Cashing In With T.j. Miller

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Nietzsche, scuba pants, Benihana, Bees, caricature artists, Custers "Last Stand", imitation crab, air horns, slip and slides, lollipops and ask the question, "Can a person meditate too much?"   Request this hot-n-tasty pod as an extra juicy side dish and then eat around the condor feathers….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Triskett Hurlibutton, bank robberies, bulletproof vests, band aids, maple syrup, Kermit the Frog, crystal meth, Silicon Valley, mountain biking, health problems, Old Yeller, Barbara Striesand, drug addictions, favorite vices, and Subway, and ask the question, "Are comedians happy?"   Listen to this episode in a tiny dark room while eating bacon…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Heaven, Yonderland, Match.com, unpredictable friends, virtual farming, Fiat toasters, gazelles, Woody Allen, adultery, self absorption, barf sucking, cinnabuns vs flowers, crumberbuns,  and ask the question, "At what age do you realize life is horrible?"   If you listen to this birdbath conversation in your infancy you'll have ample time to recover…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about binge kissing, killer abs, bolo ties, pony tails, belly buttons, lint traps, moon hoaxes, breakups, sun dials, Jason Statham, Gorky Park, ladleholics, pubic braids, "Breaking Away", and ask the question: "Bees?"   Listen to this episode at the bottom of a quarry, it's worth more then a few "Sand Benjamins"….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Epicureans, spiritual healers, soft pillowy heads, Bonobo chimps, shamans, flab nabbing hat grabbers, hypochondriacs, "House of Cards", the sacred and profane, divining rods, sex records, Cukes vs Cumbers and ask the question, "Can you trust a man who wears a bear pelt?"   Let yourself get horn-swaggled into listening to this one, it will make your home a house... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about fashion breakthroughs,  Point Break, carnival rides, blanket forts, wind chimes, Washington DC, bad whistling, Police Academy movies, lay nets, beer pong, baby monsters, defending your dignity and ask the question, "What is a Rachel epitaph?"   This episode will cure loneliness and physical manifestations, open it up with a new set of chime keys... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about evolution, Unicorns, eucalyptus farts, The Olympics, sturgeon fishing, sexting, MC Hammer, John Rambo, Nancy Grace, bacon nose, selfish moons, kidney gifts, and ask the question, "Why is time God?"   Listen to this episode while eating out of a trash can and then wash it down with some melotonin beer…… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about self-help books, french kissing, postcard stalkers, helmet hair, leg envy, Droopy the Dog, Tanya Harding, Jenny Craig, The Oscars, Canada, Mexico, tipping tips, and ask the question, " Is Bono better than us?" Don't take this historic episode for granted, for optimal pleasure listen inside a re-gifted waterbed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Centipedes, The Kiss army, Fila tracksuits, carnival games, Utah drinking laws, snow driving, crouton sandwiches, Abercrombie and Fitch, weather balloons, modern fishing, and ask the question, "What's the strangest thing you can order at a restaurant?" Listen to the is one and then donate it to Goodwill, it is filled with much Yang. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this shocking conclusion, Cash and TJ talk about weird dreams, rude awakenings, gas violations, child-rearing ideas, wrestling holds, rescue dogs, elephants, REO Speedwagon, pickle aversions and ask the question, "Why are people putting jelly inside of chocolate?" Recommended by critics as the "Essential" Cashing In episode, something wicked this way comes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Epicureans, Rumpelstilskin, Jean-Paul Sartre's No Exit , windless sailing, naval fetishes, box sets, monkey bars vs teeter totters, staycations, pine tar, bad puns, and ask the question, "Is "getting dizzy" a gateway drug for kids?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about eternal life, surprise parties, meditation meetups, sexy Santa hats, tree negligence, ferret stand-ins, tiny honey sticks, ribbed condoms, detached retinas, Greek vacations, moped shortages, and ask the question, "How would you describe TJ in two words?" Listen to this historical trilogy on a yoga mat, it will reaffirm your belief in cliffhangers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Batman, The Beatles, Duke Ellington, sick astronauts, lemon water, boob pants, humble opinions, movies vs. books, butt tattoos, and map rooms, and ask the question, "Can you trust people who don't eat chocolate or drink coffee?" Set your clocks back a day and listen to this one in a 24-hour loop, it's like an extra dry undercarriage on a hot summer day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about New Year's resolutions, ventriloquist dummies, In-laws, animal cruelty, road rage, Hellraiser, Vin Diesel, Carrot Top, horse-driven bicycles, fanny packs  and ask the question, "When will we see "Cashing In The Movie?"  Listen to this episode at the gym, right before your love turns to hate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Christmas music, horny elves, Mrs. Clause, Michael Mcdonald, Frank Sinatra, angry mobs, domesticated Javalinas, 12 1/2 step programs, the seeds of revolution, stocking coal, the Liberty Bell, family trips, and ask the question, "Why is Santa so unhealthy?" Put a barrel around your waist and listen to this one with some hot nog, it will warm your heart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about scientology, gambling addicts, porn stars, inspirational speakers, insecure gods, Al Pacino, Robert Deniro, New York, Birddogging, ultimate fighters and ask the question, "Is Cash just like Nostradamus?"  This episode will tickle your Hamster and remind everyone "You can't control the moon!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about zombie grapes, considerate crimes, snuggle parties, smart antennas, fashion advice, selective amnesia, Mozart, Woody Allen, Owls, Starbursts, and ask the question, "Can a person be too focused?" Stick your feet in warm slippers and enjoy this episode while going through a carwash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about breakups, brew masters, baristas, Russian roulette, motor homes, bullying, skeeball, Yoda, pilgrim pops, and the meaning of Thanksgiving, and ask the question, "Shouldn't we all get free Wi-Fi?  Eat a fifty-five-pound bird and then listen to this episode in a state of sleepy bliss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices