This Isn't Normal

Finding themselves in another strange new world, Team Bouquet scouts their surroundings and figures out their next moves. I'm sure there is no way it could go badly. I'm sure there's no way they could screw it up. I'm sure there's no need to intimidate the locals, right?

Team Bouquet finds itself on the other side of the wormhole after a completely unpreventable and daring escapade. What they see on the other side may test them more than expected. The real question is: can any of them stick to the plan? Chrys follows his heart. Cosmo... does their best. Iris thinks outside the confines of space and time.

The team must use their expert wit to navigate the twisted inner workings of St. Basil's. What sort of mischief will they find in the land of the magically mischievous? What will they learn about themselves along the way? Not much, I'd wager.

Team Bouquet works to infiltrate one of the most secure facilities in the known world. Surely their skill, professionalism, and attention to the plan will help for a smooth execution, right? Surely... they all remember the plan, right? Chrys shares a traumatic memory. Iris scolds Cosmo. Cosmo breaks new boundaries in mind-to-moth combat.

Team Bouquet heads out to St. Basil's Institute for the Magically Mischievous. But it wouldn't be a road trip without stopping at some questionable eating establishments on the way!

Team Bouquet yells at Broad Shouldered Short Businessman in a Suit or whatever his full name is. They also do a plan with Dees! Their next mission should go swimmingly I would imagine.

Team Bouquet spends some time de-stressing after... everything. Hopefully they can get some good, drama free rest in before their next big mission. Who am I kidding, that's not going to happen. Iris goes skating. Cosmo and Ozma get coffee. Chrys and Mouse catch up.

Gregs collide as the team settles back into as much normality as a magical liminal hotel can offer. With some time to reflect (no pun intended), what will everyone do? In typical description fashion, I'll give you a quick rundown. Cosmo gets therapy! Chrys gets more financial advice. Iris seeks a diagnosis.

Iris is missing! Some other stuff happens too, but honestly this is what you're here to find out about right? Nothing else?

Team Bouquet plays D&D with Wilbur and Dees!

The team has a lot on their plates right now. As heads of security, they must stop the creature terrorizing the building. They need to locate Chrys' nephew, still lost in the inner workings of Hart & Stone. They must try and complete their obligations to The Reflection Game, if that's even possible. And maybe, just maybe, try to figure out what's up with Iris after their encounter with the anomaly. Can all this even be covered in a week?? I don't know, I don't even work here.

Team Bouquet descends into the heart of Hart & Stone to face off against their goopy adversary one last time, and prove once and for all that the Stone's are up to no good. Because they gotta be, don't they? There's going to be proof. It's gotta be down there. For real this time.

The team is tasked with escorting a mysterious double down to the security level. What is the deal with this strange lookalike, and what horrors will they uncover when they arrive? Maybe some pieces of the worlds worst birthday mystery will start coming together.

Team Bouquet (and Wilbur) (and Mango) face off against a gooey and metallic threat in what is clearly established to be a thin stairwell. That's it, that's all it is. How could this thing become even more terrifying? Maybe ominous breaking and horrible appendages may help!

After a positively explosive celebration the team must come together to bring down the house and help settle the rioting party goers. That's a fun way to say: everything has gone wrong! Something foul is on the lose, and the team must work to restore order before true chaos descends on Hart & Stone.

The team prepares for the masquerade. With an incredible and foolproof plan set for their retrieval mission, what could possibly go wrong? It's TIN, what could possibly go wrong? Chrys has a heart to heart with his Lola. Iris works to one-up a guest speaker. Wilbur recruits Claus and Mouse. Cosmo teaches the power of birthday wishes.

As the teams wind down their preparations and the party draws near, it's time to enter the final stages of their planning. Fortunately, Wilbur's got this. Probably. Or maaaaybe, he's just trying to find the kitchen...

Team Bouquet (and Wilbur) get accustomed to a life of luxury in Hart & Stone. With the masquerade ball closing in, the teams begin to get the lay of the land and begin the preparation for their body retrieval. Wilbur takes a fall. Cosmo misremembers how nice things are. Iris plots a crime. Chrys continues to deal with the consequences of asking for a lizard.

Team Bouquet and their new teammates tear up the town, and stop to see some of the local hot spots. What sort of new faces will they meet? Will any of them have any long term relevance? Who's to say? Me, probably but that's okay. You will soon enough as well.

The team heads west to Little Rockefeller to prepare for the heist of the century. How are things on the west coast? West... That's for sure. Elsewhere, Wilbur wakes up to a horrifying new reality. Fortunately, Broad Shouldered Short Businessman in a Suit is here to clear things up. That should go well.