Fearbaiting

This week, our episode comes to you with a prepackaged twist: every host and guest that’s ever been on the show is actually one of many split identities fighting to the death in a motel as an outdated and frankly perplexing allegory for dissociative identity disorder! Or, more specifically, Sara has bought former guest and … Continue reading EPISODE 137: Identity (2003)

Hey, you ever do a crime and get put under house arrest? I suppose then you’d be, as the kids say, home stuck! Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie Estrogenliker is here to holler about the New Zealand comedy-horror Housebound! In addition to Homestuck: The Movie, we also talked about oozing titties, wishing Amos his … Continue reading EPISODE 136: Housebound

This week, your host came here to talk about the cultural propaganda machine and chew bubblegum… and she’s all out of bubblegum. Sara has friend of the show and returning guest Maxie Satan back on to talk about John Carpenter’s They Live! RECOMMENDATIONS: We the Revolution Us (2019) Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find … Continue reading EPISODE 135: They Live

Come sail away, come sail away with us this week, us being your beloved host Sara with returning guest and friend of the show Kit Spindler in tow! This week’s duo is watching true artistic masterpiece Ghost Ship and dive headlong into the murky waters of Ghost Horny, The Morality of Ship Scavenging, Intense Philosophical … Continue reading EPISODE 134: Ghost Ship

Welcome back, y’all! After a month of thoughtful meditation and furry conventions, Sara’s returned with former guest and friend of the show Alex to talk about 1981’s ~controversial horror piece~ Possession! Get ready to roam the subway station while listening to your hosts cover topics such as: What Morrissey Might Look Like, The Movie Where … Continue reading EPISODE 133: Possession (1981)

It’s time to get together and watch Blair ride off into the sunset, and we’re sending him off in the only way we know how – with some Nic Cage wild bullshit! It’s time for an infanticidal rampage, as we tackle Mom & Dad! C’mon along as we find out just what it means to … Continue reading EPISODE 132: Mom & Dad

Well, hey, I know we’re not great about putting the Patreon polls up on time, but did we really deserve this? Because y’all made us watch The Nun and I hate to be a debbie downer, but man, this movie was a rough one y’all! Thanks for picking it! In addition to this fucking nightmare, … Continue reading EPISODE 131: The Nun

Step into the Shimmer with your hosts this week as we discuss last year’s Annihilation! We slowly hybridize our DNA with our surroundings as we talk, but stick around to see what happens anyway! Topics include: Red, Mad, and Nude about Bundy, Oscar Chat, Blair Become God?, Gemini Shaming, Best Screaming Bear, and Worms! RECOMMENDATIONS: … Continue reading EPISODE 130: Annihilation

We dare you to listen to this episode! And Blair has a truth to tell you! And also, we made a whoopsie: we watched different movies named Truth or Dare, so join us as we swap stories about two very similar yet wildly different movies with the same name! We also dare you to tell us … Continue reading EPISODE 129: Truth or Dare?

Have you ever written an entire episode description, copied it because you were about to navigate away from the page, and then witness your life flashing before your eyes as you copy over everything you’ve already written? Anyway, it’s seventeen minutes past midnight on a Sunday and I have work in the morning so suffice … Continue reading EPISODE 128: Mandy (2018)

We’re back! And we’re here to tackle one of Sara’s favorite takes on zombies, with Yeon Sang-Ho’s Train to Busan! With Y’all like Depeche Mode? Reach out and click faith? Is that anything? Hope so! We also discussed Downloadable Jesus, Zombies Make You Cry, Sense8 Petitions, and Press X to Kiss Your Wife! RECOMMENDATIONS: SSSS.GRIDMAN Cells … Continue reading EPISODE 127: Train to Busan

Grab a straw, babies, we’re slurping on some Respecting Women Juice in this our 2x doppelgänger-as-metaphor cinematic combo! Join your hosts as we discuss the Netflix original Cam (2018) and waffle about lofty ideas such as “theme” and “narrative devices” and “what if this movie was about YouTubers and starred Logan Paul instead”! RECOMMENDATIONS: A … Continue reading EPISODE 126: Cam (2018)

CONTENT WARNING: This movie contains a scene of sexual assault as a pivotal moment in the film, and as such, we discuss that content a fair bit. If that’s something that might get to you, totally understandable, and you might wanna skip this one. I’ll be honest, I really don’t have much to say here. … Continue reading Episode 125: Perfect Blue

This week, your hosts leap into the fourth dimension in order to wrap our heads around this baffling sequel to Cube. Maybe it’s the time distortion, maybe it’s the Fortnite walls, maybe it’s the impressively nonsensical writing and acting that seem to just rotate your body in zero-G as you age rapidly while watching this movie, … Continue reading EPISODE 124: Cube 2: Hypercube

This week on Fearbaiting, our hosts return from Thanksgiving gatherings with their families and gather around to give thanks, for horror movies. Joining them in these giving of thanks, Val Flightcub has tagged along to show them a new one – The Love Witch! It’s technically a horror movie, so it fits! We’re VERY thankful … Continue reading Episode 123: The Love Witch

Now that the season has since past, we’ve gone back and looked at October’s finest creation this year, the 2018 adaptation of Halloween! This is a full spoilercast, obviously, but we also don’t track the plot in its entirety, so if you haven’t seen the movie, your mileage may vary on how much of this … Continue reading EPISODE 122: Halloween (2018)

Sara has her fingers in many devious soups, so cohost-from-another-podcast Satah has stepped in with Blair to talk about this movie that is nearly as inscrutable as the house it’s based off of! Explore this house disappointingly vacant of any kind of actual atmosphere are we discuss topics such as The Podcast That Pink Lemonade … Continue reading EPISODE 121: Winchester: The House That Ghosts Built

This week, hosts Blair and Sara give up on pretending not to actually be a Final Destination podcast as they’re joined by We Hate Movies’s own Chris Cabin to sorta get down to business as we talk about House of Wax (2005)! Come and join us as Blair loses his mind over wax physics, someone finally understands … Continue reading EPISODE 120: House of Wax (2005)

Well shit folks, we’ve got just one question for you: what if his name was Jason Vore-Hees? This week, our friend Juni joins us to talk about the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th! Find out exactly why Sara hates Jared Padalecki so much! Also, hey – want some grains? In addition to this weirdly … Continue reading EPISODE 119: Friday the 13th (2009)

Join us as we ring in week three of Schlocktober The Third with The Haunting (1999), joined by previous guest and friend of the show Gage! Dive into a world of whimsy, dead babies, and beautiful late 90s CGI as we mostly do really region accurate accents, like, the best Boston accent you’ve ever heard, we … Continue reading EPISODE 118: The Haunting (1999)