Quickies With Kyle

I just don't get it.

I have too many chins to endorse a fitness product.

I don't understand people racist, on so many levels.

It's not because I try.

Jaspyn calls them "wee-a-tards", and they're pretty much her favorite thing to wear.

Hey guys, it's not up to you if a woman is comfortable around you, especially if she has to bare her chest.

You enter me blind, and leave seeing... what am I?

Thank God for people with chainsaws, right?

Seriously, not a doubt in my mind.

If you don't get mad at me for not knowing sports I won't get mad at you for not knowing sci-fi.

I don't think I got what she was trying to say.

I'm not afraid of much, but there are a couple things on my list of fears.

Did you get your sibling in trouble on purpose? I tried to.

My daughter Jaspyn is total drama, and I love every inch of her for it.

I'd get grounded from everything as a kid, and I mean everything - like jelly on toast; yep, I got grounded from putting jelly on toast...

People like to be compared to celebrities, usually...

My daughters have very different priorities, as exemplified by how they spend their money.

Don't think that just because I'm bringing you food that I made it.

How would you like it if someone told you to shut up every time you tried to speak?

What's the worst that could happen? So pretty bad stuff, worse than you could imagine, that's what.