Quickies With Kyle

When the lights turn off, I've only got one thought in my mind...

I never learned how to sneeze right. You wouldn't think that was something you had to learn, but apparently you do...

More than one thing can be the opposite of something.

My coworkers are all like "Oh, I wish I could make it in today, but I can't leave my house because of the water on the roads." Right...

When it comes to being happy you can either maintain your high standards or compromise. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about.

Everybody doing okay out there?

I'm pretty sure pain avoidance is a valid survival trait.

All jokes aside, stay safe during this storm.

$100 for a fake Rolex? You know better than that Urban Dictionary.

Not exactly comparable, but I've been at a desk for too long and can't get a tan!

My youngest daughter is having a bit of an identity issue right now.

I am, and always have been, out of the "sports" loop.

Ever say something without knowing what it means? I used to, all the time.

Don't believe a child when they give you driving directions from memory.

My five year old has grown up so much this week!

The best backhanded compliment I ever received...

I don't always talk good, but when I do I say things wrong.

Have any skills you wish you didn't? For example, I'm really good at misplacing stuff...

Maybe I've seen too many Criminal Mind's episodes, but this raises some red flags:SWM, 50s, LF SWF/SHF, early 20s, w/o family who likes to travel

I eat cake, and green beans - not at the same time though, that's disgusting.