquet and Team Dees fight the final opponent of Dairyton, and it sucks. Is everyone making it out in one piece? And who will claim victory over another round? Cosmo has a breakdown. Iris takes some hits. Chrys cheers on his friends. Bosco gets a charm.

Team Bouquet discovers the dark threat terrorizing Dairyton. It is more horrible than they could have ever imagined. And more frustrating. Honestly, mostly more frustrating. Don't worry, they give everyone convienent nicknames to make sure you can stay on top of the shenanigans.

Team Bouquet finds themselves at odds with the law due to some minor misunderstandings about the events at Late Nite Bites. Fortunately legendairy This Isn't Normal! character Dirk Pickles: attorney at law, is here to save the day. Cosmo makes a call. Chrys also makes a call. Iris does not make a call. Stabby Frog injures himself.

Late Nite Bites is proud to present: Legendairy Destroys Childhood Poverty! Real! Not clickbait!! Come down and watch Legendairy eat the ER for the East Dairy orphans. All they get is limes. It's awful. Come on down for this incredible event, today at noon!

Team Bouquet takes a visit to Late Night Bites - West Dairy's premiere eatery and clubbery - to come up with a plan. How can they use their newfound knowledge to stop Legendairy and finish the round? Chrys gets some business cards. Cosmo visits a "relative". Iris tries to order dinner.

With only a minor diversion the team races to rescue Team Dees from certain peril. While they do time ticks ever closer to evening and their slightly delayed invasion of Library ++. There are dark secrets still lurking in the milky bowels of this town (I'm sorry can I take that one back?), which ones may they uncover today? Chrys disguises himself. Iris creates an obstacle. Cosmo knows the Dewey Decimal system.

The four recruits traverse the deadly and terrifying Rot House in search of Thomas' device and unlock system. What horrors await them inside, and will they all make it out alive? Fredwick searches for food. Patty doesn't understand the puzzle. Charlie uses his brain. Antiquity does not.

Four low level mafia associates band together to investigate an alleged threat muscling in on their territory. Who could be collecting protection money, and what price must the residents of Frisk Street pay? There may be something nefarious afoot. Or worse, supernatural. Fredwick goes shopping. Antiquity gets a hug. Patty picks up a client. Charlie has never been here before.

Join us Monday, October 23rd and Tuesday, October 31st for parts 1 and 2 of This Isn't Noir!

Team Bouquet find themselves at another sort of crossroads. Their investigation takes them in multiple paths as evening inches ever closer. What insights can they gain from The Outrageous Oat? None. I'm just telling you now. It's family. Only.

Ignoring all advice from The Avalon Society, Team Bouquet attempts a late night infiltration of Library Plus +. What will they find? Forbidden secrets? Or maybe just dead ends. Iris files a complaint. Cosmo tries to bluff. Chrys feels very uncomfortable.

On the verge of an information breakthrough, the team meets a man named Billy Rooster who needs a job. Surely the man must have some marketable talents? And not an over the top magical ability? Cosmo channels their inner chicken. Iris gets a birthday dinner celebration. Chrys tries to stop an attack.

The team has a simple goal: meet with the town leaders and try to get some dirt on a potentially suspicious superhero. It's so simple. So easy. There is literally no way it could be messed up, right? NAAAAY! Chrys does a vandalism. Cosmo obtains some limes. Iris gets their own birthday song.

The team checks out their new surroundings and makes an impromptu hair dye decision! There's another team lurking around Dairyton as well though, wonder what they're up to. Iris orders a birthday treat. Cosmo schemes. Chrys doesn't pay attention.

Team Bouquet spend some time wrapping up their hotel business the day before their next mission. What last minute revelations can they uncover? And are some stones better left unturned? Cosmo does an interrogation. Iris tries to hack the mainframe. Chrys introduces everyone to his long lost pet.

The team traverses the hotel in search of answers, and coffee. What oddities exist around them, including but maybe not even limited to deepest darkest Reflection Game lore??? Chrys discovers an enemy. Iris learns about their traveling companion. Cosmo tests B.