Bollywood Boys Podcast

Sometimes your dad looks like Jackie Shroff and that can have lasting effects on your psyche. Sometimes Shahrukh Khan, Juhi Chawla, AND AR Rahman aren't enough to save a thin plot. Sometimes you need to stop by the cheap market to get wholesale vegetables on your way to work. (The price of kadus these days are insane). Also, who killed Javed? Who killed Juhi's career? Only one of these mysteries gets solved during this fuego episode. Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5248294/ Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Skander Halim - https://twitter.com/skanderhalim?lang=en http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1457646/ http://ucbcomedy.com/user/14969

Is Bobby Deol the best Deol? Is that like asking if gingivitis is the best itis? Is Kajol a good villain? Is a boiling hot tub a torture device or just something you get done at a pedicure? These and other gupts are uncovered in this scary, sexy episode. Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Charlie Mihelich - www.instagram.com/mihelicopter www.twitter.com/charlesmihelich "Ek waqt par main sirf ek hi kaam karta hoon ... jab peeta hoon toh khoob peeta hoon ... aur jab duty karta hoon toh sirf duty karta hoon."

HOT TAKE: Maybe SRK is better at playing a psychopathic serial killer than he is the hero? He has so much charisma and star power that he makes you root for him even when he’s the villain. Eat your heart out, Walter White. Also, Yeh Kaali Kaali Ankhen is objectively the greatest song in the history of human music. Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Sai Lang - www.instagram.com/sailanguage www.twitter.com/sailanguage1 "Kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liye kuch haarna bhi padta hai ... aur haar kar jeetne waale ko baazigar kehte hai."

A down-to- earth, female-centered, emotional journey that the Bollywood Boys are still recovering from. Kangana Ranaut shines as the titular Rani (Queen). Her little brother Chintu becomes a man as he lays eyes upon Lisa Haydon for the first time. We are all Chintu. Also, London Thumukda gets all the attention, but the entire soundtrack here is fire. More like this please, Bollywood! Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Shyema Azam - www.instagram.com/beautyNDfeast http://beautyandthefeastblog.com/ Tinted - www.instagram.com/@livetinted http://livetinted.com/ "Mera haal na Gupta uncle ke jaise ho gaya hai. Gupta uncle ko na cancer ho gaya tha. Unhone kabhi sharab nahi pi, cigarette nahi pi, phir bhi cancer ho gaya. Isse achcha toh pi hi lete."

Where’s the party tonight?! Definitely nowhere near this clumsy, unintentionally hilarious misstep from Karan Johar. Amitabh Bachchan seems to be playing himself, which is fun, but there’s little else to like here. No joke, the line “I like blue” is a dramatic, show-stopping, plot-shifting moment in this movie. Listen to the boys genuinely try to understand what makes this movie so compelling to some people. Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Manaal Khan - www.instagram.com/immanaal "Alvida nahin ... alvida kehne se phir milne ki umeed mar jaati hai ... kya pata phir milen."

Salman Khan didn’t always look like a ‘roided-up action figure! Who knew? He charms the chaddies off anyone who watches this movie, and the Bollywood Boys are no exception. Bhagyashree was equally heart-melting, but what happened to her after this movie? Also, hot tip: don’t bust into your long lost friend’s business meeting with a huge hug in front of all his partners. Maybe wait til after the meeting? Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Ruman Kazi - www.instagram.com/realrumankazi "Ek ladka ladki kabhi dost nahin hote"

Is Kareena Kapoor’s “Geet” a strong female character or yet another manic pixie dream girl? Do we care that there was obvious stop-motion effects in this movie? Is Shahid Kapoor a great actor in his own right or a pale imitation of SRK? These and other burning questions are answered in this episode! Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Unzel Nadeemullah Baig - www.instagram.com/unzelina "Jab koi pyar mein hota hai ... toh koi sahi galat nahin hota."

In this 2004 hit, SRK jumps from roof to roof in an effort to show he’s still got it, Sunil Shetty plays a bad guy with a classic Bollywood villain goatee/long hair combo, and Sushmita Sen elevates the role of the item girl. Also what ever happened to Zayed Khan? Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig Guest: Sanchita Malik - www.instagram.com/sanchitamalik "Bees saalon ke zakhm ... bees dino mein nahi bhare jaate hai."

The Bollywood Boys discuss how this beloved classic is absolute trash. Watch it again before you try to argue. There’s no plot until the last 30 minutes and that plot is insane. Songs are fire though. Follow us! Bollywood Boys - www.instagram.com/bwoodboyz www.twitter.com/bwoodboyz www.facebook.com/ratedesi Saagar Shaikh - www.instagram.com/sawgrrr www.twitter.com/sawgrrr Shaan Baig - www.instagram.com/ilikeburdz www.twitter.com/notoriousbaig "Roop rang mein gori ho chahe kaali ho ... khushnaseeb woh jija hai jiski saali ho."

Oy ma! Hai la!

Life mein teen cheezon ke peeche khabi nahi bhagna chahiye ... bus, train aur chokri ... ek gayi doosri aati hai Guests: Jessica Svendsgaard - @_svendsgaard Edgar Momplaisir - @awfulgram

Aal iz well, aal iz well guest: Ali Baluch twitter/instagram: @baluchx

Gori chamdi waale apne baap ke sagge nahi hote.

"Izzat darr se nahi ... mohabbat se jeeti jaati hai" Guest: Jaami Baig twitter/instagram: @jaamibaig

"Hamari bardaasht ko hamari kamzoori mat samajhna" Guest: Matt Apodaca twitter/instagram: @mattapodaca

Agar subah subah sandaas jana hai toh singer banna padega

Pyar ka pehla kadam dosti hai, aur aakhri bhi ... bus beech ke kadam reh gaye hain

Aap ki aankhen meri taxi ki headlight ki tarah hai memsaab!

mein tumse or sirf tumse pyaar karta hoon. meri har sanse. meri har dhadkan. meri har pal mein tum ho aur sirf tum ho.

i love you, k-k-k-k-k-k-kiran